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So, who here is a virgin!?
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16.5 yrs. in 2 days. And I'm a virgin. Bummer, but that's life.
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o.Oune wrote:I'm a virgin, and 35.
I guess it just goes to show what a bunch of geeks we are. I'm 18 and fit into the most populous category here... mostly because my girlfriend's family (her grandparents are old-country Greeks) would lynch me if I tried getting any closer than a kiss. ::sheepish grin::
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Relax, it'll happen.johnmarkley wrote:I am, most likely always will be. I'm 21.
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My back-end is pristine. However, even if it doesn't happen in a sexual sense, I'll need to get prostate exams when I get older, so I can't keep the door shut forever (annoying thought).Stravo wrote:I'm 30 and I believe every hole has been violated at one time or another...aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin.
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You do realise that's the sorta thing I wake up screaming about, right? I hate examinations and tests, if they'd just warm the instruments a little but noo.Darth Wong wrote:My back-end is pristine. However, even if it doesn't happen in a sexual sense, I'll need to get prostate exams when I get older, so I can't keep the door shut forever (annoying thought).Stravo wrote:I'm 30 and I believe every hole has been violated at one time or another...aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin.
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What Wong said.une wrote:I'm a virgin, and 35.
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Hah, the thought or a chastity belt for the arse is quite novel.Darth Wong wrote:My back-end is pristine. However, even if it doesn't happen in a sexual sense, I'll need to get prostate exams when I get older, so I can't keep the door shut forever (annoying thought).Stravo wrote:I'm 30 and I believe every hole has been violated at one time or another...aerius wrote:I'm 23, and I'm an ass virgin.
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Right here. I used to be disastrously insecure about it, but there's nothing like a negative sexual experience to show you that it's not that big a deal. It's not worth it to lose it to the first piece of ass that comes along. I'm 19, by the way, and happily waiting for the right woman.
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At that age relazing and waiting might not be the best idea. At least go out and try to find miss right (or at least miss right now).ArmorPierce wrote:What Wong said.une wrote:I'm a virgin, and 35.
And I'm almost 20 and still a virgin. I've had the chance but I don't simply want to nail some girl at a party. I'd like it to have some meaning.
No, I'm not. And I too am one that wanted it for meaning and that's what I got. 18, just before turning 19... she was 19 and was her first time too. Yes, it's still the same g/f I have now.
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Virgin, 20 (gonna be 21 in March). Its crap, but im just not in a hurry or the mood for putting the effort into getting a steady girlfriend to do it with.
I'll likely just end up losing it in a one night stand at some point in the coming months or years.
I'll likely just end up losing it in a one night stand at some point in the coming months or years.
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To everyon that's waiting for it to be 'something special' - It's probably not going to be, especailly if you hype it up in your mind.
Not that it's something you need to do tomorrow, or something you really need you worry about - most of you are still young. BUT - the first time is not usually great because, like everything, It gets better with practice. So relax, and don't expect a miracle first time round.
Not that it's something you need to do tomorrow, or something you really need you worry about - most of you are still young. BUT - the first time is not usually great because, like everything, It gets better with practice. So relax, and don't expect a miracle first time round.
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