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Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 09:17pm

Damaramu wrote:Ahh....cats aren't all that bad. Besides, how can you resist THIS:

Very very easily actually...

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-30 09:30pm

Yeah, but how can you resist this

[img]www.porncity.com/pussypics/thu

WHOA! Can't post that. But hey, you get the picture, so to speak.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 09:31pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah, but how can you resist this

[img]www.porncity.com/pussypics/thu

WHOA! Can't post that. But hey, you get the picture, so to speak.

I saw the porncity.com part, and that's all that I think needs be said on that.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-30 10:28pm

My cat is actually extremely cute, and this is the only time he's done something like this- and he didn't break the skin with his mouth, though I have a nasty scab from his claws.

I gave him a rather thorough talking to.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 10:30pm

With your boot?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-30 10:32pm

Spray can.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-30 10:46pm

I have a cat that will play around with anything that's dangling in the air. Luckily, he's fat and lazy now, and I don't go around my house with my trouser snake hanging exposed.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-30 10:48pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Spray can.

ROFL!!

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-30 10:56pm

That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-30 11:16pm

jmac wrote:Note to self, reason #29 it's better being female - no delicate dangly parts for a kitty to chomp on.

Not so fast jmac!

Over at spacebattles, one of our female members lives(used to?) in a college dorm. She and her roommate have a cat and when the two girls are naked occasionally (doing what, I don't know...) and lying down on the ground, the cat would pounce on one of girls' crotch. They claimed that it hurt a lot.

PS: They came to call their cat the "clit-seeking missile"

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-30 11:19pm

Shinova wrote:
jmac wrote:Note to self, reason #29 it's better being female - no delicate dangly parts for a kitty to chomp on.

Not so fast jmac!

Over at spacebattles, one of our female members lives(used to?) in a college dorm. She and her roommate have a cat and when the two girls are naked occasionally (doing what, I don't know...) and lying down on the ground, the cat would pounce on one of girls' crotch. They claimed that it hurt a lot.

PS: They came to call their cat the "clit-seeking missile"

*has a clit-seeking missile*

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-12-31 12:07am

HemlockGrey wrote:So I was about to take a fucking shower, but I need to turn the water off downstairs, so I pull a fucking towel around myself, head downstairs, turn off the water, and turn around to go back upstairs.

And then my #%#$%# fucking awrihsohdfashittse goddamn cat lunges up the towel and latches onto Mr. Happy, biting and clawing! GODDAMMIT! I have a scab, and pain, and AAAGH!

#$%(W)&%QDDKFH@_&#%!

Ahhhhh, the pain, the pain! It's rather amusing, in a vaguely unsettling way.

Two lessons:

A) Thwap the kitten and squirt it with some water the next time it chooses to be aggressive towards you. Cats are intelligent, but they have very little sense of time. Bad action = bad result has to take place while the cat is performing said bad action.

B) Turn off the water before taking off your clothes numbnuts!

It's easier to do A) when the cat isn't threatening your ability to slip into the gene pool!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-31 12:18pm

ROFL!!

No, not like that! It's a spray bottle of water we blast him with if he gets on the tables, and it was right at hand.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-31 12:22pm

Shinova wrote: Not so fast jmac!

Over at spacebattles, one of our female members lives(used to?) in a college dorm. She and her roommate have a cat and when the two girls are naked occasionally (doing what, I don't know...) and lying down on the ground, the cat would pounce on one of girls' crotch. They claimed that it hurt a lot.

Who was that? Kate?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-31 12:32pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
ROFL!!
No, not like that! It's a spray bottle of water we blast him with if he gets on the tables, and it was right at hand.

Damn, and I was already impicturing a bright neon orange cat...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-31 01:09pm

XaLEv wrote:
Shinova wrote: Not so fast jmac!
Over at spacebattles, one of our female members lives(used to?) in a college dorm. She and her roommate have a cat and when the two girls are naked occasionally (doing what, I don't know...) and lying down on the ground, the cat would pounce on one of girls' crotch. They claimed that it hurt a lot.
Who was that? Kate?

And why hasn't she posted here?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-31 01:50pm

Ted wrote:And why hasn't she posted here?

She doesn't want to start over with a low postcount. Go ahead, ask her on SB.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-31 02:01pm

anarchistbunny wrote:
Shinova wrote:
jmac wrote:Note to self, reason #29 it's better being female - no delicate dangly parts for a kitty to chomp on.

Not so fast jmac!

Over at spacebattles, one of our female members lives(used to?) in a college dorm. She and her roommate have a cat and when the two girls are naked occasionally (doing what, I don't know...) and lying down on the ground, the cat would pounce on one of girls' crotch. They claimed that it hurt a lot.

PS: They came to call their cat the "clit-seeking missile"
*has a clit-seeking missile*

Mmmm... Naked chicks laying down and a clit-seeking missile...

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