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Controlling the vehicle by thought won't do beans about your reaction speed, or the limitations imposed by the physics of the car.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
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'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Controlling the vehicle by thought won't do beans about your reaction speed, or the limitations imposed by the physics of the car.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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TIL the date I'll be sworn in as a Justice of the Peace (woo, more letters after my name :D ).

On a less serious note, I also learned that someone has done a 40K version of The Battle Hymn of the Republic and it's actually good.

Behold:



EDIT:

Ooooo turns out there's an Adeptus Mechanicus version too:

Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."

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TIL Cheetos still taste like Cheestos when you're vomiting them back up. ew
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If they're so bad it's actually worse than them tasting like vomit why does anybody eat them?
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote: 2024-05-31 08:09pm If they're so bad it's actually worse than them tasting like vomit why does anybody eat them?
That's the problem bats... they still tasted good.
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Zaune wrote: 2024-05-30 03:16pm
Raw Shark wrote: 2024-05-29 06:18pmI'm still waiting for the day I can plug the vehicle's cables into my skull sockets and control it at the speed of thought, as I set my eyes to monochrome display and steel guitar plays in my head as I make my getaway...
Just be sure to install an adblocker.
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TIL I can formally diagnose myself as clinically insane, and it would have absolutely no effect on my job and I can still see patients and do everything else that I normally do.

Your psychologist could be totally batshit crazy and this is totally fine according to our regulatory board.
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muse wrote: 2024-06-01 10:13pm TIL I can formally diagnose myself as clinically insane, and it would have absolutely no effect on my job and I can still see patients and do everything else that I normally do.

Your psychologist could be totally batshit crazy and this is totally fine according to our regulatory board.
Suddenly, Canada and the United States makes perfect sense.
I've been asked why I still follow a few of the people I know on Facebook with 'interesting political habits and view points'.

It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
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muse wrote: 2024-06-01 10:13pm TIL I can formally diagnose myself as clinically insane, and it would have absolutely no effect on my job and I can still see patients and do everything else that I normally do.

Your psychologist could be totally batshit crazy and this is totally fine according to our regulatory board.
What if someone else formally diagnoses you?
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Ralin wrote: 2024-06-02 09:25am What if someone else formally diagnoses you?
Same, still completely kosher for me to carry on with my work as usual.
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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Well, that explains how Harley Quinn got to practice.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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TIL who my local Conservative Parliamentary Candidate is, I met her (a woman my own age) and the Tory councillor (an older man who didn't say anything) on the campaign trail while I was out walking the dog today.
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Solauren wrote: 2024-06-02 08:18am Suddenly, Canada and the United States makes perfect sense.
That's crazy talk. But it certainly explains Jordan Peterson.
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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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TIL that one of the local opticians is a very attractive woman of Indian descent :luv: But judging by the ring on her finger, she's engaged :lol:
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That we all got microplastics in our testicles.
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His Divine Shadow wrote: 2024-06-14 06:30am That we all got microplastics in our testicles.
You'd think that would be spread more widely, give more people something to be worried about so Something Would Be Done.
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LadyTevar wrote: 2024-06-14 08:01am
His Divine Shadow wrote: 2024-06-14 06:30am That we all got microplastics in our testicles.
You'd think that would be spread more widely, give more people something to be worried about so Something Would Be Done.
That might stand in the way of some plutocrat's profits.
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TIL that Laura Woods doesn't know the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia :lol:
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TIL that Apple TV, showing the level of self-awareness that I have sadly come to expect from multinational corporations in this day and age, has acquired the rights to adapt William Gibson's Neuromancer for the screen.

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TIL the Imperial measuring system is actually metric thanks to some shenanigans by Ford and Johansson in the 1920s which defined the inch as exactly 25.4mm.

The full video is really interesting and gives a history of how we learned how to measure things, the part about the standardized industrial inch starts a bit before the 18 minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNRnrn5DE58
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muse wrote: 2024-06-22 08:42am TIL the Imperial measuring system is actually metric thanks to some shenanigans by Ford and Johansson in the 1920s which defined the inch as exactly 25.4mm.

The full video is really interesting and gives a history of how we learned how to measure things, the part about the standardized industrial inch starts a bit before the 18 minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNRnrn5DE58
Yeah the Imperial system was standardized to exact metric length as prior to that you had a whole host of different inches that made things very difficult to anyone who operate outside their local area.
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Lord Revan wrote: 2024-06-22 04:27pm
muse wrote: 2024-06-22 08:42am TIL the Imperial measuring system is actually metric thanks to some shenanigans by Ford and Johansson in the 1920s which defined the inch as exactly 25.4mm.

The full video is really interesting and gives a history of how we learned how to measure things, the part about the standardized industrial inch starts a bit before the 18 minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNRnrn5DE58
Yeah the Imperial system was standardized to exact metric length as prior to that you had a whole host of different inches that made things very difficult to anyone who operate outside their local area.
I think I know what you mean :mrgreen:
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TIL the spirit of Boaty McBoatface lives on.
Also, letting people on the internet name things is...dubious...

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muse wrote: 2024-06-24 12:59pm TIL the spirit of Boaty McBoatface lives on.
Also, letting people on the internet name things is...dubious...

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I wanted to name one of my game characters as Alty McAltface but couldn't spare the gold for such a thing :lol:
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