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I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
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I had that same thought when I posted earlier in the thread! BWAHAHAHAH!!!!! WE ARE SO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL! I LOVE IT!innerbrat wrote:I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
Edit: Hahahah, actually, I posted in another sex thread, but same idea. Doh.
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So, Zaia, how do you jack off?Zaia wrote:I had that same thought when I posted earlier in the thread! BWAHAHAHAH!!!!! WE ARE SO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL! I LOVE IT!innerbrat wrote:I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
Edit: Hahahah, actually, I posted in another sex thread, but same idea. Doh.
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Yeah, I expect to see a sudden increase in views to this thread as soon as I finish posting. I wonder what would happen if we us chicks just kept posting completely non-sexual stuff in sex-related threads, will the guys eventually catch on and ignore us? How long do you think we can string them out?innerbrat wrote:I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
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hey that only works on some of the guys... *stares at Ted amongst many others*.jmac wrote:Yeah, I expect to see a sudden increase in views to this thread as soon as I finish posting. I wonder what would happen if we us chicks just kept posting completely non-sexual stuff in sex-related threads, will the guys eventually catch on and ignore us? How long do you think we can string them out? :lol:innerbrat wrote:I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
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*laughs* Well....yeah....evil is good though....weemadando wrote:hey that only works on some of the guys... *stares at Ted amongst many others*.jmac wrote:Yeah, I expect to see a sudden increase in views to this thread as soon as I finish posting. I wonder what would happen if we us chicks just kept posting completely non-sexual stuff in sex-related threads, will the guys eventually catch on and ignore us? How long do you think we can string them out?innerbrat wrote:I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
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Most people here are fairly smart. It wouldn't be too long before people catch up... However, if you threw in some bait, it might be tempting enough to compell them to rush to this threadjmac wrote:Yeah, I expect to see a sudden increase in views to this thread as soon as I finish posting. I wonder what would happen if we us chicks just kept posting completely non-sexual stuff in sex-related threads, will the guys eventually catch on and ignore us? How long do you think we can string them out?innerbrat wrote:I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
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I'm just relying on my earlier performance and reaction in sex threads to act as bait...Exonerate wrote:Most people here are fairly smart. It wouldn't be too long before people catch up... However, if you threw in some bait, it might be tempting enough to compell them to rush to this threadjmac wrote:Yeah, I expect to see a sudden increase in views to this thread as soon as I finish posting. I wonder what would happen if we us chicks just kept posting completely non-sexual stuff in sex-related threads, will the guys eventually catch on and ignore us? How long do you think we can string them out?innerbrat wrote:I'm just posting this so people will see from the index that I'm the latest poster, and will be all excited at the possibility I'll have shared about my masturbation, but get all annoyed when they realise I'm laughing at them.
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling