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Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 04:36pm

I would prefer to see the Womens Division used more. How about Womens Tag Titles?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 04:39pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*Intercepts 2000AD on his way to Irishmicks Dressing room and proceeds to throw 2000AD into a darkened room. After a lot od scuffeling and the sound of smashing glass Pounder emerges bloodied but alive and kicking*

*<JR> Oh My God!*

*cut to room*

*2000AD is laying on the floor trying to get up while various medics are telling him he's not fit to fight. Mick Foley enters the room (I know he isn't the Commisioner now, but He was the best God Damn Commish ever, and i'll be damned if he's not coming back in this thread!!!!!) and tells 2000AD that there's no way he's fighting tonight. 2000AD looks dejected as medics lead him to the ambulance which drives off.*

(but we all know what this means in the WWE book of Pro-wrestliong Cliches)

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-01 04:41pm

theski wrote:Yea 2000 but the push can only go so high!! As I see it you will have a 5 way ego match soon Stiner, HHH, The Rock, Austin , Goldberg who has the biggest ego..

Uggh Steiner! I wouldn't have objected if this was the steiner from ten years ago, the steiner who could actually wrestle and put together a decent match. The new bulked up Steiner is as much fun to watch as uncle Elmer.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 04:42pm

Please, please, please, please don't kill this thread!
HoSe it or something if you like but please don't lock it!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 04:43pm

Next of Kin wrote:Uggh Steiner! I wouldn't have objected if this was the steiner from ten years ago, the steiner who could actually wrestle and put together a decent match. The new bulked up Steiner is as much fun to watch as uncle Elmer.

Just how the fuck did his biceps get that big anyway? That ain't natural i tell ya!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 04:43pm

Yeah this thread it great and most of it is actually productive, the parts inbetween the fighting is just for show

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-04-01 04:44pm

2000 he is a genetic freak he was like that at mich, the roids only made it worse..

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 04:49pm

The Steiner Brothers where good, Scott on his own isn't really as good. No mater what her looks like and no mater what he says he'll always be the Dog Faced Gremlins baby brother.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 04:49pm

Darth Pounder wrote:Yeah this thread it great and most of it is actually productive, the parts inbetween the fighting is just for show

It is, we're teaching eveyone about the various cliches in wrestling. And i bet a load of people didn't know who Goldberg was until they read this thread! Plus we may even get pics of the Divas and who doesn't like that!

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-01 04:50pm

**NoK bursts into irishmick79's dressing room (aka the washroom) and witnesses a bizarre sight indeed. Irishmick79, who is outfitted in his trademark MC hammer pants, is knitting a sweater!?!

Is this the worthy challenger that snuck behind NoK to do a stunner? NoK cocks an eye brow and looks at irishmick79 who is humming the tune to the 'Flintstones'. In disgust, NoK grabs a lifts the garbage can in the room and proceeds to give irishmick79 a greco-roman-garbage-can-to-the-head. WHAT A MANUEVRE!!! Irishmick is out cold! NoK quickly goes for the cover and Earl Hebner bursts into the room and does a quick three count and lifts Kin's arm in the air for victory.**

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-04-01 04:51pm

Darth, 2000ad worlds greatest tag team "The Road Warriors" followed closely by The Free Birds"

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-04-01 04:52pm

Wasn't Steiner on steroids for a while?

*Hi, I'm Jim Ross, we're back from commercial break folks, and looks like the medics are tending to what's left of 2000AD after that vicious assault from Pounder, and let me tell you he doesn't look too good. And now look at this, Pounder is smiling....he's just standing by the ambulance smiling, that just low, and OH, MAN!. Somebody just laid out Pounder with a steel chair to the back of the head! Where did that come from? Wait, that's Irishmick79! Mick laid down the chair shot! What gives? Pounder helps him out, and this is how mick repays him? Man, that makes me sick.

And wait, we're getting a shot of Next of Kin in mick's locker room, looks like NoK is realizing that Mick gave him the slip, and uh oh, he doesn't look to happy. That stunt double in Mick's locker room better think about getting somewhere else, and....looks like we have to cut to a commercial*

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-01 04:53pm

theski wrote:Darth, 2000ad worlds greatest tag team "The Road Warriors" followed closely by The Free Birds"

In terms of physical size, ya I gotta give it to the Legion of Doom. Although, in their day, the Steiner brothers made a good tag!

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-04-01 04:53pm

Irish, Yep and had a couple of bad reactions to them...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 04:59pm

irishmick79 wrote: *Hi, I'm Jim Ross, we're back from commercial break folks, and looks like the medics are tending to what's left of 2000AD after that vicious assault from Pounder, and let me tell you he doesn't look too good. And now look at this, Pounder is smiling....he's just standing by the ambulance smiling, that just low, and OH, MAN!. Somebody just laid out Pounder with a steel chair to the back of the head! Where did that come from? Wait, that's Irishmick79! Mick laid down the chair shot! What gives? Pounder helps him out, and this is how mick repays him? Man, that makes me sick.

And wait, we're getting a shot of Next of Kin in mick's locker room, looks like NoK is realizing that Mick gave him the slip, and uh oh, he doesn't look to happy. That stunt double in Mick's locker room better think about getting somewhere else, and....looks like we have to cut to a commercial*

(that's not JR! He didn't say Oh My God once!)

*Ambulance doors open*
*<JR> Oh my God*
*2000AD climbs out of the ambulance., doctors orders be damned!. 2000AD grabs the chair off of Irishmi who spins round. 2000AD hands the chair back to him and .... Van Damninator! 2000AD may not like Pounder but what Irishmic did was lower than a limbo stick at carnival time! 2000AD grabs Irishmic's legs and ... Sharpshooter!*
*<JR> Oh My God, King!*
*<King> Puppies, no wait, damnit!*
*<JR> Oh My God!*

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-01 05:02pm

**NoK gloating in victory, goes over to look at the body on the floor but instead of seeing irishmick79's ugly face, he catches a glimpse of Eric Angle!!

**

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 05:05pm

*2000AD retires to his room with Trish Stratus*

(good night, no attacking me while i'm asleep!)

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-04-01 06:32pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I would prefer to see the Womens Division used more. How about Womens Tag Titles?

Hell yeah! More women in revealing clothing getting all sweaty, ending with one leiing on top of the other! We need to see more of that!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-01 06:37pm

Next of Kin wrote:Will Goldberg show up on RAW?

He did. Speared the Rock, and left.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Lord MJ · Post by **Lord MJ** » 2003-04-01 07:39pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:
2000AD wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:*Spured back to life due to being punked out, proceeds to rise to his feet and trade punches with Xerxes culminating in Pounder dishing out the Pearl River Plunge*

*pounder then kicks Xerxes out of the ring while his theme music, Starfuckers Inc by NIN is played*
Looks like Pounder managed a Rock Comeback (TM).
Disappear for months to make movies no one cares about and then come back suddenly, switching to the opposite show then you were supposed to be one (no-selling the Roster Split) and instantly being thrown into storylines that are at the top of the card, despite your absence, and despite the toil of the others who were trying to elevate to that postion in your absense?

That sort of Rock Comeback?

Rock has done more to help help other talent get over, then most of the other "main eventers" in the WWE. And you do realize that Rock switching was a decision made by Vince and the WWE writers in real life don't you?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-01 08:01pm

When are they ever going to release a decent wrestling game for the PC. I grabbed a ripped copy of RAW and it fucking sucks. No career mode and its a shitty console port.

I demand a WELL-PORTED if not CUSTOM version of the wonderful Smackdown2.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-02 12:35pm

weemadando wrote:I demand a WELL-PORTED if not CUSTOM version of the wonderful Smackdown2.

Fuck that ANdo, the season mode in SD2 sucks donkey balls. what you want is SD4!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-02 01:10pm

Sadly at the rate Wrestling games goes...always the next one.

Though I want more akin to No Mercy then the current crop.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-02 01:58pm

Lord MJ wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:
2000AD wrote: Looks like Pounder managed a Rock Comeback (TM).
Disappear for months to make movies no one cares about and then come back suddenly, switching to the opposite show then you were supposed to be one (no-selling the Roster Split) and instantly being thrown into storylines that are at the top of the card, despite your absence, and despite the toil of the others who were trying to elevate to that postion in your absense?

That sort of Rock Comeback?

Rock has done more to help help other talent get over, then most of the other "main eventers" in the WWE. And you do realize that Rock switching was a decision made by Vince and the WWE writers in real life don't you?

Of course I realize that. That doesn't make it any less destructive to the running storylines or continuity, if you will. They choose to ignore such things as their leisure. And I beg you to please tell me when the Rock has put over YOUNG talent since his return? The Hurricane? No, he's been stomped. And that gimmick will quickly fade. Hogan vs Rock 2 sure wasn't young talent. The only time in the last year and half I can agree with you on would be Brock. But I doubt Rock had much of a choice in that. He was leaving to make movies, and Brock was on the rise.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-02 02:58pm

2000AD wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:Yeah this thread it great and most of it is actually productive, the parts inbetween the fighting is just for show
It is, we're teaching eveyone about the various cliches in wrestling. And i bet a load of people didn't know who Goldberg was until they read this thread! Plus we may even get pics of the Divas and who doesn't like that!

Seeing as no one has mentioned who the fuck he is/was/whatever, we still don't know.

And the Diva's??? Their silicon makes up 3/4 of their body weight from what I've seen, and those without the surgery look like men with breasts

.
As to the cliches of wrestling, I've seen maybe 1 hour of American 'wrestling' in my life and I can probably name them all - it's not rocket science.

However I'm throughly enjoying the TGODing so please continue.

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