What is the weirdest thing you heard about the opposite sex?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 12:03pm

I was told once that women can be rational, then i see 1000's of them screaming at untalented shits like N-Stink and i know they aren't.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-04-08 04:00pm

I'm still waiting for our female posters to come back with some man bashing.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-08 04:54pm

What did Demiurge do wrong? So he doesn't find glasses attractive. Big deal.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-08 09:02pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I was told once that women can be rational, then i see 1000's of them screaming at untalented shits like N-Stink and i know they aren't.

Well, the same could be said about horny men and Britney Spears, but a good part of her fans were pre-teen girls.

But then again, it's always the girls you see surrounding the tour bus of some overrated celebrity throwing their panties at.

But how is taste in music reflective of rationality, seriously?

Do you know what I don't get about girls? The guys they go out with. I'm sure I'm smarter than most of them, and probably more attractive, without the acne-ridden face. It's probably because either they like manipulative guys, or the big, dumb, pimply ones.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-08 10:10pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What did Demiurge do wrong? So he doesn't find glasses attractive. Big deal.

No, it's that he doesn't find girls without 28DD sized breasts attractive.

*Uses ion cannon on newbie*

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-09 12:18am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.
Sorry Spanky, but nice boobs do help.
Depends on what you consider "nice". "Nice" for me is A-C, centering out at about high B to middle C.

I'm not saying that I wouldn't go with a woman that's a D, but just that I personally consider that a bit too large for my personal tastes.

Demiurge: Just shut the fuck up.

This is true. Our taste in boobs is actually approximate. Ds on a little girl are not my fancy despite many of my friends' weaknesses. I just don't see it....not proportional.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-09 12:21am

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:I'm still waiting for our female posters to come back with some man bashing.

I haven't come up with anything yet. Sorry, babe.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-09 12:38am

Zaia wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:I'm still waiting for our female posters to come back with some man bashing.

I haven't come up with anything yet. Sorry, babe.

Does that mean we're not weird?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-09 12:47am

neoolong wrote:
Zaia wrote:I haven't come up with anything yet. Sorry, babe.
Does that mean we're not weird?

LOL, hardly. It just means that everything I heard was absolutely true.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-09 12:54am

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-04-09 12:36pm

I was told that they send mind-spiders in to your room at night to enslave your soul to their evil ways & entrap you for 25 years before casting you away as a dry, empty husk...

oh...we're talking about women, right? Well the above applies just as well...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-09 12:55pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What did Demiurge do wrong? So he doesn't find glasses attractive. Big deal.

Glasses don't necessarily make girls unattractive. I know at least one female teenager who looks good with them. (as long they're rectangular or oval glasses - I can't stand round glasses)

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-09 12:56pm

Glasses can look very good.....

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-09 01:13pm

neoolong wrote:Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Yes.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-09 01:15pm

Zaia wrote:
neoolong wrote:Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Yes.

Ack! Zaia's turned into Ambassador Kosh! Run away!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-09 01:24pm

Vympel wrote:
Zaia wrote:
neoolong wrote:Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Yes.
Ack! Zaia's turned into Ambassador Kosh! Run away!

Pardon? De quoi parlez-vous?

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-04-09 01:27pm

Zaia wrote: Pardon? De quoi parlez-vous?

Sci-fi show Babylon 5, Ambassador Kosh was a mysterious alien that never gave straight answers.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-09 01:33pm

Zoink wrote:
Zaia wrote:Pardon? De quoi parlez-vous?
Sci-fi show Babylon 5, Ambassador Kosh was a mysterious alien that never gave straight answers.

Ahh. But, I'm a woman, you see; we've been vague and mysterious since the dawn of time. If anyone's turning into anyone else, it's the other way around.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-09 01:43pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:What did Demiurge do wrong? So he doesn't find glasses attractive. Big deal.
Glasses don't necessarily make girls unattractive. I know at least one female teenager who looks good with them. (as long they're rectangular or oval glasses - I can't stand round glasses)

*tries to convince GF to get a different style frame for her next glasses...*

She has circular frames for her regular glasses. I like her sunglasses better...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-09 01:48pm

Zaia wrote:
Zoink wrote:
Zaia wrote:Pardon? De quoi parlez-vous?
Sci-fi show Babylon 5, Ambassador Kosh was a mysterious alien that never gave straight answers.

Ahh. But, I'm a woman, you see; we've been vague and mysterious since the dawn of time. If anyone's turning into anyone else, it's the other way around.

Damn. That's just not fair.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-09 01:50pm

Zaia wrote: Ahh. But, I'm a woman, you see; we've been vague and mysterious since the dawn of time. If anyone's turning into anyone else, it's the other way around.

Perhaps not. Kosh could very well be older than women (human women, anyway).

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-04-09 05:33pm

One in three women have sideways vaginas.

One in three men have a smaller but more potent penis growing off their penis.

...what?

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2003-04-09 09:26pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Funny, I never went through any kind of "girls are yucky!" stage when I was a kid.

Neither did I, There were some girls that I'd used to hang out with along with my guy friends. But there was a brief time where I did think that, and b/c some of the girls were mean.

Damn now that I think of itsome of those broad that I used to hang out with are probably hot now. If I only knew where the were.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-09 09:33pm

Once upon a time, I heard that you could have sex with them. Not knowing what sex was at the time, I could not make sense of it, and did not understand why I'd want to do this sex thing.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2003-04-09 09:53pm

XaLEv wrote:I suppose this is close enough: I found the appearance of vulvas rather strange when I first saw one, around 5 or so.

She said I could look if I promised not to laugh. I promised, she stripped, I laughed.

I feel kinda bad about it now.

Hell I was the same age when I saw my first Vulva. I laughed, but I guess I was kinda excited to see one because I was curious about women as I am now.