152 rules of an evil overlord.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 01:12pm

on second thoughts, cruel is fun

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 01:17pm

Poof! By the grace of DM magic you have been stripped of that particular ability. Or in game mechamics the Lady of Magic has cut you off from the weave. And I want a complete contract for everyone of those wish spells.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 01:29pm

Poof! By the grace of DM magic you have been stripped of that particular ability. Or in game mechamics the Lady of Magic has cut you off from the weave. And I want a complete contract for everyone of those wish spells.

Magic? You think I use Magic Fool? HA! My power comes from cutting Witt And the unimagable POWER OF IRONY
And I have YET to use my other forces aviable to me(Remeber if its Ironic enough I can make it happen, but only things which would benfit me happen

)

Besides I'm not completly invicible I doo have a few people who've beat me, Blasted CONNAN DAMN YOUR DUMB-LUCK! For example Dumb-Luck Trumps me and so does the offer of free caffine in drinakable preverble carbinated form

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 01:39pm

A cat of your favorite soda appears infrnt of you and Tymora grants you with 10 levels of the "Fatespinner" prestige class. The DMs mortal avatar A winged elf wearing silver robes with a top hat wearing toad on his shoulder appears in fron of you. "Join with me and with our combined powers of Omnipotence and Irony we shall rule the multiverse."

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-02 01:41pm

I think this qualifies as violation of the rules on how to be an evil overlord.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 01:48pm

Edit: Cat

Change to

Vat

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 01:52pm

A cat of your favorite soda appears infrnt of you and Tymora grants you with 10 levels of the "Fatespinner" prestige class. The DMs mortal avatar A winged elf wearing silver robes with a top hat wearing toad on his shoulder appears in fron of you. "Join with me and with our combined powers of Omnipotence and Irony we shall rule the multiverse."

Hmm..... A cat of Soda... And a Gay Elf toad where top-hat guy....

*Summon City bus

*WOMP!

So much for that guy

I think this qualifies as violation of the rules on how to be an evil overlord.

Damn it who put that there!
(Mumbes about damn kids and leaves with screw-driver in hand)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 02:04pm

Fool! You should have joined me while you had the chance! *Plane of existence disappears in a shimmering radience.*

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 02:08pm

I have to say thats not ironic enough (*poofs plane back)

I told you once I tell you a thousand times, nothing Ironic happens here without my say so damn fool!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 02:20pm

I could watch him try to kill you for ever Bean, it's so very amusing.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 02:37pm

*The tarasque attackes necronlord* Mr. Bean placed in temporal stasis. Chain contingency imprisonment-Mr. Bean in case he ever escapes.

Captain Lennox is destroyed by DM Magic.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-02 02:45pm

And I die, Earryt

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*The tarasque attackes necronlord* Mr. Bean placed in temporal stasis. Chain contingency imprisonment-Mr. Bean in case he ever escapes.

Captain Lennox is destroyed by DM Magic.

Since, I have no fate or belief in magic it shall not kill me.

And if I died Earth shall be slagged

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 03:00pm

Heh place me in Statius? Hardly I go insane and become

Umm more Evil, But Evil Bad not Evil Funny

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-02 03:08pm

Standby forward VLS and aft gunnery! Ready sir. Fire! *Hundreds of LASM missiles with logic/anti logic warheads are fired, followed by 8-inch shellfire* DIE magic, DIE DIE DIE!!!!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 03:14pm

But you forget. The DMs powers transcend all forms of existenc. Even in a non-magic universe the power of the DM is unlimited. I control every aspect of the environment your alter egos live in. I control your fate so bow down and worship me!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 03:17pm

oh dear oh dear, aside from the fact that necrons have no souls, i should now have to get out my inquisitor GM role will I?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 03:21pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*The tarasque attackes necronlord* Mr. Bean placed in temporal stasis. Chain contingency imprisonment-Mr. Bean in case he ever escapes.

Captain Lennox is destroyed by DM Magic.

Oh dear.
*summons flagship from other side of galaxy, it arrives 'tarasque' is hit by a bast from space and ripped to subatomic particles.*

are you done?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 03:39pm

It reforms. A wish spell is required to kill it. And to use a wish spell requires extensive negotiation with the DM. If I find a loop hole you are screwed.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-02 03:41pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:But you forget. The DMs powers transcend all forms of existenc. Even in a non-magic universe the power of the DM is unlimited. I control every aspect of the environment your alter egos live in. I control your fate so bow down and worship me!

But that would defy the laws of phsyics, but anyway*ISD Lieutenant is a Magic Freak, defends ships*

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 03:58pm

Heh this will gone on for quite awhile I can tell

Quite IRONIC isn't it?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 04:03pm

*ISD Lieutenant is a Magic Freak, defends ships*

Specify. Foolish mortal!

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-02 04:14pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
*ISD Lieutenant is a Magic Freak, defends ships*
Specify. Foolish mortal!

What was your attack?*Imperial Sarcastic blinking*

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-02 04:15pm

Mr Bean wrote:Heh this will gone on for quite awhile I can tell

Quite IRONIC isn't it?

Yes, yes quite ironic.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-09-02 11:41pm

*Casts flatulence on Bean then puts peg on nose. Offers to sell extra pegs for 1gp each.*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-02 11:56pm

Conventional ordnance ineffective, anti logic ordnance ineffective, switching to transversal quantum anti reality magic neutralization munitions with enhanced anti physic combined effects penatraitor cores.

Nothing can defeat such weapons.