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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
This is where it gets weird.
Oh, I have not begun to be weird....


On a seperate note.
I see you are an Australian..As a New Zealander it is my patrotic duty to say to you.
Get fucked, stop shagging your mother, the doctor tells me she has herpes, which brings up your criminal nature..I was able to bribe your mothers doctor for information, your a bunch of fucking theifs and whats worse you bowl underarm!!!
Bwahahah, excellent. Everything is going as I have forseen. The English hate the French, the Americans hate the Canadians and Australians hate the New Zealanders.
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Hmm, I don't think I look like my avatar really, and I don't know what I look like myself since I scream in horror and run away whenever I see a mirror.
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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote: Dont cover for him..we have evidence to show he cant get it up for more than two minutes.
BASTARD, I can well...

Uh, I mean, I'm pretty sure what you hear is wrong, sweetie. :)
We have the pictures..dont lie, it only make him look worse than he does..penile warts are a terrible thing... esp when they rival the size of the host.
Urge to kill... rising!

I'll pretend I didn't hear that and simply attribute it to stupidity on your part.

I happen to think AV is a very well endowed man both mentally and physically. You could call him Dr. Stud.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
This is where it gets weird.
Oh, I have not begun to be weird....


On a seperate note.
I see you are an Australian..As a New Zealander it is my patrotic duty to say to you.
Get fucked, stop shagging your mother, the doctor tells me she has herpes, which brings up your criminal nature..I was able to bribe your mothers doctor for information, your a bunch of fucking theifs and whats worse you bowl underarm!!!
Bwahahah, excellent. Everything is going as I have forseen. The English hate the French, the Americans hate the Canadians and Australians hate the New Zealanders.
Dont be so bloody stupid you ignorant whining pom. This is a family matter between Aussie and NZ. Mess with us and we will export our unemployed to Britain.
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
This is where it gets weird.
Oh, I have not begun to be weird....


On a seperate note.
I see you are an Australian..As a New Zealander it is my patrotic duty to say to you.
Get fucked, stop shagging your mother, the doctor tells me she has herpes, which brings up your criminal nature..I was able to bribe your mothers doctor for information, your a bunch of fucking theifs and whats worse you bowl underarm!!!
Mate, as an Australian I don't give a shit what you or your little sheep shagging country thinks.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: BASTARD, I can well...

Uh, I mean, I'm pretty sure what you hear is wrong, sweetie. :)
We have the pictures..dont lie, it only make him look worse than he does..penile warts are a terrible thing... esp when they rival the size of the host.
Urge to kill... rising!
Shame thats the only thing thats rising these days :P
I'll pretend I didn't hear that and simply attribute it to stupidity on your part.
Sorry, I dont swing that way, but my sources are reliable. :lol:
I happen to think AV is a very well endowed man both mentally and physically. You could call him Dr. Stud.
I could call him that, but it would be a lie..and I canna tell a lie esp when it disadvantages me. After all I am not a hack reporter for nothing.

btw, you need to get out more if you think he is well endowed....
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Stuart Mackey wrote: Dont be so bloody stupid you ignorant whining pom. This is a family matter between Aussie and NZ. Mess with us and we will export our unemployed to Britain.
Pfft, this is only the beginning.

And I thought you were all unemployed given that you're all convicts, damn colonials.
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Gandalf wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
This is where it gets weird.
Oh, I have not begun to be weird....


On a seperate note.
I see you are an Australian..As a New Zealander it is my patrotic duty to say to you.
Get fucked, stop shagging your mother, the doctor tells me she has herpes, which brings up your criminal nature..I was able to bribe your mothers doctor for information, your a bunch of fucking theifs and whats worse you bowl underarm!!!
Mate, as an Australian I don't give a shit what you or your little sheep shagging country thinks.
Surrre, you have to have someone to pretend to ignore..it covers your insecurity in regards to America.
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Stuart Mackey wrote: Shame thats the only thing thats rising these days :P
Gah, foiled again!
Sorry, I dont swing that way, but my sources are reliable. :lol:
Gah, foiled again!
I could call him that, but it would be a lie..and I canna tell a lie esp when it disadvantages me. After all I am not a hack reporter for nothing.

btw, you need to get out more if you think he is well endowed....
Gah... aaargh!

Let me hit him, let me hit him!

*grabs alarm clock*
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Bwahahah, excellent. Everything is going as I have forseen. The English hate the French, the Americans hate the Canadians and Australians hate the New Zealanders.
I take it you didn't forsee any English cricketing wins did you? :P
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote: Dont be so bloody stupid you ignorant whining pom. This is a family matter between Aussie and NZ. Mess with us and we will export our unemployed to Britain.
Pfft, this is only the beginning.

And I thought you were all unemployed given that you're all convicts, damn colonials.
I knew the British education system was bad, but this is pathetic even for a pom. You dont even know where the crims were sent :roll:
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Gah... aaargh!

Let me hit him, let me hit him!

*grabs alarm clock*
:D
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Stuart Mackey wrote:Surrre, you have to have someone to pretend to ignore..it covers your insecurity in regards to America.
Why would I be insecure on America?, has the war on terror come after Steve Irwin?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Gandalf wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Surrre, you have to have someone to pretend to ignore..it covers your insecurity in regards to America.
Why would I be insecure on America?, has the war on terror come after Steve Irwin?
There you go..getting all sensitive. Youu mean besides the fact that you pretend to be little America? with a economy thats what? 1.4% of california's, no wonder you try to ignore us..we point out your failings..and your less than desirible family affections...
And yes Steve Irwin is a insturment of terror, ask any TV produser..
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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Surrre, you have to have someone to pretend to ignore..it covers your insecurity in regards to America.
Why would I be insecure on America?, has the war on terror come after Steve Irwin?
There you go..getting all sensitive. Youu mean besides the fact that you pretend to be little America? with a economy thats what? 1.4% of california's, no wonder you try to ignore us..we point out your failings..and your less than desirible family affections...
And yes Steve Irwin is a insturment of terror, ask any TV produser..
The government tries to be little America, I try not to fall over laughing at your country.

Now I go to bed, where there are no sheep.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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innerbrat wrote:
verilon wrote:
mantakai wrote:i also try and picture people by their avatars, and man zaia looks damn good if they convey to real life :wink:
As I said.. the angel or the devil..?
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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote: Dont be so bloody stupid you ignorant whining pom. This is a family matter between Aussie and NZ. Mess with us and we will export our unemployed to Britain.
Pfft, this is only the beginning.

And I thought you were all unemployed given that you're all convicts, damn colonials.
I knew the British education system was bad, but this is pathetic even for a pom. You dont even know where the crims were sent :roll:
They were sent to some hellhole named Australia where they later spread like bacteria to the neighbouring islands.

Which reminds me, stop bloody selling us Neighbours you Aussies! It's painful to think that's considered entertainment there. :P
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I think you all look like genderless drones with grey skin and large all black eyes who happen o have lives and opinions. The ony peope who don't fall into this category are.

Mike Wong- An Older Harry Kim wearing a grey Imperial admiral uniform

Dalton- Silent Bob

Kelly- Faye Valentine with a bondage fetish

and myself- who looks either like Dirk diggler, or Dork diggler depending what day of the week it is or how depressed I am.
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IG-88E wrote:I usually picture people as looking like their avatars. Saves time and effort. :lol:
So I'm a tall, dark, panther-build blob of sentient darkness to you? COOOOOOL.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:Mike Wong- An Older Harry Kim wearing a grey Imperial admiral uniform
Uh-oh, I think I can feel the anger rage already as the ban button is pressed. :D
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Gandalf wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Gandalf wrote: Why would I be insecure on America?, has the war on terror come after Steve Irwin?
There you go..getting all sensitive. Youu mean besides the fact that you pretend to be little America? with a economy thats what? 1.4% of california's, no wonder you try to ignore us..we point out your failings..and your less than desirible family affections...
And yes Steve Irwin is a insturment of terror, ask any TV produser..
The government tries to be little America, I try not to fall over laughing at your country.

Now I go to bed, where there are no sheep.
And who elects your government? :roll: and your insecurity is showing again..
Good night, and leave your sister alone, you dont need another child..what with your mother preggo and all :D .
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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote: There you go..getting all sensitive. Youu mean besides the fact that you pretend to be little America? with a economy thats what? 1.4% of california's, no wonder you try to ignore us..we point out your failings..and your less than desirible family affections...
And yes Steve Irwin is a insturment of terror, ask any TV produser..
The government tries to be little America, I try not to fall over laughing at your country.

Now I go to bed, where there are no sheep.
And who elects your government? :roll: and your insecurity is showing again..
Good night, and leave your sister alone, you dont need another child..what with your mother preggo and all :D .
You tell that dirty Steve Irwin follower who's boss. :D

Now I'm off to the lab to play with dangerous bacteria and chemicals, ta-ta.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Pfft, this is only the beginning.

And I thought you were all unemployed given that you're all convicts, damn colonials.
I knew the British education system was bad, but this is pathetic even for a pom. You dont even know where the crims were sent :roll:
They were sent to some hellhole named Australia where they later spread like bacteria to the neighbouring islands.
That was the rabbits, you twit. :roll:
Which reminds me, stop bloody selling us Neighbours you Aussies! It's painful to think that's considered entertainment there. :P
Its painfull to think that its entertainment there, you wouldnt buy it otherwise.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:I think you all look like genderless drones with grey skin and large all black eyes who happen o have lives and opinions. The ony peope who don't fall into this category are.

Mike Wong- An Older Harry Kim wearing a grey Imperial admiral uniform

Dalton- Silent Bob

Kelly- Faye Valentine with a bondage fetish

and myself- who looks either like Dirk diggler, or Dork diggler depending what day of the week it is or how depressed I am.
You forgot me.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:I think you all look like genderless drones with grey skin and large all black eyes who happen o have lives and opinions. The ony peope who don't fall into this category are.

Mike Wong- An Older Harry Kim wearing a grey Imperial admiral uniform

Dalton- Silent Bob

Kelly- Faye Valentine with a bondage fetish

and myself- who looks either like Dirk diggler, or Dork diggler depending what day of the week it is or how depressed I am.
You forgot me.
Thats because you are forgettable :P
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