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I want to give them justice. A few weeks in their own facility.
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As I read this thread, I'm just getting angrier and angrier. It's our right to be stupid as teenagers, it's what makes many of us into good adults.

I say we storm this place.
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I say yes now aswell. *Arms rifle, pistol, and a fucking huge watermeleon knife* The knife is for mutliating Jay and forcing him to eat his own bodyparts. I've never had to the urge to kill someone but he drives me fucking insane.
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What a day to learn of such atrocity. Independence Day.

These parents are scum. The staff are lower scum. I desire their heads.
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I may not have fathered children of my own, but I did help raise my sisters when their father left and my mother was left having to work to support us. And I'll tell you this. My sisters (twins) will drive anyone up a wall. But there is no problem that a parent can't solve. Sometimes, you have, sometimes you have to ground them, and sometimes you have to lay hands on them. And its ok, when its done right. Any parent who can not raise their own child and is willing to entrust them to strangers is not a parent.

Even USMC boot camp isn't this bad. They may break you down, but its to make you realize that your ass is part of something bigger and you have others relying on you as much as you rely on them. They dont brainwash you though. This camp and any like are abominations to what it means to be human. Children should not be made to endure this. hell, there are few adults that this should be inflicted on.

Legal or not, no nation should allow its children to be taken from its soil for the perpous to be reprogramed. I would ask any US citizen that has read this to print out a copy of it and mail it to your senators and congressmen.
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The AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last mother fucker staffmember in Tranquility Bay. Accept no substitutes!

That, and this is what BattleMechs would be good for. Stomping over the wall into their courtyard or whatever with "Reckoning Day" by Megadeth blaring over the external speakers.
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This is what's wrong with the world.

We worry about terrorists, rogue nations and famine in other countries when this shit happens in our back yard, on our doorstep.

This has GOT to stop, it's fucking amazing this thing is not even a sick joke.
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Steve wrote:The AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last mother fucker staffmember in Tranquility Bay. Accept no substitutes!

That, and this is what BattleMechs would be good for. Stomping over the wall into their courtyard or whatever with "Reckoning Day" by Megadeth blaring over the external speakers.
Fuck that, get MI6 to send in the SAS and wipe the place off the map, I'm sure the US gov't wouldn't mind.
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List of other sites wrote:http://www.difficultteens-tranquilitybay.com/

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These places do indeed exist in the USA.

here
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Oh and to those who said no christian would use that 'service' "I feel the work you do is truly God's work. You have touched our lives and everyday I thank God for sending such an Angel to us.

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Though of course, the old testament calls for 'disrespectful' children to be stoned, so that shouldn't be a problem for the die hard fundies
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Steve wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:You know since this place is beyond any US or Can law I don't see anything worng with going down there and executing the staff at this hellhole.
Do any of you see a problem with that idea?
I mean it realy I do.
Well, Jamaican law would still have you guilty of murder.

Bringing the kids back, however, with forceful measures? Nothing wrong with that.
Not if you dragged them out into international waters and sent them swimming with lead boots :twisted:
I agree bring the rug rats back would be the main reason I'd go there
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darthdavid wrote:It's everyone against you.' Scott remembers a new boy being caught with incriminating used tissues; masturbation is strictly forbidden. 'And they got him up in front of everyone right after dinner, and the upper-level kids just ripped into him, this little 13-year-old kid. It was kind of the entertainment for the night. That's what I mean about breaking kids.'
Holy shit...they probably go over the beds and laundry with uv lights too.....and they send kids to live there for a YEAR?!

NOBODY could last that long.
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Rye wrote:
Holy shit...they probably go over the beds and laundry with uv lights too.....and they send kids to live there for a YEAR?!

NOBODY could last that long.
The record for thier "OP" is mentioned as being 18 months of day in day out 24 hours a day (with 10 minute stretch breaks) of lying perfectly still on your face.....

Why dont they go the whole hog and perform mother fucking exorcisims or the like while they're at it.....

Assholes.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Rye wrote:
Holy shit...they probably go over the beds and laundry with uv lights too.....and they send kids to live there for a YEAR?!

NOBODY could last that long.
The record for thier "OP" is mentioned as being 18 months of day in day out 24 hours a day (with 10 minute stretch breaks) of lying perfectly still on your face.....

Why dont they go the whole hog and perform mother fucking exorcisims or the like while they're at it.....

Assholes.
NO FUCKING WAY!
Someone has got to take this place down and right now.
Hell if I had the gear and a way there I'd be more then happy to put this fucking retarded cum sucking fuck faces out of everyone's misery :evil: :evil: :evil:
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:
NO FUCKING WAY!
Someone has got to take this place down and right now.
Hell if I had the gear and a way there I'd be more then happy to put this fucking retarded cum sucking fuck faces out of everyone's misery :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Therefore it should be taken over. Hmmm, has anyone seen the movie "Toy Soldiers"?
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From what i read most of the "crimes" these teenages are committing are the crimes of actually being individuals and thinking for themselves.

Ohh my GOD some of them actually smoked grass, SHOCK HORROR, lets send them all away to a place where they will be beaten into submission and will never use something as harmless as weed again but will instead be so mentally tramatized that the shrinks will need to keep them on all forms for anti-depressants/anti-psychotics for the rest of their lives.


OHh and some others might have had *whispers*SEX. THE HORROR
and some boys want long hair, some girls want short hair.

You know what the solution is modern parents of america, since you cant beat your kids, Tranquillity bay will beat them into submission for you!!!

my god, generally i detest violence but i know 2 things:
1. This facility and all who work at it and all the parents who sent their children there and all who facilitated it (like the goons you can hire to kidnapp your kids and send them there) deserve the worst punishment that can be immagined, i havent figured out what it is, but hot pokers comming into contact with assholes arent out of the question.
2. Had my parents sent me to such a facility, the moment i got home, id be convicted for dual homocide, seeing as how they wouldnt live to say "hello"
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NapoleonGH wrote: 2. Had my parents sent me to such a facility, the moment i got home, id be convicted for dual homocide, seeing as how they wouldnt live to say "hello"
Actually, you would probably obediently live in fear of your parents, being a very good son, as you are completely terrified of them, or any other authority figure for that matter. You would also probably respect all government laws and authority figures: You would live your life completely paranoid that you would end up in confinement again, of any sort, because as far you know, the world works like Stalinist Russia.

Honestly, I support the idea of parents having the right to control their children--but this is a fucking disgusting cop-out by parents who can't control their children, and so they let some tin-pot Beria down in Jamaica do it for them for cash, instead, and instead of raising them to be productive citizens of a democracy, turns them into mindless, terrorized peons who could be inhabitants of the DPRK. Action needs to be taken to halt this, however creative it is.
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Huh. I have a distinct feeling that Kubrick made a movie about this place.

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Robert Treder wrote:Huh. I have a distinct feeling that Kubrick made a movie about this place.

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Yeah... reading about that made me think of A Clockwork Orange, except that the treatment in the book was actually more humane (at least Alex ate well and slept in a warm bed). You never think about these things existing in real life, only in works of fiction designed for social commentary. This needs to stop, and soon. And the real sick thing is that the people responsible for this won't be punished. After all, the Caribbean is known for it's loose extradition laws. Even if this gets shut down and the people who work their brought up for crimes in the United States, as long as they stay in Jamaica, they cannot be touched.
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There's one in carolina run by the same people. Start on that.
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NecronLord wrote:There's one in carolina run by the same people. Start on that.
It would have to be open for, and comply with, State and Federal inspections, however--I'd immediately be suspicious that they're sneaking beyond the limits of what's acceptable simply by the relation, but there's no way they could get away with what they can get away with in Jamaica, in Carolina. (Which Carolina, btw?)
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I'd guess the one in carolina is all shiny spiffy and above board.....something to point to and go "see, we are really nice and good" then send the kids to Tranquility Bay.....
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http://www.parentresources.net/JL/carol ... ademy.html

South carolina.
Behavior Modification

High standards exist. Inappropriate behavior is confronted, given consequences, and redirected, while appropriate behavior is reinforced and rewarded. The program offers tight supervision around the clock.

Each student follows a vigorous daily schedule and a firm set of rules. A merit system is used, requiring each student to earn his status and privileges through a standard program using a multi-level system based on positive behavior. As students advance, each level offers additional privileges motivating the student to work harder. The program becomes the testing ground to ascertain each student's level of commitment toward changing past behavior.
Pretty much the same as they say about Tranq bay. They almost certainly go quite a way over the line when they can get away with it.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Steve wrote:The AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last mother fucker staffmember in Tranquility Bay. Accept no substitutes!

That, and this is what BattleMechs would be good for. Stomping over the wall into their courtyard or whatever with "Reckoning Day" by Megadeth blaring over the external speakers.
Fuck that, get MI6 to send in the SAS and wipe the place off the map, I'm sure the US gov't wouldn't mind.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:Yeah... reading about that made me think of A Clockwork Orange, except that the treatment in the book was actually more humane (at least Alex ate well and slept in a warm bed). You never think about these things existing in real life, only in works of fiction designed for social commentary. This needs to stop, and soon. And the real sick thing is that the people responsible for this won't be punished. After all, the Caribbean is known for it's loose extradition laws. Even if this gets shut down and the people who work their brought up for crimes in the United States, as long as they stay in Jamaica, they cannot be touched.
Much as I dislike the notion of taking the law into my own hands, it does indeed appear that vigilante action is the only way to stop this. I would suggest quietly hiring a team of ex-Spetsnaz mercenaries.
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