How many Davids are there at SD.net?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-13 02:41am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Bah, us Daves are beyond your "science". As a matter of fact, I'm levitating three feet above my chair, and writing this with my mind.

Well as a matter of fact I'm making the population of Utah do the macarena with my MIND. While levitating. And battling ninjas.

Hey, have I ever told you where the coolest city int eh world is? Macon Georgia, biatch. C'mon, it sounds like "Makin' Georgia" for chrissakes! If that isn't cool, then I don't know what is. If I ever make a movie (and I will) it'll be called "Macon Georgia". Won't have anything to do with Macon Georgia, but by golly that'll be its title. And it'll sell millions. And then when a MIKE has made the most sucsessful movie in the history of everything, don't you DAVIDs come cryin' to me. All I'll say is:

I TOLD YOU SO

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-07-13 03:15am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well as a matter of fact I'm making the population of Utah do the macarena with my MIND. While levitating. And battling ninjas.

Childs play.

Hey, have I ever told you where the coolest city int eh world is? Macon Georgia, biatch. C'mon, it sounds like "Makin' Georgia" for chrissakes! If that isn't cool, then I don't know what is. If I ever make a movie (and I will) it'll be called "Macon Georgia". Won't have anything to do with Macon Georgia, but by golly that'll be its title. And it'll sell millions. And then when a MIKE has made the most sucsessful movie in the history of everything, don't you DAVIDs come cryin' to me. All I'll say is:

I TOLD YOU SO

Yes, yes, "Macon Georgia" I've seen it. Pretty good movie, of course it was David Hasselhoff's award winning performance, which will be known as the greatest performance ever, that makes it so successful.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-13 07:34am

My experiance with Mikes has been rather self contradictory. The first I met was my father, who is a pretty nice guy. Then I met three Mikes at school, each more of an asshole as the last. Now there are no Mkies in my current classes, and the Mikes of this board are the bastions of coolness(Shameless ass-kissing

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Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2003-07-13 02:54pm

I'm a david
*watches thread die a horribly painful death*
Oh well!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-13 03:00pm

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Yes, yes, "Macon Georgia" I've seen it. Pretty good movie, of course it was David Hasselhoff's award winning performance, which will be known as the greatest performance ever, that makes it so successful.

David Hasselhoff will not be in Macon Georgia! I get to do the casting, and I say Hasselhoff can stay in Germany where he belongs (Germans are obsessed with David Hasselhoff).

So there! Mikes win again. =P

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-13 11:47pm

David Hasselhoff? He's your great and mighty example? I laugh at thee! When we Mikes have Michael Douglas, and Michael J Fox, biatches!. And Mike Judge, while not an actor, but a good series creator nonetheless.

So there, loosers.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-13 11:51pm

Once again, Mike_6002...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-13 11:53pm

aerius wrote:Once again, Mike_6002...

Oh boo hoo. We've already delt with that. And shone that the sheer number of good Mikes more than make up for it. You're just repeating old stuff we already dealt with.

Concession accepted...Davids. Mikes are better!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-14 12:01am

RogueIce wrote:David Hasselhoff? He's your great and mighty example? I laugh at thee! When we Mikes have Michael Douglas, and Michael J Fox, biatches!. And Mike Judge, while not an actor, but a good series creator nonetheless.

So there, loosers.

Further examples:
Definition of name: "Who is like God".
Mick Molloy (Australian comedian, legend)
Michael Jonhson (Sprinter, fastest man on Earth)
Michael Jordan
9 Byzantine Emperors, one Czar

I know they're not all actors, but I though I'd deliver more examples.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-07-14 01:02am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:David Hasselhoff will not be in Macon Georgia! I get to do the casting, and I say Hasselhoff can stay in Germany where he belongs (Germans are obsessed with David Hasselhoff).

The guy you originally get for the lead, will come down with a bad case of death two days before shooting begins, Hasselhoff is the only actor you'll be able to get on such short notice.

RogueIce wrote:Concession accepted...Davids. Mikes are better!

Concession my ass.

You want David examples
Super Dave Osborne
David Blane
David Copperfeild
David Arquette
David Brinkley
Dave Chappelle
David Cross
Dave Attell
Oh, and David Prowse
Just to name a few.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-14 03:50am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:The guy you originally get for the lead, will come down with a bad case of death two days before shooting begins, Hasselhoff is the only actor you'll be able to get on such short notice.

Don't worry, he'll be riding in the Pope-Mobile. And if that doesn't work, I'll just use a CGI chatacter.

Super Dave Osborne: Doesn't ring a bell
David Blane = I know I know that name from somewhere...
David Copperfeild = Ohhh, the pretty lights

David Arquette = If you're proud to have your name shared with the "great" David Arquette, I weep for you.
David Brinkley = Not real big on Davids apparently.
Dave Chappelle = And his most sucessful comedy show on Comedy Central? The one that has the whole of two episodes? Psshhh.
David Cross = Nope.
Dave Attell = Get some sleep jerk!
Oh, and David Prowse = The only cool guy on your list.

Just to name a few.

Blah, Wong could explode their brains with his super-awesome mind powers if he wanted to.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » 2003-07-14 06:24am

Yo, add another one to the tally here.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » 2003-07-14 06:28am

Well as a matter of fact I'm making the population of Utah do the macarena with my MIND. While levitating. And battling ninjas.

This... is a boldfaced lie. I live in Utah and not seen anyone do the Macarena in months... and certainly have never done the macerena myslef...

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-14 07:06am

Don't forget Dave Evans (The Edge)!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-14 07:47am

Don't forget Dave Barry!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-07-14 08:24am

I am David. Bow you non-Davids!

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-14 08:47am

RogueIce wrote:
aerius wrote:Once again, Mike_6002...
Oh boo hoo. We've already delt with that. And shone that the sheer number of good Mikes more than make up for it. You're just repeating old stuff we already dealt with.

Concession accepted...Davids. Mikes are better!

Ahem..... Micheal Jackson..

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-14 10:34am

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I am David. Bow you non-Davids!

Oh! Now we have Thrawn on our side now too! Boo yah!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-14 01:05pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I am David. Bow you non-Davids!
Oh! Now we have Thrawn on our side now too! Boo yah!

The OTHER Thrawn is on the other side =[] I'm not a David or a Mike, but Mike is cooler

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-14 04:53pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I am David. Bow you non-Davids!
Oh! Now we have Thrawn on our side now too! Boo yah!

So? We have Darth Wong/AdmiralKanos and MoO on ours. So there.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-14 05:18pm

oh, and David Bowe.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-07-14 05:20pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I am David. Bow you non-Davids!
Oh! Now we have Thrawn on our side now too! Boo yah!
The OTHER Thrawn is on the other side =[] I'm not a David or a Mike, but Mike is cooler

You don't count, you either have to be a David or a Mike, so if you want to join a side go get your name changed.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-14 06:59pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Dave Attell = Get some sleep jerk!

What the hell are you talking about? Dave Attell is funny as hell!