Which are wierder?

[His Divine Shadow]

Gee, I didn't know this was supposed to be some kind of 'Natural Geographic' thread about people's genitals. As far as I was concerned it was a stupid thread in which I made off-the-wall comments for fun. But what do I get in return? Snipes questioning my sexuality, insults directed at my sexual experiences, and other flames of insults. Oops, sorry. Next time I will remind myself that whenever I post is silly threads I will need my protractor and pocket protector and formulate a scientific analysis of a penis and vagina.

You post stupid shit, and the only funny thing is that you have about the same mentality regarding the female genitalia as young boys have to girls in general(cooties and childish stuff like that), but thats only funny in the sense that we laugh at you, not with you.

I figured if I came here, it would be a fun experience since there is a lot to talk about. Nevermind then, I will take my ass back to Troll Kingdom. At least they have an excuse being indignant pieces of crap and I can flame all I want without fear of retribution.

You do that.

[Lord Pounder]

TK? Figures Condisering the "women" in artendance of that board it no wonder you have fucked up ideas about fannies

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

I think the vagina's weirder simply since I'm not familiar with it. I don't plan on this state of affairs to last too long tho

And yes, I'll use protection too

EDIT: And yes, I like what comes out of a guy's penis. A LOT! Yummmmmm....

[RogueIce]

You are quite enthusiastic about penises for an alleged heterosexual male, Solamnus.

It's because he touches himself at night.

It took you a whole three pages before you mentioned that!

Getting slow, are you?

[Companion Cube]

I think the vagina's weirder simply since I'm not familiar with it. I don't plan on this state of affairs to last too long tho

Cross over Ein, cross over into the light!

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

I think the vagina's weirder simply since I'm not familiar with it. I don't plan on this state of affairs to last too long tho

Cross over Ein, cross over into the light!

/me seriously considers giving you the Railgun Treatment™

[RogueIce]

Cross over Ein, cross over into the light!

/me seriously considers giving you the Railgun Treatment™

Would that involve making him a convert...?

Oh, and on-topic: the female in general is wierder to me. No reason her "lower regions" (said only because I suddenly forgot how to spell the word and don't feel like scrolling down to see it) should be any different.

[J]

It took you a whole three pages before you mentioned that!

Getting slow, are you?

No, I was snuggling and having sex with my BF. I have needs you know...

[aerius]

I think we need to ask him if he's ever actually seen a vagina. This could have some relevance towards his vote. (He can always be given one, you know, if he doesn't want to see one persay... I'm sure SD.net as a whole can afford the operation!)

I believe the correct term is "mangina".

[Joe]

Jeebus, you don't have to leave if you want to stay. Just avoid being a tool in the future.

[MKSheppard]

Nevermind then, I will take my ass back to Troll Kingdom. At least
they like fucking each other up the ass using Goats and
Horses since no woman in their right mind would touch them.

Bye

*then sees it's from Troll Kingdom*

Oh, it's the same old shit...

[Zaia]

Errrrrrrr.....how I wish I had been around to be involved in this delightful discussion.

Dead skunks?

*pouts* That's just plain rude.




Oh, and I find penii to be stranger. I like being in control of all my body parts at all times, thanks. Getting an erection at inopportune times is, to me, like one of my fingers flipping someone off at randomly during a business meeting or something. Like Tourette's, actually, for my sexy bits. Alarming and unwelcome. So, I'll stick with my stinky, oozing vagina, thank you muchly.

[Frank Hipper]

Errrrrrrr.....how I wish I had been around to be involved in this delightful discussion.

Dead skunks?

*pouts* That's just plain rude.




Oh, and I find penii to be stranger. I like being in control of all my body parts at all times, thanks. Getting an erection at inopportune times is, to me, like one of my fingers flipping someone off at randomly during a business meeting or something. Like Tourette's, actually, for my sexy bits. Alarming and unwelcome. So, I'll stick with my stinky, oozing vagina, thank you muchly.

A friend of mine got to enjoy all manner of involuntary breast discharges while pregnant.
A clear liquid, I did it to her once with just saying "breast discharge"!

After going through that hell, she was unable to nurse. Wierd.

And the Ginnie is the more bizarre organ, "mystery hole" is what I call it.
No pink foam in my wonderings, just to let you know.

[Frank Hipper]

One more thing, this is the most delightfully offensive thread I've read since my stay here.
Knobcheese, however, is a chimeric substance in my experience. Somebody has very poor hygiene!
Poor innerbrat. Were you really subjected to that?

[Rye]

Well this went hella weird while i was away...

..i still have to say, vaginas are the weirder organs, there's so much exploring to be done, it's like at plays, with all the different backgrounds, if they were all curtains, so many layers, such an adventure .

Where as the male organ is all out in the open. It's obvious what it does.

And innerbrat, make sure your boyfriends clean down there, that's some vile skank you exposed me to.

MKSheppard: You're a funny guy.

[RogueIce]

Oh, and I find penii to be stranger. I like being in control of all my body parts at all times, thanks. Getting an erection at inopportune times is, to me, like one of my fingers flipping someone off at randomly during a business meeting or something. Like Tourette's, actually, for my sexy bits. Alarming and unwelcome. So, I'll stick with my stinky, oozing vagina, thank you muchly.

Don't nipples get hard? Which can be very fun to see on a girl. At least for most guys. Assuming your clothes aren't really baggy, anyway (in which case, the male organ isn't going to show either...but wearing my uniform and having hot chicks around wearing "summer clothes" made me keep my seat quite often).

[MKSheppard]

So, I'll stick with my stinky, oozing vagina, thank you muchly.

Ah Ah, but can you write your name in the snow with it? Can you? Can you?

We also have much much shorter lines at the bathrooms wherever we go,
mwhahahha

To a man, the world is his toilet

[haas mark]

There officially is no "rock bottom" on SD.Net anymore. We're already well-below it.

This from the Che Guevara Mouseketeer, too.

Oh, come now. We all know that I've had the worst (sexually-wise :P) avatars on SD.Net for some time...

Anywho.. I find vaginas weirder. And not because I'm gay. Just cos they are.

~ver

[MKSheppard]

Oh yeah, there's that part about not putting up with
bleeding for a week, and of course, unslightly pregnancies

Sure, you might actually get a bit more pleasure, but WE hold
all the cards, muhahahhahahaha

[RogueIce]

Ah Ah, but can you write your name in the snow with it? Can you? Can you?

We also have much much shorter lines at the bathrooms wherever we go,
mwhahahha

To a man, the world is his toilet

Most excellent points!

Shorter bathroom lines, writing in the snow, being able to go anywhere...

May not settle which is wierder, but it settles which is better.

[haas mark]

So, I'll stick with my stinky, oozing vagina, thank you muchly.

Ah Ah, but can you write your name in the snow with it? Can you? Can you?

We also have much much shorter lines at the bathrooms wherever we go,
mwhahahha

To a man, the world is his toilet

I see you have yet to visit a gay club...

~ver

[Shinova]

Oh, and I find penii to be stranger. I like being in control of all my body parts at all times, thanks. Getting an erection at inopportune times is, to me, like one of my fingers flipping someone off at randomly during a business meeting or something. Like Tourette's, actually, for my sexy bits. Alarming and unwelcome. So, I'll stick with my stinky, oozing vagina, thank you muchly.

Don't girls' panties get kinda uncomfortably wet sometimes when they're sexually aroused?



As for which is weirder, I'm not sure. Maybe vaginas. Like a black hole of uncertainty. Penises are more "straightforward".

I guess it kinda reflects on general aspects of women and men's mentalities. Vagina = not always straightforward. Penis = tends to be straightforward.

Or maybe the two are like lock and key, so there's no what's weird and what's not since both are two components of the same thing.


Hmmm.... Lock and key....

[haas mark]

[says nothing of the blatant puns in Shinova's post]

~ver

[AdmiralKanos]

Nevermind then, I will take my ass back to Troll Kingdom. At least they like fucking each other up the ass using Goats and Horses since no woman in their right mind would touch them.

Bye

*then sees it's from Troll Kingdom*

Oh, it's the same old shit...

Heh heh ... should anyone be surprised that this little dipshit who has obviously never gone anywhere near a real woman's vagina happened to come from TrollKingdom?

[Darth Garden Gnome]

I believe a few words from Family Guy will round out this debate fairly well.

"The clitorous, nature's rubix cube."

And there is nothing weirder then a rubix cube. Except for those freaks that can solve them in under 30 seconds.