I just cut my penis on a slice of stale bread

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-28 11:18pm

I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-28 11:22pm

Montcalm wrote:I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something

Or hit by a football.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-28 11:25pm

anarchistbunny wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something
Or hit by a football.

But the football does`nt leave so much damage.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-28 11:26pm

Or bitten by a creature with a cytotoxic(flesh destroying) venom

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-28 11:30pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Or bitten by a creature with a cytotoxic(flesh destroying) venom

No, that's just cruel.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-28 11:33pm

Montcalm wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something
Or hit by a football.
But the football does`nt leave so much damage.

Witch for some reason brings up something to mind. I've never head of a guy being forked in the funshaft.

As Carlin would say "This is why I had to be separated from the normal kids at school."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-28 11:44pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Or bitten by a creature with a cytotoxic(flesh destroying) venom
No, that's just cruel.

that's the point

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-08-28 11:55pm

Hey Hamel, enjoy!

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-08-28 11:55pm

I've never felt comfortable eating food naked: now I know why.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-28 11:56pm

Prawn, you are one sick motherfucking bastard.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-08-28 11:59pm

Owww. You hurt my virgin little brain.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-29 12:00am

if he gets a hard on he coud bleed out and die... Quick, Hamel... think unsexy thoughts!!!

I post this not only to help curb the rising... but also for my own twisted pleasure...

http://manpaper.com/archive/mp/01bw_113.jpg

Don't use img tags on pictures that big ~ Stormbringer

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-29 12:00am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Hey Hamel, enjoy!

]http://www.back-off-bitch.net/gal/ftv/a ... age015.jpg

Stormbringer wrote: No, that's just cruel.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-29 12:02am

Oh come on, this is SDNet. If you can't stand the naked people get out of the...um...board.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-29 12:04am

Alyrium Denryle wrote: ]http://manpaper.com/archive/mp/01bw_113.jpg

For a second I though TK.com was back.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-29 12:08am

How do you figure?

It isnt as if anyone could guess my password to hack it

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-29 12:11am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:How do you figure?

It isnt as if anyone could guess my password to hack it

I wasn't being serious.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-29 12:48am

TK.com

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-08-29 12:48am

Hamel wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Low-concentration peroxide isn't too bad, but the high concentration stuff will damn near burn your hand off (which I learned the hard way).
Details please

Reminds me of This. If you have a weak stomach you should stop reading immediately after you finish the part about the peroxide.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-08-29 01:12am

Hamel, are you applying the neosporin now or are you still considering dipping your dick into the peroxide one last time to see it all fizz up?

And you can drive, right? How hard is it to put some kind of bandage on it and drive thirty miles? Is it via freeway? Cause if it is, my mom can easily drive that distance in half an hour.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-29 01:13am

What's TK.com?

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-29 01:52am

Shinova wrote:Hamel, are you applying the neosporin now or are you still considering dipping your dick into the peroxide one last time to see it all fizz up?

I don't want my weiner to melt off, so a big juicy NO to that

And you can drive, right? How hard is it to put some kind of bandage on it and drive thirty miles? Is it via freeway? Cause if it is, my mom can easily drive that distance in half an hour.

Driving down country roads in the night around where I live is asking for trouble

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-29 05:26am

Ouch.

Vorlon1701 wrote:What's TK.com

You don't want to know.

On second thought, you obviously do, so try doing a search for "TrollKingdom"

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-29 07:47am

I thought it only acted on bacteria. Shit

Well, if they use it in rocket engines...

Or hit by a football.

Or a rugby ball...ouch.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-08-29 09:16am

Hamel, be honest. You're lying aren't ya.