Male fascination with anal sex

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-10-02 06:17am

Sam Kinison has a great bit about anal sex!

SAM: "Is it STILL small?"

WOMAN: "NO NO! YOU"RE BIG! YOU"RE BIG!"

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-10-02 08:14am

You know it only depends on the POV...

Ps: I like your sig Lord Poe

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-02 08:16am

I have no fascination with the subject whatsoever.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-02 06:47pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: LOL! D00d, I've taken a ten inch long three inch wide dick with no problems whatsoever as well as a 300lb muscular guy speedfucking me multiple times with no trouble either. All this when I was 5'4" and 110lbs. Trust me, you won't have any problems bar some extremely improbable circumstance...

Just make sure you use enough lube.
So to use what I've learned in the debates can we officially call this an upper limit?
Yes. Of course, it's an Upper limit only insofar that ten by three is the biggest dick I've ever encountered.

I'll update you guys when I find a guy with a 12-inch Tubesteak Monster...

Did you try prison? Twelve inches is only a couple inches short of world-record length, after all.

What is the world record for longest dick? Is there some porno book of world records out there with such facts?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-02 07:13pm

Probably me

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-02 09:08pm

Darth Wong wrote: Anyone who's ever seen a colonoscopy video would know that it's fairly clean in there. If it were filled with shit all the time, you would develop an infection and start toxifying pretty quickly. Your body gets rid of that stuff for a reason.

I think it bears mentioning that when I had a colonoscopy I first spent a day taking horrid electrolyte and laxative solutions that flush the colon out for a clearer examination. So it should be uncharacteristically clean when they actually make you felch the cable.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-10-02 09:31pm

Metrion Cascade wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Anyone who's ever seen a colonoscopy video would know that it's fairly clean in there. If it were filled with shit all the time, you would develop an infection and start toxifying pretty quickly. Your body gets rid of that stuff for a reason.
I think it bears mentioning that when I had a colonoscopy I first spent a day taking horrid electrolyte and laxative solutions that flush the colon out for a clearer examination. So it should be uncharacteristically clean when they actually make you felch the cable.

They made you orally suck the cable out of your own butt? Unprofessional in the extreme! And, you must be VERY nimble!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-02 11:01pm

Metrion Cascade wrote:I think it bears mentioning that when I had a colonoscopy I first spent a day taking horrid electrolyte and laxative solutions that flush the colon out for a clearer examination. So it should be uncharacteristically clean when they actually make you felch the cable.

At the risk of grossing people out, I think a lot of it depends on your general health. If you have a good solid shit, it probably didn't leave much residue behind. On the other hand, if you have a sloppy, drippy shit (the kind where you have to wipe your ass two or three times in order to make sure the biohazard is removed), then the inside might be messy too.

That's why Nina Hartley's first tip in her anal sex instructional video was to make sure the woman is getting lots of fibre in her diet (I'm not making this up).

baelfire1945 · Post by **baelfire1945** » 2003-10-02 11:25pm

I'm afraid I really don't understand the whole fascination with anal sex. I personally like receiving head, and cannot in good conscience ask a person to put anything in their mouth that has been up their ass. No matter how well it has been cleaned.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-03 12:47am

baelfire1945 wrote:I'm afraid I really don't understand the whole fascination with anal sex. I personally like receiving head, and cannot in good conscience ask a person to put anything in their mouth that has been up their ass. No matter how well it has been cleaned.

You're forgetting that your penis is also used as a waste-removal system, too. Only thing is, it's liquid instead of solid. Urea's toxic, no doubts about it

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-03 12:51am

baelfire1945 wrote:I'm afraid I really don't understand the whole fascination with anal sex. I personally like receiving head, and cannot in good conscience ask a person to put anything in their mouth that has been up their ass. No matter how well it has been cleaned.

Obviously, you can't finish in her mouth if you fuck her in the ass. But you can always get head beforehand.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-10-03 03:03am

Darth Wong wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:I think it bears mentioning that when I had a colonoscopy I first spent a day taking horrid electrolyte and laxative solutions that flush the colon out for a clearer examination. So it should be uncharacteristically clean when they actually make you felch the cable.
At the risk of grossing people out, I think a lot of it depends on your general health. If you have a good solid shit, it probably didn't leave much residue behind. On the other hand, if you have a sloppy, drippy shit (the kind where you have to wipe your ass two or three times in order to make sure the biohazard is removed), then the inside might be messy too.

That's why Nina Hartley's first tip in her anal sex instructional video was to make sure the woman is getting lots of fibre in her diet (I'm not making this up).

How wonderfully thorough of Ms. Hartley. And she was in a nice blowjob vid I downloaded. One problem - I'm on a rather low-carb diet. Correct me if I'm wrong about fibrous foods having more carbs. My trainer's actually said to my face that burgers are okay, just without the bread. And this was with a straight face.

Hmmm...maybe Metamucil. They should advertise in sex mags. Metamucil - for better ass fucking!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-03 05:12am

I personally don't see the fascination in asses, might just be a virgin thing, but I just don't see it. To each their own.