When do you become a manwhore?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-10-08 03:49pm

Frank Hipper wrote: guarantee you'll be wearing a smile. Trust me.

Methinks that smile would be more reminiscent of a "milk mustache" but done without any milk.

ZZTop's Pearl Necklace playing at the time.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 04:11pm

I think the better term is "mangina," not "manwhore."

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-08 05:43pm

$100 g's is really tempting. I could almost pay for college (I could probably get enough from scholarships to finish it off). There would have to be some conditions set, but I could probably manage it.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-10-08 05:53pm

Hmmm....what about those that are unsure of their preference of their mate?~Jason

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-08 07:47pm

You people really make me laugh. Serously.

I'd fuck a girl or do whatever for $100. Skin is skin is skin. I don't seek it, but cmon, its just skin. And some fluids, if youre doing oral on her. But I'm not so disgusted by females that fucking or tonguing one would be some horrible thing for me.

Oh you straight guys.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-08 07:54pm

kojikun wrote:You people really make me laugh. Serously.

I'd fuck a girl or do whatever for $100. Skin is skin is skin. I don't seek it, but cmon, its just skin. And some fluids, if youre doing oral on her. But I'm not so disgusted by females that fucking or tonguing one would be some horrible thing for me.

Oh you straight guys.

How should I put this, you're not exactly known for having high standards.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-08 07:57pm

aerius wrote:How should I put this, you're not exactly known for having high standards.

I have very high standards. I just don't see much of a difference between pussy (or cock) and skin. Cause, you know, it IS SKIN!! So yeah. Fluids aside (cause messes aren't fun), I see no reason to be disgusted.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-10-08 08:11pm

I'm not sure if any amont of money would do it for me.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 08:11pm

kojikun wrote:
aerius wrote:How should I put this, you're not exactly known for having high standards.
I have very high standards. I just don't see much of a difference between pussy (or cock) and skin. Cause, you know, it IS SKIN!! So yeah. Fluids aside (cause messes aren't fun), I see no reason to be disgusted.

One thing I do know for sure is that I don't want any foreign objects up my ass.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-08 08:24pm

Durran Korr wrote:One thing I do know for sure is that I don't want any foreign objects up my ass.

Wuss. You shit out of there, is a COCK really WORSE then feces?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-10-08 08:28pm

Shit comes out, cock goes in. Distinction of some significance.

Besides, I don't particularly enjoy taking a shit, nor do I enjoy wiping my ass.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-08 08:39pm

I agree with Durran here. The thought of getting a sausage in the bum seriously makes my skin crawl, mostly because one of the more unpleasant experiences I had in a hospital involved having a Lower GI done, which means that a long plastic probe with a ballooning end gets up all the way up there and pumps in large amounts of fluid. That experience made that hole strictly an outbound lane. But for a good amount of money, I'll put up with alot, because I know what I can do with that money, but it's going to take alot of money, especially since the good Duchess suggested that something was going to go horribly wrong during the process.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-10-08 08:58pm

The thought of a dick in the ass doesn't go well with me, but I'll gladly do it for at least $4,000, $8,000 without lube (That's an absolute minimum, though). It should easily cover the cost of Preperation H, and hopefully, nobody will know what happened. The exact opposite of what would otherwise happen, actually: You take money, and then get sodomized.

If it goes into scat, You'll have to give me at least $10,000 extra. I can just take a really, really, really long shower. Golden showes would be $2,000 extra, as it only neads a really, really long shower. If it is to be videotaped and distributed to everyone in the world, I'll need at least $100,000, a million if my parents and friends hear of it. If there is a high risk for STDs or anything, it's off.

You know what, that should be a gameshow: You do increasingly gross stunts, and get paid for them. And not like Fear Factor, where you eat a few goat rectums and move on to being in a car crash.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2003-10-08 09:03pm

Been there, done that.

But then I'm the typical Bowie trisexual...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-10-08 09:08pm

when did duchess say something about something going wrong?

vendetta: trisexual? explain

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-10-08 09:26pm

I voted yes but there would have to be conditions

1)- I want the money, in my bank account (confirmed by me calling my bank via cell phone) before my ass is used like that. I call my bank, proof it's in there, okay, Sodomize my ass

2)- If it's not attached to a human naturally, it doesn't go in my ass

3)- My tongue, mouth, and dick are not getting into this unless I decide I want it to.

4)- Everyone involved must have tested clean of all STD's

5)- Condoms anyway

6)- It's like a short cut on Simpsons 'Now let us never speak of this again' unless I start speaking of it first.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-08 09:33pm

kojikun wrote:when did duchess say something about something going wrong?

She called it a "clusterfuck". That indicates that something has gone majorly wrong.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-10-08 09:37pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
kojikun wrote:when did duchess say something about something going wrong?
She called it a "clusterfuck". That indicates that something has gone majorly wrong.

That brings me to a decision of hell no then. I would rather my body feel good for the rest of its life then carrying money with the shit it caused me.~Jason

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-10-08 09:56pm

Is my $10,000,000 tax-free? `Cause if not it isn't worth it.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-08 10:00pm

1 mill + plenty of booze.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-08 10:12pm

10 billion dollars, minimum.

Since that wasn't an option, I picked never.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-08 10:26pm

You all are pussys. If someone started to wave that money around in front of you, you know you'd have to think long and hard about it (and then say yes).

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-08 10:39pm

Uhm... *sighs* And here I thought that at SD.net the term would be understood.

A cluster-fuck is a gay gang-bang.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-08 10:39pm

I dunno...Probably not. I've been thinking about this for a few minutes and it's basically "10 million dollers...or no dick up my ass...10 million dollers...or no dick up my ass..."

It's a hard decision.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-10-08 10:41pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
RedImperator wrote:$100,000 pays off my student loans and leaves me with close to $40,000 to invest. For that price, I'll take a good buggering and I'll have a smile on my face the whole time.
Oh, I guarantee you'll be wearing a smile. Trust me.
But that hardly makes it worth the price. I want to hear some offers of extraordinary services to justify paying upwards of 1000 times the presumed going rate for a BJ.

I never said $100,000 was the minimum. That's the lowest number quoted for which I'm sure I wouldn't even hesitate. "You want to pay me $100,000 to fuck me in the ass? I'll get the lube."

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