What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?

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DPDarkPrimus wrote:But, you didn- er... does this mean I should talk to you on AIM now? :P :wink:
Of course I didn't. You only asked if I could. And so I answered that I could. Because I can. :D

Mean what you say and say what you mean, dahlink. *kisses DPDP's nose* :wink:
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh, the entire board needs toknow what she means by "ravish"
Bah, y'all have dictionaries, don't you? :D
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Of course, my weird fetish is already well-known. *Eyes Zaia's legs, then looks away quickly* :lol:
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Oh, posh. Image

Would you kindly define "ravish" in more detail? :P
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Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca says she sometimes fantasizes about a big burly fireman throwing her onto the bed and ravishing her. I hear firemen are popular in womens' fantasies.
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Zaia wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh, the entire board needs toknow what she means by "ravish"
Bah, y'all have dictionaries, don't you? :D
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ravish


rav·ish Audio pronunciation of ravish ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rvsh)
tr.v. rav·ished, rav·ish·ing, rav·ish·es

1. To seize and carry away by force.
2. To rape; violate.
3. To overwhelm with emotion; enrapture. See Synonyms at enrapture.


en·rap·ture Audio pronunciation of enrapture ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-rpchr)
tr.v. en·rap·tured, en·rap·tur·ing, en·rap·tures

To fill with rapture or delight.


rap·ture Audio pronunciation of rapture ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rpchr)
n.

1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy.
2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural.
3. The transporting of a person from one place to another, especially to heaven.


de·light Audio pronunciation of delight ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-lt)
n.

1. Great pleasure; joy.
2. Something that gives great pleasure or enjoyment.


ec·sta·sy Audio pronunciation of ecstasy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kst-s)
n. pl. ec·sta·sies

1. Intense joy or delight.
2. A state of emotion so intense that one is carried beyond rational thought and self-control: an ecstasy of rage.
3. The trance, frenzy, or rapture associated with mystic or prophetic exaltation.
4. Slang. MDMA.
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Zaia wrote:Durandal, you didn't mention if you fantasized about anyone here, though. You just mentioned that others fantasized about you. :D
Very few of the females here have actually posted their pictures. Granted, it'd be simple to just dream up some fantasy girl and put a Quake 3-style name badge over her head reading "Zaia," but honestly, how fun is that? :D
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Durandal wrote:Very few of the females here have actually posted their pictures. Granted, it'd be simple to just dream up some fantasy girl and put a Quake 3-style name badge over her head reading "Zaia," but honestly, how fun is that? :D
I didn't ask about me in particular, I asked about any of the females. Silly boy. Why don't you want to answer my question? You can say 'no' if you don't want to. :D

And I never showed you my pic? I thought I had. Huh.



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Robert Walper wrote:Presumeably, I'm lucky enough to get on the same airplane with the girl, it crashes, we're on a deserted but somewhat bountiful island(as the only survivors..boo hoo)...and things go from there. :lol:
That's generally a good template for celebrity fantasies. The other one is a cruise line that crashes on a desert island and everyone else dies except for you and a random famous woman. The first thing you usually say is, "Wow! You travel on cruiselines that I can afford? Amazing!"
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Zaia wrote:I didn't ask about me in particular, I asked about any of the females. Silly boy. Why don't you want to answer my question? You can say 'no' if you don't want to. :D
I used you as an example. In all honesty, most of my fantasizing is completely non-sexual.

However, around the time of the Great Middle Earth Thread, I did fantasize about one or two female members from this board in that scenario. :)
And I never showed you my pic? I thought I had. Huh.
Nope.
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I tend not to have fantasies involving sex, more ones involving intimacy. Usually it's the save her life stuff, but that section of it gets pretty damn elaborate.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
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Come on.... if you save her life, she pretty much has to. :P
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Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
I had a dream where Wong came around my house and booted me in the ass.
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Gandalf wrote:
Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
I had a dream where Wong came around my house and booted me in the ass.
I had a dream where I couldn't get into my house for some reason, like it was locked or something (hey, it's a dream - it doesn't have to be logical) and Mike Wong was there; not doing anything, just standing there. I think he started talking to me, but damned if I can remember what he said.

:o :? :| That dream was weird, but considering I generally dream about Star Wars I guess it makes sense. In the bizarro land, maybe. :P
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Fantasy Time!

10) Anti Gravity sex in space!

9) Pre-Enterprise Jolene Blalock, but I can never have her back methinks

8) One Night Stand with a gorgeous celebrity whoo is well known for more innocent or family orei\nted roles (must be over 18 though)

7) Id like to be fucking the daughter of a nation's leader, or if shes good looking, the nations leader/head of state herself on a semi regular basis. having someone in power lust for me, oooo I like

6) Twins, hot tub, taking turns on each of them while the other watched, this is my more self indulgent threesome fantasy and the Twin sisters do not get into it eith each other to keep the incest thing out of the picture

5) One woman, Mile High Club, ive done it in an airport, but not in one of the planes themselves

4) Many women present, Having wild intercourse with one woman, while all of her freinds watched with perverted looks and increased heartrates usually reserved for the male gender.

3) Two Women, each of them led into bed in lingerie and blindfolded, i sit back and watch fr a short while while they begin to explore each other, I then move in towards the middle and as soon as one of them feels my manhood she begins to go for that as i use my mouth on the others chest. then removing the blindfolds they see how beautiful they are and begin to hunger for each other, they both go down on me kissing each other with my shaft in the middle at first and rubbling each other in the more intimate places. Now from my personal experiences regarding two women its best not to let anyone feel left lout, I lay on the bed next to them and begin performing oral on one while attempting to guidw the other rto straddle me. that way the two women can be smultaneously pleasured yet still engage each other above me, they would alternate once or twice depending on their preferences of oral or intercourse. depending on how kinky they wee with regards to toys the girls could use a strap on on each other (not myself) and several other acts could be tried, just as long as three people were actively engaged.

2) One woman, handcuffs/straps/ropes tying me down. Impements of pleasure/torture include hot candlewax, ice cubes, her teeth, and a riding crop. sexy black latex outfit for her and me completely exposed. The goal is to hold out until hse's exhausted, and for her to use me as an instrument of pleasure and nothing more.

1) Anything from the above list on video camera
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This is probably the fastest growing thread I've ever seen....

Now, speaking about sexual fantasy, how many of you actually had it fulfilled? Any stories?
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:This is probably the fastest growing thread I've ever seen....

Now, speaking about sexual fantasy, how many of you actually fullfill it? Any stories?
They're called fantasies for a reason.
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Gandalf wrote: They're called fantasies for a reason.
Yup, but some fantasies are not impossible to fulfill. Me as example; once, before making love, me and my ex taking cold shower together while setting the aircon to max, to fulfill my kink (psychrocism).

Fantasies involving chains/handcuffs/ropes ain't out of reach either.
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As soon as it comes true, you'll know because it won't be on the top ten anymore.
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Durandal wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:Presumeably, I'm lucky enough to get on the same airplane with the girl, it crashes, we're on a deserted but somewhat bountiful island(as the only survivors..boo hoo)...and things go from there. :lol:
That's generally a good template for celebrity fantasies.
I would readily agree, however, I've rarely used it for celebrity figures(only a couple come to mind actually, like Kristanna Loken). Essentially, the fame is off putting. I neither want nor trust it.
The other one is a cruise line that crashes on a desert island and everyone else dies except for you and a random famous woman. The first thing you usually say is, "Wow! You travel on cruiselines that I can afford? Amazing!"
LOL...ain't that the truth! :lol:
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Now, speaking about sexual fantasy, how many of you actually had it fulfilled? Any stories?
I used to have a fantasy about spanking a hottie wearing a skimpy nursing outfit and then fucking her in the ass.
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Wait a minute...? People here can actually fantasize(sexually) about members of this forum? That seems a little strange to me...we're interacting with internet persona's here...all members here, including myself, adopt certain personality traits that are not readily or even existent in our real life outside this forum(first person to claim the forums are their life gets a kick :P).

To be completely honest, there is only one person I've ever literately dreamed about meeting in some scenario, and that was Michael Wong(I suspect it's because I have seen a picture of him, thus my mind had something to work with). We sat down down and had a coffee discusing his site.

I'd hardly call that any type of fantasy(as I generally define the term), aside from some illusion of not boring him with my intellectual inferiority. :D
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InnerBrat wrote:Let's just say that my fantasies do indeed fall within the genre of the same name, add that I'm a BDSM fetishist

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Robert Walper wrote:Wait a minute...? People here can actually fantasize(sexually) about members of this forum? That seems a little strange to me...we're interacting with internet persona's here...
Of course...but then again I know jmac & muse in real life, the former is my GF and the latter is her sister.
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Fantasy? Easy. Me+3 Cute Asian Guys in the bed with MASSIVE amounts of Lube...


Durandal wrote:Very few of the females here have actually posted their pictures. Granted, it'd be simple to just dream up some fantasy girl and put a Quake 3-style name badge over her head reading "Zaia," but honestly, how fun is that? :D
Quake 3?

I've never fantasized about that! And I probly never will.
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