What? NO! I meant, I would volunteer to recieve a tit fucking!muse wrote:You mean you have man-boobs that can be tit-fucked? I'll get back to you when I find a strap-on.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Hey, if you don't want to wait that long, I'll volunteer!
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Yes...must give it more time.The Kernel wrote:Dude, your still in high school. Give it some time. Your life does not become drastically better after you get laid for the first time.HemlockGrey wrote:GODDAMN YOU ALL.
Ive been out of high school for 7 years and it still hasnt happened for me! 
As for the topic, I stopped considering such things a LONG time ago.
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You chuckle as if such contortionism is but par for your course, dear. I'll volunteer to test Aerius' suggestion, provided a suitably (mentally and physically) flexible Magician's Assistant will step forward. *hands Zaia bunny ears and small piece of strategic cloth*Zaia wrote:aerius wrote:The toes go in your nose and you put your ears to her tits, it's not that hard...Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Tits, toes, ears nose... this is all very confusing.
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It probably has something to do with many men really liking breasts and really liking getting off, thus they really really like combining the two.aphexmonster wrote:i just dont understand whats so bomb status about the whole thing -,-
The women I've seen who claim to like tit fucking say that its fun because they like getting their guys off, because it's just generally sexy, and because the guy's cock feels nice between their tits.
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24 May. Since I haven't bothered to look at a calender that far ahead yet, I don't know what that means in terms of when I get picked up (which is on Saturdays IIRC), but I ship out on the 24th, which means I should get there late that evening or early on the 25th (it's about a six hour drive to PI from Tampa, as I have discovered).StormTrooperTR889 wrote:RogueIce, where are you going and when are you leaving? I leave for Paris Island in the second week of June or boot camp, but it's all summer.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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So you want to have your tits fucked?DPDarkPrimus wrote:What? NO! I meant, I would volunteer to recieve a tit fucking!
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
I think he's trying to say that he wants to fuck your tits....muse wrote:So you want to have your tits fucked?DPDarkPrimus wrote:What? NO! I meant, I would volunteer to recieve a tit fucking!
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Just so it's clear on this, I asked first.aerius wrote:I think he's trying to say that he wants to fuck your tits....muse wrote:So you want to have your tits fucked?DPDarkPrimus wrote:What? NO! I meant, I would volunteer to recieve a tit fucking!
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Correction, I have first dibs (see page 2 on this thread). I must fulfill my fantasy of having sex with both sisters.RogueIce wrote:Just so it's clear on this, I asked first.aerius wrote:I think he's trying to say that he wants to fuck your tits....
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Yeah, but that's just not gonna happen, so... To those of us who have an actual chance of it happening, I'm first.aerius wrote:Correction, I have first dibs (see page 2 on this thread). I must fulfill my fantasy of having sex with both sisters.RogueIce wrote:Just so it's clear on this, I asked first.aerius wrote:I think he's trying to say that he wants to fuck your tits....
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Bah. That means that I won't see you. That would be cool,but I guess not.RogueIce wrote:24 May. Since I haven't bothered to look at a calender that far ahead yet, I don't know what that means in terms of when I get picked up (which is on Saturdays IIRC), but I ship out on the 24th, which means I should get there late that evening or early on the 25th (it's about a six hour drive to PI from Tampa, as I have discovered).StormTrooperTR889 wrote:RogueIce, where are you going and when are you leaving? I leave for Paris Island in the second week of June or boot camp, but it's all summer.
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If you asked me 5 years ago about my chances of dating let alone sleeping with jmac I'd have said the same thing. Me? Her? No way in hell that's gonna happen, friends perhaps but that's it. And then we end up together. So who knows, the sisters might be OK with it afteralll....RogueIce wrote:Yeah, but that's just not gonna happen, so... To those of us who have an actual chance of it happening, I'm first.aerius wrote:Correction, I have first dibs (see page 2 on this thread). I must fulfill my fantasy of having sex with both sisters.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
*grumbles* Why?! Why did I have to post the answer I did in this thread...what was I thinking??
*shakes head*
*shakes head*
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
Because you have repressed feelings of lust for me, and you secretly want me to titty-fuck you and be your lover. *ducks*muse wrote:*grumbles* Why?! Why did I have to post the answer I did in this thread...what was I thinking??
*shakes head*
Oww! Ok! I'm kidding! You don't have to hit me that hard! How about we kiss and make out I mean, make up, yeah that's what I meant to say. *ducks again*
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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As long as you get a video and post pictures...aerius wrote:Correction, I have first dibs (see page 2 on this thread). I must fulfill my fantasy of having sex with both sisters.RogueIce wrote:Just so it's clear on this, I asked first.aerius wrote:I think he's trying to say that he wants to fuck your tits....
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It's for the best, because now you have a chance to be Platoon Guide.StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Bah. That means that I won't see you. That would be cool,but I guess not.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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aerius wrote:Because you have repressed feelings of lust for me, and you secretly want me to titty-fuck you and be your lover. *ducks*muse wrote:*grumbles* Why?! Why did I have to post the answer I did in this thread...what was I thinking??
*shakes head*
Oww! Ok! I'm kidding! You don't have to hit me that hard! How about we kiss and make out I mean, make up, yeah that's what I meant to say. *ducks again*
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But... you said you wanted to try it. On this board, what were you expecting?muse wrote:*grumbles* Why?! Why did I have to post the answer I did in this thread...what was I thinking??
*shakes head*
Mayabird is my girlfriend
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"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
I haven't had a sig quote in so long, maybe I'll make this it.Joe wrote:Alas, a lesson learned; Do not throw bones to horny SD Netizens, for they have bones of their own.
Oh, and you don't mind if I put it in the FUQ thread, do you?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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"But father! We can't go to sleep unless we've had our beating!" - Bill Cosby on Brain Damaged Childrenaerius wrote:Because you have repressed feelings of lust for me, and you secretly want me to titty-fuck you and be your lover. *ducks*
Oww! Ok! I'm kidding! You don't have to hit me that hard! How about we kiss and make out I mean, make up, yeah that's what I meant to say. *ducks again*
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Just a note, NONE of you guys are getting anywhere near my breasts. That priviledge is reserved for SoS members and aerius when he cuddles me. The closest you'll come is that computer generated model of me in the Art & pictures section. That is all.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok