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anarchistbunny wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: They don't improve. :P
yay, I have so much to look forward to. :roll: :P
Here's a tip, go for the quiet and shy ones. They tend to be sweeter and more mature.

I'm not at all trying to help out my fellow quiet and shy nerdfolk, I swear.
and psychotic! Good for adding a little spice to any relationship.

[edit] As far as kisses go, does getting your tongue stuck in a finger trap count?
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First serious kiss was back in my freshman year of high school. Beautiful girl named Emi in the Foreign Exchange program. Stereotypical ending to this one -- she was sent to a different school the next year.
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First serious kiss? That would have been the summer after my sophmore year of high school... Ah the memories...
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RedImperator wrote:When I was about 16 or so. She was my first lay, too, though not on the same day. Nice girl at heart--too bad she was a lunatic.
How so? (if that isn't too intrusive :oops: )

EDIT:

Mine was when I was when I was 14 in a movie theatre with my first girlfriend. Damn good smooch if I do say so myself.

My last was yesterday. :P :D
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LadyTevar wrote:
SirNitram wrote:...Fine. With Tev. When I came down here the second time, with both of us admitting to ourselves we had completely fallen for one another.

:oops: She still teases me about how badly I kissed.
That first kiss was very slobbery, yes.

But He Got Better!
I think I was just naturally good at it. My problem isn't so much with the mouth as it is with keeping my hands in check. Sure, some girls will act like they like it (what with the moaning and the heavy breathing and such) when you feel them up on the first date, but then give you shit later on ... :)
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anarchistbunny wrote:Don't know if this topic has been brought up(well, i'm pretty sure it has , but I mean lately) but, when was your first serious kiss?

Hmmm, let me see, I think it was.... tonight! Spent the day at her house but because of her younger butch lesbian sister we didn't have much time alone, but soon before I had to leave we did and we made out a very little.(probably should underline very). Oh well. [/brag]
Aww, yay! I regret my first kiss, fully. He was a scum bag and tasted like ash, being a smoker and all. I have only two boyfriends who were any good at kissing (it does make a difference) and my current is wonderful. ;)

Bad kissers include: Ones who lick your lips and face. Constantly; Ones who gag you; Ones who press their face so hard to yours that you can't breathe. And that's all I can think of for now.

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Teeth clashed first time, but that was quickly amended. :oops:
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No, sorry, not yet. I'm too afraid of messing up and having the girl hate me :? :D
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
RedImperator wrote:When I was about 16 or so. She was my first lay, too, though not on the same day. Nice girl at heart--too bad she was a lunatic.
How so? (if that isn't too intrusive :oops: )
Not much of a story. Just another middle class teenaged girl with inexplicable self-destructive tendancies, made worse by her parents' inability to cope with these tendencies in any way other than screaming at her. By the time I broke it off, she had already been in and out of juvenile hall and halfway houses a few times. She's got a kid now. Sad, really.
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RedImperator wrote:Not much of a story. Just another middle class teenaged girl with inexplicable self-destructive tendancies, made worse by her parents' inability to cope with these tendencies in any way other than screaming at her. By the time I broke it off, she had already been in and out of juvenile hall and halfway houses a few times. She's got a kid now. Sad, really.
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RedImperator wrote:Not much of a story. Just another middle class teenaged girl with inexplicable self-destructive tendancies, made worse by her parents' inability to cope with these tendencies in any way other than screaming at her. By the time I broke it off, she had already been in and out of juvenile hall and halfway houses a few times. She's got a kid now. Sad, really.
Ouch. I have a former GF with nearly the exact same story.
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my first serious kiss was when i was 17 (i started rather late i admit, but i lost alot of weight between sophomore and junior years and it took a few months of work before i got any progress) with one of my current better friends (she is 2 years younger than myself) she was also my first BJ and the first girl I went down on.

First lay, that would be during freshman year of college (ie this last semester :) ) with my best friend from home for the past 3 years and current girlfriend.
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My first kiss came when I was 17 1/2, it was in the middle of a crowded party, very disconcerting.
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first kiss, two years ago, IIRC.

First SERIOUS probably... about a month ago, during a random movie we had kinda decided to see for that reason only. 'Twas hers too. Last one was... two days before she broke up with me. *sigh*
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Fighter of Foo wrote:Not yet, but I've got time, I suppose. None of the guys my age I know are really even worth it, they're all morons. *shrug* :evil:
Like me, just switch guys to girls :P


Actully there are some nice girls here, just thekick-the-guy's-nuts-if-they-make-a-move type :x
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Wednesday, Feb. 19... :luv:
She was hot too. She is 5 foot 9 and had legs for days... It was like in the movies, I felt like i was walking on clouds...









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I was 13, and it was at an 8th grade dance. I was dancing with this girl, and she just planted one on me for no reason. Not that I was complaining...
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Maybe this upcoming week. But no promises, just another semi-date with a really hot girl that I have the pleasure of knowing.
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First one worth mentioning I was 17 she was 21. I kissed several times before that, but they weren't what I would call serious.
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I think I was 12 or something and my friend was having a birthday party,He invited some girls over we both knew for a long period of time,guess one kinda liked me or something...off the lights went(Being a normal guy at 12...atleast back in the early 90's was kinda awkward and alittle scared.:P)


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anarchistbunny wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: They don't improve. :P
yay, I have so much to look forward to. :roll: :P
Here's a tip, go for the quiet and shy ones. They tend to be sweeter and more mature.

I'm not at all trying to help out my fellow quiet and shy nerdfolk, I swear.
Or they're the psychopathic anti-social people plotting to somehow obtain explosives and blow up the school along with the people they hate. Only the idiots use guns...

But yeah, what bunny said. Most of the quiet, shy people don't tend to be flaming morons with the maturity of an 8 year old...
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For me....a few years back, very, very drunk on cask wine, a house mate who was very nice - just a shame she had a habit of sleeping with people who she shouldn't have...
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Wow.

I had always thought a "first real kiss" was the kind of thing that happened in teenage years. That made it kinda a goal for me, it seemed... expected I guess. Looking through what some people have said, I think I was wrong.
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Wow.

I had always thought a "first real kiss" was the kind of thing that happened in teenage years. That made it kinda a goal for me, it seemed... expected I guess. Looking through what some people have said, I think I was wrong.
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But where is here? I'm here already, so how can I go to there if I'm already here?
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