What Orientation are you?

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Straight
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Bisexual
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Homo-Sexual
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Questioning
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None of your damn Buisness
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Straha, did you take your medicine?
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Gandalf wrote:I'm straight, I have a girlfriend and all.

Though I have found some guys rather cute, namely Seth Green. And one of the gay guys from the last series of the Amazing Race.
Have a threesome with another guy. And suck him off. You'll love it, I guarantee. :twisted:
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kojikun wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I'm straight, I have a girlfriend and all.

Though I have found some guys rather cute, namely Seth Green. And one of the gay guys from the last series of the Amazing Race.
Have a threesome with another guy. And suck him off. You'll love it, I guarantee. :twisted:
I have yet to have a twosome. Though your advice is heeded.
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I am 100% totally straight...

...that however doesn't mean that I wouldn't bang Viggo Mortensen if given the chance...

...and maybe Ein if he offered me candy first...
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The Kernel wrote:I am 100% totally straight...
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...that however doesn't mean that I wouldn't bang Viggo Mortensen if given the chance...
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...and maybe Ein if he offered me candy first...
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The Kernel wrote:...that however doesn't mean that I wouldn't bang Viggo Mortensen if given the chance...
I'd only bang him as Aragorn. UNF. :twisted:
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kojikun wrote:
The Kernel wrote:...that however doesn't mean that I wouldn't bang Viggo Mortensen if given the chance...
I'd only bang him as Aragorn. UNF. :twisted:
He's kinda ugly as Viggo but has that rugged manliness as Aragorn. Reminds me of a quote...

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I'm rather flamingly straight.
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kojikun wrote:
The Kernel wrote:...that however doesn't mean that I wouldn't bang Viggo Mortensen if given the chance...
I'd only bang him as Aragorn. UNF. :twisted:
Hmm...while I agree he looks best as Aragorn, he still looks pretty good in that movie where he plays a cowboy racing across the desert.
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Dalton wrote: He's kinda ugly as Viggo but has that rugged manliness as Aragorn. Reminds me of a quote...

Quote #1074: "Yeah, we're all gay for Legolas, sweet cheeks, although if I was going to give up my cherry for anyone, it probably be Aragorn. Everytime he pushes those doors open in Helms Deep I question my sexual orientation." --- Aron Kerkhof
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Bah, Aragorn is too...filthy.
Legolas, on the other hand... rawr...
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staha, you forgot metrosexual. very trendy these days. i´d say legolas and most other elfs are so. that´s probably the reason why arwen gives up her eternal life for the rough bastart aragorn.
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Dalton wrote:"...Everytime he pushes those doors open in Helms Deep I question my sexual orientation." --- Aron Kerkhof
Oh my GOD that is my favourite part of that movie!! SO. FUCKING. HOT.
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Viggo just doesnt do it for me. Give me that army of elves...
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Oh dear merciful lord, that man is deliciously scruffy. I'm trying to find a still of him opening those doors so that I may gaze upon it whenever I happen upon this thread, but so far--no luck.

A-HA!

I don't care WHAT your sexuality is, THIS MAN IS SEXAY!!!!!

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I've seen better ones, where his face looks sexier, but in a pinch, this one will do. :twisted:
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I think its fairly obvious which sex I prefer.... ;)
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Zaia wrote:Oh dear merciful lord, that man is deliciously scruffy. I'm trying to find a still of him opening those doors so that I may gaze upon it whenever I happen upon this thread, but so far--no luck.

A-HA!

I don't care WHAT your sexuality is, THIS MAN IS SEXAY!!!!!

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/l ... 1_rlss.jpg

I've seen better ones, where his face looks sexier, but in a pinch, this one will do. :twisted:
*cough*
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Zaia wrote:Oh dear merciful lord, that man is deliciously scruffy. I'm trying to find a still of him opening those doors so that I may gaze upon it whenever I happen upon this thread, but so far--no luck.

A-HA!

I don't care WHAT your sexuality is, THIS MAN IS SEXAY!!!!!

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/l ... 1_rlss.jpg

I've seen better ones, where his face looks sexier, but in a pinch, this one will do. :twisted:
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And this entire thing has been turned into Aragorn wanking.
I hope you guys realize that Gandalf is gay however.
*Throws gas on fire for good measure. :twisted:
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:I hope you guys realize that Gandalf is gay however. *Throws gas on fire for good measure. :twisted:
That's nothing compared to the obvious chemistry between Frodo & Sam.
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Vertigo1 wrote:*cough*
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Me in my new leather coat. I wonder if LXG needs a new member :mrgreen: ;)
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Just a note to everyone:

GALE Force accepts members who are Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Trans-Gendered, or Curious/Confused.

If any of the above fit you, and you have an interest in joining, PM me or follow the directions after clicking the usergroups button.

That is all. :D
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Frank Hipper wrote:Just a note to everyone:

GALE Force accepts members who are Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Trans-Gendered, or Curious/Confused.

If any of the above fit you, and you have an interest in joining, PM me or follow the directions after clicking the usergroups button.

That is all. :D
And if your appearance is so androgynous that people putting advances on you that they don't know what they've hit?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Just a note to everyone:

GALE Force accepts members who are Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Trans-Gendered, or Curious/Confused.

If any of the above fit you, and you have an interest in joining, PM me or follow the directions after clicking the usergroups button.

That is all. :D
And if your appearance is so androgynous that people putting advances on you that they don't know what they've hit?
I think Trans-Gendered covers that one.
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

A question of curiosity: What the heck do you discuss at GALE?

(or is it just a forum for the posting of gay porn?)
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Bout 95% straight. But you never know how the line will bend as time goes on.
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