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What should I buy?

UltraCool Trenchcoat
15
21%
UltraSexy Corset
19
26%
UltraSony PlayStation 2
19
26%
None of the Above
2
3%
I'll give you money to buy the corset if you promise to post pics.
18
25%
 
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InnerBrat wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:*hoses down the people drooling on InnerBrat*

Have some dignity, begging won't get you anywhere. :lol:
No, but paying her might...

(I hope you all realise I'm seriously considering this now)
*jaw drops.*

Im so glad i didn't offer to pay now...
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Zac Naloen wrote:*jaw drops.*

Im so glad i didn't offer to pay now...
Oh, never joke with the InnerBrat about buying her stuff...
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What do you know, SD.net is now going pay-per-view...hmmm..since IB is now charging people for her corset pictures, perhaps there's also a market for my swimsuit pictures...hmmm.....
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InnerBrat wrote:No, but paying her might...

(I hope you all realise I'm seriously considering this now)
Huh. What were you asking again? :?
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:No, but paying her might...

(I hope you all realise I'm seriously considering this now)
Huh. What were you asking again? :?
fourth option on the poll, Gil.
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InnerBrat wrote:fourth option on the poll, Gil.
No no, I know what you're were asking, but how much does it cost again?
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:fourth option on the poll, Gil.
No no, I know what you're were asking, but how much does it cost again?
Oh, sorry.

£89, plus p+p
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InnerBrat wrote:Oh, sorry.

£89, plus p+p
Basically each person needs to chip in £5.25 British or 10 USD, or 8 euros, roughly.
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InnerBrat wrote:Oh, sorry.

£89, plus p+p
Hrm. So about 6 pounds a person or 11 bucks and change... I don't know. I could get a whole magazine full of hot women in slinky underwear for that or go to the Victoria's Secret website for free. On the gripping hand, I want to do a nice thing for you because you are an awesome person who deserves nothing but nice things.

What the hell. I've got some money coming my way soon anyway and I suppose I'd be willing to support wrapping your naughty parts in pretty lingerie. I don't even need to see the pictures.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Enigma wrote:
If she hasn't killed me in ASVS, she won't kill me here. :) I hope. The I guess asking for her pic was a mistake? :D
Yes.
Aww. come on. Why not? I'm not RayCav, I won't go nuts if I see your pic.
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Get a Paypal account. Much easier. :)
Here you are correct, one would be required to make the transfers really effective, and the security is quite good.
Call it instant gratification.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Enigma wrote:Do you have a paypal account? :D
No, but I'm highly tempted to take one out now there might be a free corset in it for me...

Except that you're going to die as soon as Marina sees this thread, so it might not be worth it.
It's too late she's already been here.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:It's too late she's already been here.
And now that she's seen it, she's already sent her flying monkeys to kill you.
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not to worry I already have Squirrels and Raccoons manning the AA defenses...
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*takes a look at thread now*
:shock: Holy shit!

Good job i said PS2.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:not to worry I already have Squirrels and Raccoons manning the AA defenses...
I write something that can lead to my doom but you get the punishment instead. Oooooooo I feel evil. :twisted:


Marina! Show me your pic. Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me! :D :D :D

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Remember Bloodsucker, you can torcher him for centuries, however you want just stay clear of my chunk of the Wyld. :-D 8)

After all the Werebear's don't care about battles between ass obsessed wyrm minions and leeches.
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Enigma wrote:I write something that can lead to my doom but you get the punishment instead. Oooooooo I feel evil. :twisted:


Marina! Show me your pic. Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me! :D :D :D

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InnerBrat wrote:I still have my Christmas present from my grandmother to spend. (£150)

Now, I've always wanted a leather trenchcoat,

but it's only going to get warmer from here on out, and my short jacket is workable now.
I have a 3/4 cashmere, and the only thing cooler than that would be a full length leather jacket. Wearing long coats (especially leather) is a special feeling that is only known by experiencing it.

Do yourself a favour and buy the jacket.
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I don't have much money, but I'll trade you for pictures of my in my sunga...
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*observes minion fight with vague curiousity*
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Enigma wrote:I write something that can lead to my doom but you get the punishment instead. Oooooooo I feel evil. :twisted:


Marina! Show me your pic. Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me!Show me! :D :D :D

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Do you not understand that she has flying monkeys that do her bidding? Why are you tempting fate?
I do not worry about flying monkeys when I can rely on my trusty ass to protect me. I am the ASSMASTER! Bow down to the all seeing eye!
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:*observes minion fight with vague curiousity*

Yes it is funny to watch. I've got no minions but my trusty all powerful ass.
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OK, here's how it goes:

I will try and persuade a photographer friend to take pics of me in my new stuff (which I'm hoping will arrive by vagina day).

If i like how they turn up, I will ask someone to host them, and open a paypal account.

I will use the proceeds of that paypal account (if there are any) to buy a corset (maybe not that one, as it comes in 'sizes', not waist measurements).

I will then upload those pics.

Any excess will go to Mike. (who never thought he'd make money from internet porn, I'm sure)

This whole thing might take a while...
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Well, I know where to find a good reliable hosting if you need it. Perks of being a mod.
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Stormbringer wrote:Well, I know where to find a good reliable hosting if you need it. Perks of being a mod.
Since I've recently put up my very first site, I could host a few pics as long as they are in .jpg format (so it doesn't take up much space).
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