Hardest/Nastiest Porno you have ever seen

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-02-11 10:21pm

HemlockGrey wrote:How the hell is that album cover nasty?

actually its not but i assume that the music is really bad

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-02-11 10:35pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:
Morrigan wrote: <piccy>
Or is it just me?
It's just you.
but really, I see nothing wrong with that cover. After you hang out at SDN for a while, you won't see anything wrong with it either. It's only a matter of time before you're sucked into the pervertedness...

She's 16-17 (according to that site, her b-day is April of '87)... Spears and Aguilera didn't start much later, did they? (hell, maybe they started even earlier, I'm not too knowledgeable when it comes to pop culture)

I dunno.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-02-11 10:41pm

I think Ms.Spheres was in the "micky mouse club" at ages 11-13, then sung "Hit Me Baby One More Time" around the age of 18... heh. I just looked up Dolcett.. just.. dot.. dot.. dot.. T_T

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2004-02-11 11:22pm

HemlockGrey wrote:How the hell is that album cover nasty?

It's not really, I just like making fun of Nikki Webster.

But I do find the Red PVC thing faintly distrubing. The single came out in 2002 so she was probably closer to 15 then and up 'til that point, Webster had really traded on her 'little girl' image, so she usually appeared a lot younger than she actually was. Perhaps I just have a warped imagination or something, but I tend to associate skin-tight PVC with activities that are totally inappropriate for a 15-year old.

The 'worse than tubgirl' crack was, of course, meant as a joke.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-02-12 12:21am

Time to lighten the thread up a little bit

=D

GySgt. Hartman · Post by **GySgt. Hartman** » 2004-02-12 05:29pm

Nastiest thing i've ever seen? I just downloaded a erotic short story about lesbian sex. Written by an apparent Trek fan. Involving Seven of nine and the captain of the Voyager.

BOOOM! Nothing can top that. Don't complain now, you asked for it.

I stopped reading after it was apparent which way it was going to go.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-12 06:02pm

GySgt. Hartman wrote:Nastiest thing i've ever seen? I just downloaded a erotic short story about lesbian sex. Written by an apparent Trek fan. Involving Seven of nine and the captain of the Voyager.

Wait'll you read "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway", it's a roughly 40 part series involving Janeway, sex, BDSM, and some other stuff.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-12 10:06pm

aerius wrote:
GySgt. Hartman wrote:Nastiest thing i've ever seen? I just downloaded a erotic short story about lesbian sex. Written by an apparent Trek fan. Involving Seven of nine and the captain of the Voyager.
Wait'll you read "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway", it's a roughly 40 part series involving Janeway, sex, BDSM, and some other stuff.

And is the word "logs" in the title a double entrede for "scat"?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-12 11:04pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:And is the word "logs" in the title a double entrede for "scat"?

I don't know, I haven't read the entire series yet so I don't know if any of that stuff takes place.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 2004-02-12 11:11pm

What is this bukkake thing? We need pictures!

What is the whole purpose of tying fat women up so tightly that circulation starts being cut off to parts of their fat bodies?

And is it actually possible for a person to stick their arm up to their elbow into someone's rectum?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-02-12 11:40pm

Jeremy wrote:What is this bukkake thing? We need pictures!

It is when there is one girl and like 500 guys and they all just keep dropping there loads on her.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2004-02-12 11:48pm

thecreech wrote:
Jeremy wrote:What is this bukkake thing? We need pictures!
It is when there is one girl and like 500 guys and they all just keep dropping there loads on her.

It's like when Alan Greenspan goes before the Senate Finance commitee. There's a whole lot of self gratification, and he's the only one who leaves feeling dirty.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-12 11:51pm

Jeremy wrote:What is the whole purpose of tying fat women up so tightly that circulation starts being cut off to parts of their fat bodies?

Extreme bondage porn, don't ask, it's one of those weird fetish things that freaks get off on.

And is it actually possible for a person to stick their arm up to their elbow into someone's rectum?

Yes, I've seen videos of it at Customs, I've also seen double anal fisting, you go figure that one out. Sometimes it's better not to ask questions.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2004-02-13 01:28am

Does a porn with ugly people count?

Fat, pasty-white, hairy, butterballs with ugly tattoos and nipple peircings.

Only porno I ever seen people actually turn off.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-13 09:22am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: If you haven't seen it, it's a woman in a bathtub shooting a yucky stream of diahhrea out of her ass so that it flies back into her face. I personally am not that grossed out by it, but then again, it's just a picture. If I had seen someone do this in person, I'd probably throw up, though.

This does indeed not only qualify as gawdawful, it probably goes beyond the realm of gawdawful... perhaps it can even be placed in the Ye Liveliest Awfulness category.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-13 10:05am

Fighter of Foo wrote:
Morrigan wrote: <piccy>
Or is it just me?
It's just you.
but really, I see nothing wrong with that cover. After you hang out at SDN for a while, you won't see anything wrong with it either. It's only a matter of time before you're sucked into the pervertedness...

[yoda] hmmmmmm such wisdom oh young one. such wisdom [/yoda]

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2004-02-13 02:38pm

Alex Moon wrote:
thecreech wrote:
Jeremy wrote:What is this bukkake thing? We need pictures!
It is when there is one girl and like 500 guys and they all just keep dropping there loads on her.
It's like when Alan Greenspan goes before the Senate Finance commitee. There's a whole lot of self gratification, and he's the only one who leaves feeling dirty.

God, I laughed for something like five minutes after reading that

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2004-02-13 05:58pm

PeZook wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
thecreech wrote: It is when there is one girl and like 500 guys and they all just keep dropping there loads on her.
It's like when Alan Greenspan goes before the Senate Finance commitee. There's a whole lot of self gratification, and he's the only one who leaves feeling dirty.
God, I laughed for something like five minutes after reading that

Thanks. C-Span was showing it the other night, which is why I thought of it.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-02-13 06:09pm

I don't watch a lot of really nasty porn, but the worst thing I've ever seen is La Blue Girl. If you're looking to see a thin girl straddle a demonic phallus wider across than a linebacker's thigh, two chicks fighting each other by sprouting miniature wangs and grinding, and a vagina with teeth, La Blue Girl is exactly your cup of tea.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-02-13 06:11pm

And there's also this

NOT WORK SAFE, WILL LEAVE A PERMANENT MENTAL SCAR

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-13 07:32pm

Joe wrote:And there's also this

NOT WORK SAFE, WILL LEAVE A PERMANENT MENTAL SCAR

Now that is comedy!