Penis Positioning in Underwear

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How do you position your dick in your underwear?

Tip up
27
36%
Tip down
37
49%
Other
7
9%
I don't wear underwear
5
7%
 
Total votes: 76
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Post by Metrion Cascade »

Can girls who get erections vote?

Mine can point upward a little if I really want, but it's not very comfortable. Which is too bad - penetrating Jax is amazing, but we can't do more than a few positions, all of which involve me sitting back. Clit blowjobs are always nice though.
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:shock:

Does anyone else really want Metrion to post 'intimate' pictures?
(not that it's allowed, but I'm fascinated)

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I like the shouting :)
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:shock: :shock:

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Well.

Female penetration must make being lesbian easier, I'm sure.

And everyone knows I never say no to lesbian porn.
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Down, why up? Never got that, it's uncomfortable and it'll just slide downwards again :P
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jmac wrote:If I vote other it would imply that I have a dick, which I don't..and if I choose the last option that's a complete lie and I won't be able to live with myself. Of course it's a male targeted poll so I shouldn't be answering it anyways. Instead I'll just laugh at your penile placement problems. :lol:
You can laugh at my penis any day- Wait no! That came out wrong.
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Metrion Cascade wrote: Clit blowjobs are always nice though.
*has seen videos of that*

Beautiful thing.
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This is the best poll ever. So educational. ;)

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CrimsonRaine wrote:This is the best poll ever. So educational. ;)
Yeah, if you ever want to grab an SD.net member's dick you'll know exactly where to grab.. :wink:
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I wish that we men had a retractable dick,comes out when we wanna pee and get the lenght we need to fully satisfy women. :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:I wish that we men had a retractable dick,comes out when we wanna pee and get the lenght we need to fully satisfy women. :wink:
Most guys have the length. It's girth, technique and (sorry, cut guys) foreskin that make the difference. If I were you I'd wish for internal testicles. Protected by bone. :wink:

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I think my brain just exploded for a second...

Did I really just read that up there? :shock:
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SirNitram wrote:Well.

Female penetration must make being lesbian easier, I'm sure.

And everyone knows I never say no to lesbian porn.
Bi, actually. And forget lesbian porn - my husband gets to watch it in person, regularly.
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*gnashing of teeth*
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:*gnashing of teeth*
You forgot the wailing and lamentations. :lol:
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Post by Sriad »

salm wrote:i wrap it around my left leg.
Woah!

I wrap it around your left leg too!
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Pointed up, for the reasons already mentioned. And dangit, why aren't I in BoTM yet?
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Metrion Cascade wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:*gnashing of teeth*
You forgot the wailing and lamentations. :lol:
I'll do that if it gets me video.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I think my brain just exploded for a second...

Did I really just read that up there? :shock:
Right there with ya. :shock:
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Metrion Cascade wrote:Can girls who get erections vote?

Mine can point upward a little if I really want, but it's not very comfortable. Which is too bad - penetrating Jax is amazing, but we can't do more than a few positions, all of which involve me sitting back. Clit blowjobs are always nice though.
Would you mind elaborating on that?
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Would you mind elaborating on that?
HDS, she was refering to her clit:

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Clearly Metrion's is much bigger then hers. Which could explain why the chick in the diagram has her arms crossed, cause she's all defensive about Metrion's superior clit. :wink:
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I figured, I just wanted to get the record straight.
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Well, THAT'S something I didn't expect to see! :lol:
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