Girl problem: Getting to know her.

Crom · Post by **Crom** » 2004-03-19 03:55pm

Galvatron wrote:Crom, did it ever occur to you that she's unfaithful and just wants to have sex with you behind her boyfriend's back?

I'm not encouraging such immorality mind you ( ), I'm just pointing it out as a possibility.

... No. It never occured to me. Wow.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-19 06:33pm

Galvatron wrote:I'm not encouraging such immorality mind you

No, but some other members undoubtably will.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-19 06:42pm

I didn't say I was discouraging it either.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2004-03-19 07:24pm

Hey, you can't deny her the opportunity to express her dissatisfaction with her relationship. That would be censorship!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-19 07:27pm

Does she do anal?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-19 07:30pm

Darth Wong wrote:Does she do anal?

Ah, the deciding factor.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-19 07:49pm

Darth Wong wrote:Does she do anal?

He should definitely ask her that on their date. Agree?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-19 07:53pm

Galvatron wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Does she do anal?
He should definitely ask her that on their date. Agree?

It's a classic ice-breaker.

Crom · Post by **Crom** » 2004-03-19 09:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:It's a classic ice-breaker.

If I can break that ice and continue the relationship I will have truly mastered the aura of self-assurance ...

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-19 09:44pm

Crom wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:It's a classic ice-breaker.
If I can break that ice and continue the relationship I will have truly mastered the aura of self-assurance ...

... but it really depends on how you classify relationship.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-20 08:41am

YT300000 wrote:
Crom wrote:If I can break that ice and continue the relationship I will have truly mastered the aura of self-assurance ...
... but it really depends on how you classify relationship.

Friends with benefits*

* = buttsex

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-20 10:00am

Galvatron wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Crom wrote:If I can break that ice and continue the relationship I will have truly mastered the aura of self-assurance ...
... but it really depends on how you classify relationship.
Friends with benefits*

* = buttsex

Pfft that's what I call fuck buddy

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-03-20 10:03am

Crom wrote:
Galvatron wrote:Crom, did it ever occur to you that she's unfaithful and just wants to have sex with you behind her boyfriend's back?

I'm not encouraging such immorality mind you ( ), I'm just pointing it out as a possibility.
... No. It never occured to me. Wow.

To paraphrase what Lex Luthor once said. A boyfriend is not an husband, he's an obstacle.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-21 09:37am

Crom wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:It's a classic ice-breaker.
If I can break that ice and continue the relationship I will have truly mastered the aura of self-assurance ...

if you manage that, then you are so far into the friend category you have better chances of creating your own universe in a bottle than having a relationship

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-21 11:55am

Ravenwing wrote:
Crom wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:It's a classic ice-breaker.
If I can break that ice and continue the relationship I will have truly mastered the aura of self-assurance ...
if you manage that, then you are so far into the friend category you have better chances of creating your own universe in a bottle than having a relationship

Friends that have sex... What's the problem?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-21 12:34pm

Demiurge wrote:Friends that have sex... What's the problem?

As one of my friends puts it, "there's nothing wrong with casual sex".

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-03-21 01:09pm

Friends with privlages.

And another thing you could do is take her out for ice cream after a movie. Going along with my spending money idea, cold stone. There are some cold stones around the movies in town and its pretty expensive, but it gives you a place you can sit down and talk or walk around.

BTW, I like what Lex Luthor said...

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2004-03-21 03:48pm

All you immoral bastards!!! Don't you all know you burn in hell for this? BURN I TELL YOU, BURN!!!

Now, where can I get in on action like that?

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-03-21 07:02pm

Best of luck, I advise using the buttsex ice-breaker.

But yeah, I've got a two year and still running crush on a girl to whom I've been banished to the Friend-tom zone for. Damn her cuteness! Damn it to Hell! *breaks down crying*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-21 09:04pm

justifier wrote:Best of luck, I advise using the buttsex ice-breaker.

But yeah, I've got a two year and still running crush on a girl to whom I've been banished to the Friend-tom zone for. Damn her cuteness! Damn it to Hell! *breaks down crying*

Sun Tzu would say that a general should know better than to attack a fortified target when non-fortified targets are available.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2004-03-21 09:06pm

Darth Wong wrote: Sun Tzu would say that a general should know better than to attack a fortified target when non-fortified targets are available.

Well somtimes smashing the enemy at his strongest point is the best course of action.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-21 09:08pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Sun Tzu would say that a general should know better than to attack a fortified target when non-fortified targets are available.
Well somtimes smashing the enemy at his strongest point is the best course of action.

If you absolutely must attack that particular enemy, perhaps. However, if your objective is to simply attack any desirable enemy, then there's no reason to pick one with strong defenses.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-21 10:48pm

aerius wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Friends that have sex... What's the problem?
As one of my friends puts it, "there's nothing wrong with casual sex".

i have quite a few guys as friends and i have never slept with any of them, nor have i thought about it, your just hanging onto wishful thinking methinks

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-21 11:46pm

Ravenwing wrote:i have quite a few guys as friends and i have never slept with any of them, nor have i thought about it, your just hanging onto wishful thinking methinks

Wishful thinking is an enormously important part of a male teenager's life.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-22 12:32am

Ravenwing wrote:i have quite a few guys as friends and i have never slept with any of them, nor have i thought about it, your just hanging onto wishful thinking methinks

It should be noted that this friend of mine is quite the womanizer. When I was a virgin way back when I shared his ideas on sex, because trying to get laid was a rather important thing in my life. But now that I've been de-virginized and have a GF, I'm not like that anymore, my thoughts have shifted to getting 3-somes, which ain't gonna happen but it's fun to think about.