SD.NET Merchandise

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-30 04:30am

neoolong wrote:
Ted wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:I would buy SD.net merchandise in a hearbeat. You could also have shirts with all of the moderators, the Four Horsemen, the ATJ and AIIF, etc. It would be great.

And Star-Crossed should actually be a book.

The problem with this, of course, is that it almost certainly violates a whole bunch of copy-right laws, but oh well....
We could have in really tiny lettering "THIS IS A SPOOF"

So the law's on our side.
I don't think that would be enough. The characters are still pretty damn close to the original.

And people have been successfully sued over parody's many many times.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-30 05:54am

Einhander Sn0m4n figure: 24inch tall with Tight Black Quake shirt and black wide leg jeans, Long red hair in a ponytail, Rocket Launcher on belt, Railgun in one hand, and a yummy naked cutie boy hugging him...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-30 05:55am

StarDestroyer OS?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-30 06:21am

verilon wrote:StarDestroyer OS?

Also known as Linux?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-30 06:37am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
verilon wrote:
StarDestroyer OS?
Also known as Linux?

NO! Known to include anti-troll devices, pop-up killers, and High-speed Internet, all for the low, low price of $99.99! (American, prices differ in Canada elsewhere than Toronto).

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-30 10:32am

Another Book:

Trolls and You: The 21-Step* Process of determing if you are troll or not!!!

*=21 Steps pending

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-30 11:52am

Another Book:

MKSheppard's Miltary Stragety for the insane

Shinova's the guide for a perfect life

I need more ideas people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-30 02:07pm

I'd like an SD.net OS. Idiot filters, pop-up killers, unimpeded access to every adult site on the Internet, and something faster than broadband.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-30 05:54pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd like an SD.net OS. Idiot filters, pop-up killers, unimpeded access to every adult site on the Internet, and something faster than broadband.

OH! And the only spam emails you get are those for anal sex.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-30 07:40pm

verilon wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd like an SD.net OS. Idiot filters, pop-up killers, unimpeded access to every adult site on the Internet, and something faster than broadband.
OH! And the only spam emails you get are those for anal sex.

But, would you really want 100 messages that all say "I need a rod up my ass, and you've been chosen to do so!"?

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-30 08:14pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
verilon wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd like an SD.net OS. Idiot filters, pop-up killers, unimpeded access to every adult site on the Internet, and something faster than broadband.
OH! And the only spam emails you get are those for anal sex.
But, would you really want 100 messages that all say "I need a rod up my ass, and you've been chosen to do so!"?

I really did not need to know that [sarcasam] Gee Thanks [\sarcasam]

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-30 08:29pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
verilon wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd like an SD.net OS. Idiot filters, pop-up killers, unimpeded access to every adult site on the Internet, and something faster than broadband.
OH! And the only spam emails you get are those for anal sex.
But, would you really want 100 messages that all say "I need a rod up my ass, and you've been chosen to do so!"?

Since when did I stipulate HOW MUCH you would get? Oh, and it is the kind of spam that really works.