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http://www.innerfilth.com/chicktracttheater/index.shtml Found on the other side of yet another one of www.somethingawful.co* 's ad banners. Enjoy!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:http://www.innerfilth.com/chicktracttheater/index.shtml Found on the other side of yet another one of www.somethingawful.co* 's ad banners. Enjoy!

First good thing ever from an ad bar!

"My vagina is going to burst forth with juices, like a freshly opened can of spam"

I love this line.

"You and your boys are going to slip behind enemy lines like greased lightning, and make a quick, violent sneak attack to the rear, and then pull out."

"Because in heaven, girls never give bad blowjobs. Never"

That was in that website.


DAMN YOU EINHANDER!!!!
NOW I HAD TO CRUCIFY MY HAND TO A WALL TO PREVENT IT FROM CLICKING!!!!!

Necro99 wrote:That was in that website.


DAMN YOU EINHANDER!!!!
NOW I HAD TO CRUCIFY MY HAND TO A WALL TO PREVENT IT FROM CLICKING!!!!!

Good for you! Have phun fapping to the Goth gurlz!!!

Necro99 wrote:That was in that website.


DAMN YOU EINHANDER!!!!
NOW I HAD TO CRUCIFY MY HAND TO A WALL TO PREVENT IT FROM CLICKING!!!!!

Oh, and thanks for the Thread Hijacking.

My hand got free.
All i can say is i hope you never have to clean the walls of blood and the ceiling of a white and sticky substance. That is all.

Necro99 wrote:My hand got free.
All i can say is i hope you never have to clean the walls of blood and the ceiling of a white and sticky substance. That is all.

Oh you should see the SIZE of the sticky white mess me and my boyfriend spray all over the walls and ceiling during particularly good sex...

You are a girl? Oh i thought you where a guy.

Well it could be worst...

MY ASS IT COULD BE WORST! I HAVE THREE MOPS FOUR POLES AND SEVEN FLOOR WIPERS GLUED TO MY CEILING!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO I DO???!! ALMIGHTY CTHULHU!!!

It is going to smell VERY bad here so i am gonna go get my Gas Mask.

Necro99 wrote:You are a girl? Oh i thought you where a guy.

He is a guy.

Don't Flame me for this... But

The Pic above is my nightmare.

Necro99 wrote:Don't Flame me for this... But
http://www.geocities.com/icehawk_2010/yourgay.txt
The Pic above is my nightmare.

You misspelled 'to' in 'to bad'.
It should be 'too bad'.

What you say?
Oh, the pic, i didint do it.

And seriously, if i was in that situation i would either

1. Prove im not gay
-or-
2. shoot myself and anything withing 5 square miles.

Alex Moon wrote:

Necro99 wrote:You are a girl? Oh i thought you where a guy.

He is a guy.

I am a guy! One with 8 inches of Big Red Irish Goodness between my legs too! Wanna taste?

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Alex Moon wrote:

Necro99 wrote:You are a girl? Oh i thought you where a guy.

He is a guy.

I am a guy! One with 8 inches of Big Red Irish Goodness between my legs too! Wanna taste?

Do you wanna taste some LEAD?

Necro99 wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Alex Moon wrote: He is a guy.

I am a guy! One with 8 inches of Big Red Irish Goodness between my legs too! Wanna taste?

Do you wanna taste some LEAD?

Better: Wanna taste my Lightspeed Depleted-Uranium Railgun Slug?

Necro99 wrote:What you say?
Oh, the pic, i didint do it.

And seriously, if i was in that situation i would either

1. Prove im not gay
-or-
2. shoot myself and anything withing 5 square miles.

If you were gay, why would you care?

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Necro99 wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: I am a guy! One with 8 inches of Big Red Irish Goodness between my legs too! Wanna taste?

Do you wanna taste some LEAD?

Better: Wanna taste my Lightspeed Depleted-Uranium Railgun Slug?

Wanna taste my...
*drum roll*
Hyper-Googolplex-Petatonne-Output-Turbolaser-Timefreezing-Negative-Hyperfusion-Variable-Yield-Contained-Deflagration-Cloaking-Hypervallanium-Alloy-Portable-Cannon

Necro99 wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Necro99 wrote: Do you wanna taste some LEAD?

Better: Wanna taste my Lightspeed Depleted-Uranium Railgun Slug?

Wanna taste my...
*drum roll*
Hyper-Googolplex-Petatonne-Output-Turbolaser-Timefreezing-Negative-Hyperfusion-Variable-Yield-Contained-Deflagration-Cloaking-Hypervallanium-Alloy-Portable-Cannon

Okay.

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Necro99's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

Grab Your Partner Do Se Do! Everybody Line Up In A Row!RAILGUN TIME!!!

Necro99 wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Necro99 wrote: Do you wanna taste some LEAD?

Better: Wanna taste my Lightspeed Depleted-Uranium Railgun Slug?

Wanna taste my...
*drum roll*
Hyper-Googolplex-Petatonne-Output-Turbolaser-Timefreezing-Negative-Hyperfusion-Variable-Yield-Contained-Deflagration-Cloaking-Hypervallanium-Alloy-Portable-Cannon

Oh my. Thats a lot of Trekkie technobabble

*looks at the gaping hole in his chest*
YOU BASTARD!
Necro aimed Einhander and pulled the trigger.
Time stopped as the TImefreeze took effect.
-~=KAZAK!!!=~-
A green bolt of light erupted from the barrel of the long rifle and hit Einhander in the eye.











And the solar system exploded.

Necro99 wrote:*looks at the gaping hole in his chest*
YOU BASTARD!
Necro aimed Einhander and pulled the trigger.
Time stopped as the TImefreeze took effect.
-~=KAZAK!!!=~-
A green bolt of light erupted from the barrel of the long rifle and hit Einhander in the eye.

*activates Anti_Time-Travel Thermodynamic Law Enforcer, negating any Time-Travel device's effects, and dodges the bolt*
<NELSON>HA HA!</NELSON>
*Sno fires the Railgun again*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}



IMPRESSIVE!!

Quake 3 Console wrote:Necro99 was Railed by Einhander Sn0m4n

SHIAT!
Time to use my VAMPIRE SKILLZ (i learned thanks to the "what mythical creature r u? thread)

*regenerates*
*gurgling blood*
YOUR GONNA DIE!!!
*cuts rail gun in half and shreds his head apart with wrist blades*
*whips out 5mm caseless gatling*
NOW YOU DIE!!!!!
TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATKA!!!! X 1^35e

*the barrels of the gatling melt apart, and the smoke dissipates to reveal a smoking hole the size of ground zero where was the arena.*
STILL NOT DEAD???!!!!

*runs away in the horizon*
...
Seconds later, a AS-4 Kitchen Cruise Missile appears in the sky, necro riding it. SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!!!