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378. ARGUMENT FROM GEORGE W. BUSH

1) That god won't hunt.
2) Y'all.
3) Ergo, um, axle of evil, ahh, claridify, umm, supportification, ah, pretzel.
3) Y'all.
4) What he said.
5) Therefore, God existifies.
2) Launch.

206. ARGUMENT FROM CATS

1) Cats are really mean.
2) I mean, look at them chase around those cute little mice.
3) No animal could act that way on instinct.
4) Therefore, cats are corrupted by the devil!
5) Therefore, God exists.

208. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF IMAGINATION

1) I can't imagine not believing in God.
2) Therefore, God exists.

227. ARGUMENT FROM TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE

1) One time I was in deep emotional pain.
2) I prayed to God, and felt his presence.
3) You aren't going to deny my emotional pain, now are you?
4) Therefore, God exists.

250. ARGUMENT FROM MONEY

1) I've got a quarter here, and look: it says "In God We Trust."
2) Therefore, God exists.

272. ARGUMENT FROM MYTHOLOGY

1) The Old Religions were wrong.
2) The Old Religions didn't believe in the same god as me.
3) Therefore, I must be right.
4) Therefore, God exists.

274. ARGUMENT FROM NOT BELIEVING

1) The Bible said that we would be doubted
2) You doubt us.
3) Therefore, the Bible is true.
4) Therefore, God exists.

297. ARGUMENT FROM HOSPITAL

1) A dear relative of mine was terminally ill and undergoing extensive surgery in the hospital.
2) My whole family sat outside the OR and prayed throughout the eight hours of surgery.
3) He lived.
4) The highly trained physicians had nothing to do with it.
5) Therefore, God exists.

300. ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION

1) God told me that he exists.
2) God wouldn't lie.
3) Therefore, God exists.

25. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY

(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

29. ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)

(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Ray Charles is blind.
(4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

34. SLATHER'S ARGUMENT

(1) My toaster is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

209. ARGUMENT FROM TUNA FISH

1) Nothing is better than God.
2) A tuna fish sandwich is better than nothing.
3) Therefore, a tuna fish sandwich is better than God. (And tastier, too.)
4) Therefore, God exists.
4a) But you'd be better off worshipping the tuna fish sandwich.

210. ARGUMENT FROM WOW

1) Wow.
2) Therefore, God exists.

230. KENT HOVIND'S PRAGMATIC ARGUMENT

1) I don't want to work for a living.
2) I don't want to pay taxes.
3) I can get gullible fundamentalists to send me money.
4) I can use religious exemption claims to tie the IRS up in court.
5) Therefore, God exists.

230. KENT HOVIND'S PRAGMATIC ARGUMENT

1) I don't want to work for a living.
2) I don't want to pay taxes.
3) I can get gullible fundamentalists to send me money.
4) I can use religious exemption claims to tie the IRS up in court.
5) Therefore, God exists.

23. ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY

(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.