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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Is that for Mike_6002? Straha?
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*ROTFL*
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Damn...poor Jesus must have REALLY tired arms...
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*ROTFLMAOAISNFIEPMSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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I posted that pic as a comparison of responces.

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... adid=42821
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When I read that, this just popped into my head:

God: Jesus, I have some good news and some bad news.

Jesus: What's the good news?

God: Mike_6002 has been banned from SD.net.

Jesus: Finally! I felt like I was never going to be able to stop masturbating when he was around! What's the bad news?

God: He registered at SB.net instead.

Jesus: NNNOOOOOOOOO.........

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That is too funny for words!
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LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wicked Pilot wrote:I posted that pic as a comparison of responces.

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... adid=42821
Let's see what happens
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XaLEv wrote:"You do not have permission to access this page."

Quite telling, ne?
I guess they like spam.
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They seem to think that it's wrong to make fun of popular beliefs over there. It's a very common attitude; a lot of people think it's wrong to make fun of a popular belief system. Mind you, everybody makes fun of, say, Scientology, but when it's your irrational superstition, it's suddenly insensitive and wrong to do it :roll:
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Ummm....why won't it show?
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Ummm....why won't it show?
You mean this thread's SB counterpart?

Because it was deleted, most likely.
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XaLEv wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Ummm....why won't it show?
You mean this thread's SB counterpart?

Because it was deleted, most likely.
I couldn't view it because it said I needed to be logged in.

Anyway, wouldn't it be the other way around? Jesus, like all men, probably masturbates a lot, and that causes people to spam.
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Shouldn't this be in the artwork forum.
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Temjin wrote:When I read that, this just popped into my head:

God: Jesus, I have some good news and some bad news.

Jesus: What's the good news?

God: Mike_6002 has been banned from SD.net.

Jesus: Finally! I felt like I was never going to be able to stop masturbating when he was around! What's the bad news?

God: He registered at SB.net instead.

Jesus: NNNOOOOOOOOO.........

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Darth Wong wrote:They seem to think that it's wrong to make fun of popular beliefs over there. It's a very common attitude; a lot of people think it's wrong to make fun of a popular belief system. Mind you, everybody makes fun of, say, Scientology, but when it's your irrational superstition, it's suddenly insensitive and wrong to do it :roll:
We actually practice this little thing called respect. I know it's a new concept for you, but you're a smart guy so I'm sure you'll figure it out.
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ArthurDent wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:They seem to think that it's wrong to make fun of popular beliefs over there. It's a very common attitude; a lot of people think it's wrong to make fun of a popular belief system. Mind you, everybody makes fun of, say, Scientology, but when it's your irrational superstition, it's suddenly insensitive and wrong to do it :roll:
We actually practice this little thing called respect. I know it's a new concept for you, but you're a smart guy so I'm sure you'll figure it out.
Respect is earned, not handed out like Halloween candy. I know the concept of earned respect is a new concept for you, but ... but ... well, maybe someone will explain it to you.
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Ah poor jesus...couldn't have happened to a nicer guy :twisted:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Ummm....why won't it show?
You mean this thread's SB counterpart?

Because it was deleted, most likely.
I couldn't view it because it said I needed to be logged in.

Anyway, wouldn't it be the other way around? Jesus, like all men, probably masturbates a lot, and that causes people to spam.
No, I can't see it here. Is it a gif of Jesus masturbating??
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote: No, I can't see it here. Is it a gif of Jesus masturbating??
Oh....Ok.

It's a pic of Jesus - Catholic, I think - with his left arm animated so it goes up and down. The right side of the pic says "every time you send spam, God makes Jesus masturbate".
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jaeger115 wrote:Is that for Mike_6002? Straha?
I feel insulted, sort of. But then again, God does need to Lossen up. :twisted:
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XaLEv wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote: No, I can't see it here. Is it a gif of Jesus masturbating??
Oh....Ok.

It's a pic of Jesus - Catholic, I think - with his left arm animated so it goes up and down. The right side of the pic says "every time you send spam, God makes Jesus masturbate".
LOL Actually, after restarting my computer, I can see it now. But shouldn't that be an angel JOing? "Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets his/her wings." lol
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