Lion Hunting :)
Posted: 2003-01-11 07:48pm
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Posted: 2003-01-11 07:58pm
WTF!<>?! You just point and shoot your rifle/tank cannon/heavy helo launched ATGM.
Posted: 2003-01-11 07:59pm
Pretty good. I notice they didn't bother describing the Engineering method of lion hunting, because it would involve building a weapon, and thus be identical to the conventional method of lion hunting.
Posted: 2003-01-11 08:19pm
Heh heh heh2.2 The Schrödinger method
At any given moment there is a positive probability that there is a lion in the cage. Sit down and wait.
2.6 The Heisenberg method
You will disturb the lion if you observe it before its capture, so keep your eyes closed.
Posted: 2003-01-11 08:37pm
Was this intended to be taken seriously serious or as a joke??
Posted: 2003-01-12 03:35am
The best one is the last one...
"Wait until autumn, for it is well known that pride comes before a fall."
Me? I'd just set up my Mk. 19 on a hummer, cruise around looking for the lion, and kill it with 200 fragmentation grenades.
"Wait until autumn, for it is well known that pride comes before a fall."
Me? I'd just set up my Mk. 19 on a hummer, cruise around looking for the lion, and kill it with 200 fragmentation grenades.
Posted: 2003-01-12 07:21am
It is a serious jokeIRG CommandoJoe wrote:Was this intended to be taken seriously serious or as a joke??
Posted: 2003-01-12 09:34am
You wouldn't get much of a trophy, then.Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:kill it with 200 fragmentation grenades.