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Lion Hunting :)

Posted: 2003-01-11 07:48pm
by Dahak
I don't know how many have seen that, but it still is damn funny :)

The theory of Lion Hunting

Posted: 2003-01-11 07:58pm
by Sea Skimmer
WTF!<>?! You just point and shoot your rifle/tank cannon/heavy helo launched ATGM.

Posted: 2003-01-11 07:59pm
by Darth Wong
Pretty good. I notice they didn't bother describing the Engineering method of lion hunting, because it would involve building a weapon, and thus be identical to the conventional method of lion hunting.

Posted: 2003-01-11 08:19pm
by Mr Bean
2.2 The Schrödinger method

At any given moment there is a positive probability that there is a lion in the cage. Sit down and wait.

2.6 The Heisenberg method

You will disturb the lion if you observe it before its capture, so keep your eyes closed.
Heh heh heh 8)

Posted: 2003-01-11 08:37pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Was this intended to be taken seriously serious or as a joke??

Posted: 2003-01-12 03:35am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
The best one is the last one...

"Wait until autumn, for it is well known that pride comes before a fall."

Me? I'd just set up my Mk. 19 on a hummer, cruise around looking for the lion, and kill it with 200 fragmentation grenades.

Posted: 2003-01-12 07:21am
by Dahak
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Was this intended to be taken seriously serious or as a joke??
It is a serious joke :)

Posted: 2003-01-12 09:34am
by AWACS
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:kill it with 200 fragmentation grenades.
You wouldn't get much of a trophy, then.