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This is in a way spam but it is christmas so who would you like to deliver your presents and who do you think would be better at it?

a) Darth Vader
b) John Luc Picard
c) Boba Fett
d) Katherine Janeway (must have some talent somewhere)
e) Seven of nine
f) Yoda (mmnn christmas it must be)

Have a good holiday if you have one and the best to all.

If Seven of Nine is on that list, Slave-Girl Leia should be, too.

Wow, difficult choices.

As amusing as the thought of Yoda delivering presents may be (wearing the typical mini-size Santa outfit, levitating little kids instead of having them sit on his lap, levitating up the chimney, and "Bad child you are! Good present not for you!"), I'm going to have to go with Seven of Nine.

Thinking of her performing the typical Santa stuff inspires my imagination a bit more than Yoda does, though Yoda is a close second.

a) Darth Vader

Gets depressed, chokes random guests, runs off to cry in his pressure chamber.

b) John Luc Picard

Gets depressed, lectures random guests, runs off to mope.

c) Boba Fett

I prefer not to have my gifts delivered on top of a guided missile fired from a jetpacking maniac.

d) Katherine Janeway (must have some talent somewhere)

Ruins Christmas. Possibly through timetravel.

e) Seven of nine

Tries to get into the "Christmas spirit" with some Glühwein. Gets drunk on one glass (canon!), pukes in the tree, passes out.

f) Yoda

Gets mistaken for an elf and deported to the North Pole. Or the mall.

Boba Fett. He'll always get it there for the right price.

Off to OT.

Depends on what I want for christmas. If I want the dead bodies of my hated enemies then Vader and Fett would be good Santas. But chances are I'm hankering for some hot sweaty 3-some sex so I'm picking Seven, she can join my chick & I in bed for some hot orgy action.

One that could be included: http://www.blizzard.com/images/broodwar/xmas-kerr.jpg
If you know Starcraft, you might recognise her

I'm going with Seven of Nine.

But for my enemies, I hope they get to see Santa


And he delivers unto them toys from his sack of horrors

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"

...Isn't it Jean-Luc Picard?

As for me, I'd pick Boba. He probably shares my attitude toward Christmas.

I'm gonna go with either Yoda or Jean-Luc.

Jean Luc knows how a Christmas should, as evidenced in the Nexus.

Yoda knows how to party, and he seems like he would be a good Santa.

All the others would probably get me killed one way or another.

Darth Vader is officially the worst choice for Santa in the known universe - he feels your presents.

El Moose Monstero wrote:Darth Vader is officially the worst choice for Santa in the known universe - he feels your presents.

*TIE Pilot hurls cloud of peanuts* That, sir, is a minor atrocity, on a scale with insulting one's mother-in-law. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Personally, I'm rather intrigued by this goof I found in testing. Seven of 9 and Slave Girl Leia are also superb choices. Then, of course, there's Noble Ire's avatar, Sangheili Claus.

Bounty wrote:a) Darth Vader

Gets depressed, chokes random guests, runs off to cry in his pressure chamber. // my thoughts exactly

b) John Luc Picard

Gets depressed, lectures random guests, runs off to mope. // again, you called it as I did

c) Boba Fett

I prefer not to have my gifts delivered on top of a guided missile fired from a jetpacking maniac. // word

d) Katherine Janeway (must have some talent somewhere)

Ruins Christmas. Possibly through timetravel. // I really didn't need anything more than an arbitrary Voyager reference to convince me of the same

e) Seven of nine

Tries to get into the "Christmas spirit" with some Glühwein. Gets drunk on one glass (canon!), pukes in the tree, passes out. // news to me [canon]; point

f) Yoda

Gets mistaken for an elf and deported to the North Pole. Or the mall.

Yoda does have the force to prevent any involuntary relocations. So Yoda in my book. He's also good around young children.

Out of that list, maybe Janeway. She seems to be one of the few on that list with whom you can have an almost normal conversation (without any moralising, philosophy or guest-killing...)
Though, after watching Hogfather, I really would like my presents to be brought by Death

harbringer wrote:a) Darth Vader

Darth Vader would be so cool to meet ... until he choked me to death.

b) John Luc Picard

He wouldn't do anything bad, but he'd be such an insufferably boring and haughty guest that before he's done reciting Hamlet and discussing French renaissance literature, I might prefer Vader.

c) Boba Fett

He's got cool equipment and probably some great stories to tell, but the risk that he might have a "side mission" is too great.

d) Katherine Janeway (must have some talent somewhere)

No thanks. After all of the side trips to investigate every conceivable anomaly, she wouldn't get to my house until New Year's Eve ... of the following year. And she'd have made so many enemies along the way that I'd have to move out of the city.

e) Seven of nine

She may have great tits but she has the personality of a dead fish, and I'm married anyway.

f) Yoda (mmnn christmas it must be)

Definitely gets my vote. Not only does he have cool powers, but I know he won't use them to kill me.

I'll pick Seven of Nine as long as she's there in a red see through Christmas negligee. Otherwise. . .maybe Yoda.

Darth Wong wrote:

f) Yoda (mmnn christmas it must be)

Definitely gets my vote. Not only does he have cool powers, but I know he won't use them to kill me.

True, but with the Jedi code and all I don't think he'll be using his powers much if at all. He might levitate some rocks for you if you show some potential in The Force and get you started in your training and that's about as far as I see it going. Then there's his unique diction, it'll likely be a hit with your kids but it might drive you nuts after a while.

Yoda, for this list. But if we expand a little bit: Montgomery Scott.

SPC Brungardt wrote:

Bounty wrote:
e) Seven of nine

Tries to get into the "Christmas spirit" with some Glühwein. Gets drunk on one glass (canon!), pukes in the tree, passes out. // news to me [canon]; point

It wasn't even real booze, it was Synthehol!