Football, Football, Football, Football and Football...
Posted: 2003-01-13 08:04pm
Its a world wide sport, but whats your favourite code?
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Ja, but I prefer playing the sport, not watching. Rugby and Football rule.Colonel Olrik wrote:There is only one Football.
It is solely played with the feet.
And sometimes the head.
There is another sport the americans like to call football, but it is really a messed up version of "rugby"
That game stops every 5 seconds, and then you have ads that run for another half hour so the American economy doesn't collapse.RedImperator wrote:I find soccer to be utterly unwatchable. It's fun to play, but just a mind-numbing bore to see. American football is my game of choice (isn't Canadian football basically the same thing as American with five extra yards on each end of the field?). Go Eagles!
You have to know how to watch football. The breaks between plays are for cheering and high fiving your friends (good play), or screaming at the TV and calling the coach/players/refs/other team/God/all of the above names that would make your mother cry if she heard you say it, provided she isn't right there with you saying worse (bad play). The commercial breaks are for getting more beer and oogling chicks in beer commercials (anyone see the new Miller Lite commercial, with the two chicks wrestling in the fountain? ). Halftime is for refilling the chip bowl and taking a cigarette break.Admiral Valdemar wrote:That game stops every 5 seconds, and then you have ads that run for another half hour so the American economy doesn't collapse.RedImperator wrote:I find soccer to be utterly unwatchable. It's fun to play, but just a mind-numbing bore to see. American football is my game of choice (isn't Canadian football basically the same thing as American with five extra yards on each end of the field?). Go Eagles!
But then watching any sport is boring unless a streaker runs on...
Ah, I see. Then you need to know how to watch soccer - from the terrace. It's the only wayRedImperator wrote:You have to know how to watch football. The breaks between plays are for cheering and high fiving your friends (good play), or screaming at the TV and calling the coach/players/refs/other team/God/all of the above names that would make your mother cry if she heard you say it, provided she isn't right there with you saying worse (bad play). The commercial breaks are for getting more beer and oogling chicks in beer commercials (anyone see the new Miller Lite commercial, with the two chicks wrestling in the fountain? ). Halftime is for refilling the chip bowl and taking a cigarette break.Admiral Valdemar wrote:That game stops every 5 seconds, and then you have ads that run for another half hour so the American economy doesn't collapse.RedImperator wrote:I find soccer to be utterly unwatchable. It's fun to play, but just a mind-numbing bore to see. American football is my game of choice (isn't Canadian football basically the same thing as American with five extra yards on each end of the field?). Go Eagles!
But then watching any sport is boring unless a streaker runs on...
Yes, the only football worth watching.jegs2 wrote:To be more specific: American College Football!
Good team, good team! (I'm originally from Hatboro)RedImperator wrote:Go Eagles!
I suppose football would suck if your team never wins or has no tradition of winning, but when your team has a tradition as deep as the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide, well then, football takes on a special significance. I will agree with you in reference to pro football, which ceased to interest me in the 80's...Spanky The Dolphin wrote:None.
I hate sports (except for ping pong and pool).
American football is the most mind-numbingly boring sport to watch. Especially if you have a really good team against one that totally sucks. In my opinion, if you're going to end with like 47-0 in the fourth, you might as well end the game at half time and tell everyone to go home.
There's also the fact that it takes fucking forever to go 15 minutes...
OK, if you want, coz I may hate football, but I don't hate LiverpoolCrown wrote:You'll NEVER walk alone....
Should I continue?