Massive Purge of Useless Inactive Users

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2007-01-17 09:17pm

The Great Purge has commenced anew! Today, the 17th day of January, in the year [2007], I have gazed at our memberlist and found more than one thousand users to be useless, redundant, and therefore fit for termination.

These users, numbering one thousand one hundred and twenty, have been terminated in our special Inactive User Gas Chamber, and their teeth are being searched for gold fillings as we speak.

That is all.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-01-17 09:34pm

Oh thank you Emperor! Those russian spammer fuckholes have been getting on my tits ever since they found our board!!

FUCK YOU SPAMMERS!

Boyish-Tigerlilly · Post by **Boyish-Tigerlilly** » 2007-01-17 09:36pm

I am confused. Is this a purge from this year, or the previous year?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-01-17 09:37pm

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-01-17 09:40pm

Note the accelerating curve starting in August.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2007-01-17 09:43pm

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

No wonder why I have felt a hole in my heart since that month of April.

HSRTG · Post by **HSRTG** » 2007-01-17 09:51pm

Hail, hail to our benevolent dictator!

But it's 2007

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Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-01-17 09:56pm

Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2007-01-17 10:12pm

*Reads title, gasps*

Whew. Good thing I fled to the British Mandate before this one went off.

Hail the leader! He bestrides our board like a collossus. A colossus with a really big gun that shoots everyone with 0 posts beneath his legs. Or something. I dunno. Shakespeare never witnessed genocide before. No quote really fits...

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-17 11:07pm

Wow. Over a thousand. Its been a while since we had a good purge.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-17 11:08pm

Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

Probably zero posts but not ones who signed up within the last couple months.

J · Post by J » 2007-01-17 11:10pm

Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

Yup, and also the users on the Secret Ban List.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-01-17 11:14pm

J wrote:
Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?
Yup, and also the users on the Secret Ban List.

How come I didn't know about this "Secret Ban List"?

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2007-01-17 11:24pm

And now scenario in the "SD.net goes somewere" threads have become slightly less unstable.

Zor

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2007-01-17 11:34pm

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-01-17 11:47pm

What about users who were never activated in the first place? My brother recently e-mailed me about this, and he was concerned.

EDIT: Never mind. I have my answer.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2007-01-18 12:16am

Excellent we shall feast upon their corpses....what? No one else was seriously thinking of some good old fashioned corpse-burgers and finger fries?

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2007-01-18 12:24am

CmdrWilkens wrote:Excellent we shall feast upon their corpses....what? No one else was seriously thinking of some good old fashioned corpse-burgers and finger fries?

Honestly, no. While I am somewhat fond of long pork, the idea of sucking down such underfed and malnourished morsels fills me with revulsion. I was thinking of something more like Mr Degan's post, or perhaps making up several sacks of ears, a la the Great Khan. Hell, perhaps we could get together some boards, some nails, and a few dozen feet and make a macabre centipede.

Hawkwings · Post by **Hawkwings** » 2007-01-18 12:38am

Or we could, y'know, just loot the bodies. I mean *someone* has got to have gold filings in their teeth, even if they don't have anything else!

Otherwise, we could just sell the slightly used organs on ebay or something.

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2007-01-18 12:44am

Hawkwings wrote:Otherwise, we could just sell the slightly used organs on ebay or something.

Gadzooks! I never thought of that! We could make millions for clearing out our undesirables! Win-win! *dances merry jig*

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2007-01-18 01:17am

Darth Servo wrote:
J wrote:
Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?
Yup, and also the users on the Secret Ban List.
How come I didn't know about this "Secret Ban List"?

Because it's secret. Duh.

ROAR!!!!! says GOJIRA!!!!!

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2007-01-18 01:21am

Yay and the forums ran red with the blood of the useless and did the remaining members of the holy board did throw up a cheer unto the heavens in thanks to the Divine Administrator who had lain his hand upon the land and swept it clean of the chaff.

Alerik the Fortunate · Post by **Alerik the Fortunate** » 2007-01-18 01:28am

Who, being naughty in his sight, did snuff it. In thy mercy lord.

Fingolfin_Noldor · Post by **Fingolfin_Noldor** » 2007-01-18 01:48am

Why kill them out right and instead set up a Roman Colosseum and we have some blood sport? After all, Lions chasing fools round has always been great natural selection on an accelerator pad.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2007-01-18 01:58am

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Why kill them out right and instead set up a Roman Colosseum and we have some blood sport? After all, Lions chasing fools round has always been great natural selection on an accelerator pad.

We do that with people from 2005-2006.