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The Great Purge has commenced anew! Today, the 17th day of January, in the year [2007], I have gazed at our memberlist and found more than one thousand users to be useless, redundant, and therefore fit for termination.

These users, numbering one thousand one hundred and twenty, have been terminated in our special Inactive User Gas Chamber, and their teeth are being searched for gold fillings as we speak.

That is all.

Oh thank you Emperor! Those russian spammer fuckholes have been getting on my tits ever since they found our board!!

FUCK YOU SPAMMERS!

I am confused. Is this a purge from this year, or the previous year?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Note the accelerating curve starting in August.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

No wonder why I have felt a hole in my heart since that month of April.

Hail, hail to our benevolent dictator!

But it's 2007 .

Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

*Reads title, gasps*

Whew. Good thing I fled to the British Mandate before this one went off.



Hail the leader! He bestrides our board like a collossus. A colossus with a really big gun that shoots everyone with 0 posts beneath his legs. Or something. I dunno. Shakespeare never witnessed genocide before. No quote really fits...

Wow. Over a thousand. Its been a while since we had a good purge.

Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

Probably zero posts but not ones who signed up within the last couple months.

Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

Yup, and also the users on the Secret Ban List.

J wrote:

Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

Yup, and also the users on the Secret Ban List.

How come I didn't know about this "Secret Ban List"?

And now scenario in the "SD.net goes somewere" threads have become slightly less unstable.

Zor

What about users who were never activated in the first place? My brother recently e-mailed me about this, and he was concerned.

EDIT: Never mind. I have my answer.

Excellent we shall feast upon their corpses....what? No one else was seriously thinking of some good old fashioned corpse-burgers and finger fries?

CmdrWilkens wrote:Excellent we shall feast upon their corpses....what? No one else was seriously thinking of some good old fashioned corpse-burgers and finger fries?

Honestly, no. While I am somewhat fond of long pork, the idea of sucking down such underfed and malnourished morsels fills me with revulsion. I was thinking of something more like Mr Degan's post, or perhaps making up several sacks of ears, a la the Great Khan. Hell, perhaps we could get together some boards, some nails, and a few dozen feet and make a macabre centipede.

Or we could, y'know, just loot the bodies. I mean *someone* has got to have gold filings in their teeth, even if they don't have anything else!

Otherwise, we could just sell the slightly used organs on ebay or something.

Hawkwings wrote:Otherwise, we could just sell the slightly used organs on ebay or something.

Gadzooks! I never thought of that! We could make millions for clearing out our undesirables! Win-win! *dances merry jig*

Darth Servo wrote:

J wrote:

Stark wrote:Is this like the other purges, ie users with zero posts?

Yup, and also the users on the Secret Ban List.

How come I didn't know about this "Secret Ban List"?

Because it's secret. Duh.


ROAR!!!!! says GOJIRA!!!!!

Yay and the forums ran red with the blood of the useless and did the remaining members of the holy board did throw up a cheer unto the heavens in thanks to the Divine Administrator who had lain his hand upon the land and swept it clean of the chaff.

Who, being naughty in his sight, did snuff it. In thy mercy lord.

Why kill them out right and instead set up a Roman Colosseum and we have some blood sport? After all, Lions chasing fools round has always been great natural selection on an accelerator pad.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Why kill them out right and instead set up a Roman Colosseum and we have some blood sport? After all, Lions chasing fools round has always been great natural selection on an accelerator pad.

We do that with people from 2005-2006.