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Hehe, your robot name

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http://www.brunching.com/cgi/cyborger.cgi

I am:
Humanoid Designed for Sabotage

And LOL, typed in wong to see what I got, ROFL!

Link fixed. ~Crayz9000
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broken link

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Dude you missed an I in the url...

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/cyborger.cgi

:D

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Mr Bean wrote:broken link
Beat you to it :)

For the record...

R.A.G.L.E.: Robotic Android Generated for Logical Exploration
or
H.A.N.S.E.N.: Hydraulic Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Exploration Neohuman
or
C.R.A.Y.Z.: Cybernetic Robotic Android Yearning for Zoology
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S.H.E.P.P.A.R.D.: Synthetic Hydraulic Entity Programmed for Potential Assassination and Rational Destruction
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Now that the link is fixed, I got this:

Mechanical Android Trained for Troubleshooting

I tried other names:

D.A.R.K.S.T.A.R.: Digital Artificial Replicant Keen on Scientific Troubleshooting and Accurate Repair

Not too accurate of a description of him, though.
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Oh yeah, want some fun?

D.A.R.K.S.T.A.R.: Digital Artificial Replicant Keen on Scientific Troubleshooting and Accurate Repair

This is a keeper:
R.S.A.: Robotic Synthetic Android
Sums him up, huh?

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Now that the link is fixed, I got this:

Mechanical Android Trained for Troubleshooting

I tried other names:

D.A.R.K.S.T.A.R.: Digital Artificial Replicant Keen on Scientific Troubleshooting and Accurate Repair

Not too accurate of a description of him, though.
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M.R.B.E.A.N.: Mechanical Robotic Being Engineered for Assassination and Nullification

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T.E.D.: Troubleshooting and Exploration Device

Damn that!
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Digital Android Responsible for Killing and Peacekeeping/Robotic Intelligent Machine Used for Sabotage

Interesting paradox there... no doubt I'm a product of the United States... :roll:
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Well, this one was just the most hilarious:
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W.E.E.M.A.D.A.N.D.O.: Wireless Electronic Exploration and Mathematics Android/Digital Artificial Neohuman Designed for Observation
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N.E.O.P.H.Y.T.E.: Networked Electronic Organism Programmed for Hazardous Yardwork and Terran Exploration
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HAHAHAHAHA, our local assassin is a yardworker!!!!!!!
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Raxmei: Robotic Android eXperienced Mathematics and Efficient Infiltration

Henry: Humanoid Engineered for Nocturnal Repair and Yardwork

Mundstock: Machine Used for Nocturnal Destruction and Sabotage/Technician Optimized for Calculation and Killing
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K.E.E.V.A.N.: Kinetic Electronic Efficient Violence and Assassination Neohuman

Hmm....it does sound like a fun job.....
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Ted wrote:Image

HAHAHAHAHA, our local assassin is a yardworker!!!!!!!
Weeding out the undesirables?
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C.A.O.I.M.H.I.N.: Cybernetic Artificial Organism Intended for Mandatory Harm and Intensive Nullification

F.E.A.R.G.H.U.L.: Functional Electronic Android Responsible for Galactic Harm and Ultimate Learning

I think I prefer my other psuedonym for this little thing though.....
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Rat: Robotic Artificial Technician

That sounds like it could describe an actual sci-fi object. Like those mouse things that do maintenance on the Death Star.
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N.E.X.T.O.F.K.I.N.:
Networked Electronic Xenomorph Trained for Observation/Functional Killing and Infiltration Neohuman

Hmmm...
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Raxmei wrote:Rat: Robotic Artificial Technician

That sounds like it could describe an actual sci-fi object. Like those mouse things that do maintenance on the Death Star.
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N.E.O.O.L.O.N.G.: Networked Electronic Organism Optimized for Logical Observation and Nocturnal Gratification

How, accurate. :D
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HTML doesn't work, dumbass :) ~Crayz9000

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A.R.M.O.R.P.I.E.R.C.E.: Artificial Robotic Machine Optimized for Repair/Positronic Individual Engineered for Repair and Ceaseless Exploration
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