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Bring me Chef Boyardee's head, and you will be well paid. That assmonkey fucked up perfectly good Beefaroni, damnit. :evil:

There I am, eating some new Beefaroni, and I noticed they were larger than usual, and quite bland. Then I noticed the sauce tasted like shit. "New heartier sauce" states the can... WTF!? :evil: Hearty my ass, this shit tasted like the shittiest shit that was ever shitted out of Boyardee's shitty ass. Holy shit, how shitty can shit sauce get?

Anyways, down to business. $50,000.00 for the intact head ($10,000 bonus if preserved, stuffed, and mounted). $30,000.00 for partially intact, $10,000.00 if you only have proof of death. You can use whatever methods you wish and work with any assosciates you may have, so long as nothing is traced back to me. You have two weeks.




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Learn to cook. At college I can rarely afford stuff like that and I've learned to make better stuff for cheaper anyways.
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Stormbringer wrote:Learn to cook. At college I can rarely afford stuff like that and I've learned to make better stuff for cheaper anyways.
Amen to that. If you have any questions regarding the kitchen, ask me via PM,I'm here ALL the effing time. :D
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Does it say that there's only 2 replies to this thread for anyone else?




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XaLEv wrote:Does it say that there's only 2 replies to this thread for anyone else?
Well, there were only two for you. There are four now.



no it says three, its one behind
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The Chef has fucked up all that is. First the Ravioli, then the Chilli Mac and now your god damned Beefaroni. Is there no end to this madness!!!

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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:The Chef has fucked up all that is. First the Ravioli, then the Chilli Mac and now your god damned Beefaroni. Is there no end to this madness!!!
It was pretty fucked up to begin with. After the age of 15, I had to be drunk, or stoned, or both just to gag it down. :x
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This beefaroni hasn't got anything to do with Proctor and Gamble, has it?

Sounds like a package for advertising rather than something decent to eat.
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If you all don't like it then don't buy it. Why bother bitching and talking of assasination when you can just buy your own food?
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Stormbringer wrote:If you all don't like it then don't buy it. Why bother bitching and talking of assasination when you can just buy your own food?
Probably because it says "New heartier sauce"????

Any companies that bullshitting about their products and give horrible experience to the people buying those products should go to hell, IMHO.
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JediNeophyte wrote:Bring me Chef Boyardee's head, and you will be well paid. That assmonkey fucked up perfectly good Beefaroni, damnit. :evil:

There I am, eating some new Beefaroni, and I noticed they were larger than usual, and quite bland. Then I noticed the sauce tasted like shit. "New heartier sauce" states the can... WTF!? :evil: Hearty my ass, this shit tasted like the shittiest shit that was ever shitted out of Boyardee's shitty ass. Holy shit, how shitty can shit sauce get?

Anyways, down to business. $50,000.00 for the intact head ($10,000 bonus if preserved, stuffed, and mounted). $30,000.00 for partially intact, $10,000.00 if you only have proof of death. You can use whatever methods you wish and work with any assosciates you may have, so long as nothing is traced back to me. You have two weeks.




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You know what they say...anything you have to slave over is worth the hassle..and always tastes better....unless it happens to be chinese....*drool*

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JediNeophyte wrote:Bring me Chef Boyardee's head, and you will be well paid. That assmonkey fucked up perfectly good Beefaroni, damnit. :evil:

Anyways, down to business. $50,000.00 for the intact head ($10,000 bonus if preserved, stuffed, and mounted). $30,000.00 for partially intact, $10,000.00 if you only have proof of death. You can use whatever methods you wish and work with any assosciates you may have, so long as nothing is traced back to me. You have two weeks.
*walks in and tosses the head onto the counter next to the ravioli*

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If I am going to eat any canned food, it would be soup. If I want ravioli, I'll buy it in the frozen foods aisle. Now that you've warned me, I'll stay away from Chef Boyardee. He has become more of a dirty short-order cook now.
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