The anti-SUV campaign
Posted: 2003-01-16 10:15pm
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I don't often deal with tanks in the city. I do, however, routinely have to peer around some jack-ass in a gigantic Ford Expedition (spotlessly clean, with no passengers of course, having never seen anything but city streets in its lifetime) turning left on the opposite side of the intersection while I'm waiting to turn left going the other way. Why can't I go? Because I can't see around the fucking giant asshole to tell whether there's any goddamned traffic coming!!!Sea Skimmer wrote:Currently its legal to drive tanks on city streets in both the UK and USA, probably some other countries as well. Why don't the morons go attack people who drive vehicles that often get mileage measured in gallons per mile first?
Invest in a periscope. You can get cars with FLIR and a HUD now, shouldn't be to much of a problume.Darth Wong wrote:I don't often deal with tanks in the city. I do, however, routinely have to peer around some jack-ass in a gigantic Ford Expedition (spotlessly clean, with no passengers of course, having never seen anything but city streets in its lifetime) turning left on the opposite side of the intersection while I'm waiting to turn left going the other way. Why can't I go? Because I can't see around the fucking giant asshole to tell whether there's any goddamned traffic coming!!!Sea Skimmer wrote:Currently its legal to drive tanks on city streets in both the UK and USA, probably some other countries as well. Why don't the morons go attack people who drive vehicles that often get mileage measured in gallons per mile first?
I say invest in a howitzer! There's nothing quite like the sound of a 120 mm shell ripping through a vehicle in your way like it were made of tinfoil (which most new vehicles do seem to be made of, oddly enough,)Sea Skimmer wrote:Invest in a periscope. You can get cars with FLIR and a HUD now, shouldn't be to much of a problume.Darth Wong wrote:I don't often deal with tanks in the city. I do, however, routinely have to peer around some jack-ass in a gigantic Ford Expedition (spotlessly clean, with no passengers of course, having never seen anything but city streets in its lifetime) turning left on the opposite side of the intersection while I'm waiting to turn left going the other way. Why can't I go? Because I can't see around the fucking giant asshole to tell whether there's any goddamned traffic coming!!!Sea Skimmer wrote:Currently its legal to drive tanks on city streets in both the UK and USA, probably some other countries as well. Why don't the morons go attack people who drive vehicles that often get mileage measured in gallons per mile first?
I noticed that old cars tend to be more damage-resistant. What caused the big change?say invest in a howitzer! There's nothing quite like the sound of a 120 mm shell ripping through a vehicle in your way like it were made of tinfoil (which most new vehicles do seem to be made of, oddly enough,)
Change in materials. Old cars are made from strong metals. There is so much aluminum and plastic and stuff in new cars.jaeger115 wrote:I noticed that old cars tend to be more damage-resistant. What caused the big change?say invest in a howitzer! There's nothing quite like the sound of a 120 mm shell ripping through a vehicle in your way like it were made of tinfoil (which most new vehicles do seem to be made of, oddly enough,)
I take exception to that. I'm planning to get an MBA eventually and I like cars. Especially well made cars.Darth Wong wrote:You can thank the stock market, corporate strategy which is based on short-term profits, and people with the letters "MBA" on their resumes.
Of fuck don't get me started on that .... exact same problem- except it's not a Ford Expedition most of the time.Darth Wong wrote: I don't often deal with tanks in the city. I do, however, routinely have to peer around some jack-ass in a gigantic Ford Expedition (spotlessly clean, with no passengers of course, having never seen anything but city streets in its lifetime) turning left on the opposite side of the intersection while I'm waiting to turn left going the other way. Why can't I go? Because I can't see around the fucking giant asshole to tell whether there's any goddamned traffic coming!!!
Maybe they like driving around in something that won't crumple in a crash,Dalton wrote:The other day I saw a five foot two woman climbing out of a monster pickup truck. What the hell are these people, these soft suburbanites, doing with these huge trucks? JMFC, why must people always be trend-zombies?
You haven't seen the Seinfeld episode on it?Sea Skimmer wrote:
Invest in a periscope. You can get cars with FLIR and a HUD now, shouldn't be to much of a problume.
Almost the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Well not really.....but it's up there.
And how many SUVs are used for that purpose, as opposed to a vehicle one person uses to travel to and from work? And what makes you think that SUVs are somehow going to be better protection in a crash? Aren't SUVs nothing more than a car chassis with a big outer shell?MKSheppard wrote:Maybe they like driving around in something that won't crumple in a crash, and like having the massive cargo space to haul shit around in?Dalton wrote:The other day I saw a five foot two woman climbing out of a monster pickup truck. What the hell are these people, these soft suburbanites, doing with these huge trucks? JMFC, why must people always be trend-zombies?
It depends on the SUV. Light ones, like the Ford Explod--er, I mean Explorer, are built on a very light and worthless chassis. Larger ones, like the Suburban and Expedition, are built on heavier, more durable truck chassis.Dalton wrote:And what makes you think that SUVs are somehow going to be better protection in a crash? Aren't SUVs nothing more than a car chassis with a big outer shell?