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[quote="Xisiqomelir"][/quote]

Oh, great. A newbie who has a mind flayer for an avatar.

*dons highly enchanted and greased helmet*
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Oh, great. A newbie who has a mind flayer for an avatar.
Well, I lurked at PA for a long time, so I thought it would be better to jump in and start posting rather than to inflict a "Hi, I'm new" thread on the board.
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Xisiqomelir wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
Oh, great. A newbie who has a mind flayer for an avatar.
Well, I lurked at PA for a long time, so I thought it would be better to jump in and start posting rather than to inflict a "Hi, I'm new" thread on the board.
Nice try at avoiding getting poked. Now feel the cleansing power of pure thermonuclear fire!

*watches mushroom cloud appear over Xi's position*

Consider yourself poked.

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Xisiqomelir wrote:Well, I lurked at PA for a long time, so I thought it would be better to jump in and start posting rather than to inflict a "Hi, I'm new" thread on the board.
Don't worry, it wasn't personal. I just have a history of bad experiences with mind flayers from NetHack...
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What the fuck is a mind flayer?
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D&D RPG creature. Has psychic attacks.

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Beowulf wrote:
Xisiqomelir wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
Oh, great. A newbie who has a mind flayer for an avatar.
Well, I lurked at PA for a long time, so I thought it would be better to jump in and start posting rather than to inflict a "Hi, I'm new" thread on the board.
Nice try at avoiding getting poked. Now feel the cleansing power of pure thermonuclear fire!

*watches mushroom cloud appear over Xi's position*

Consider yourself poked.

Oh, and welcome.
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Exonerate wrote:D&D RPG creature. Has psychic attacks.
And likes to eat brains...
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Hmmm wouldn't find much a snack in DS now would they? :P

But yes, nasty suckers...with their blasted psi attack and brain eating...though they do worship a giant brain mass...sorta ironic as I see it.
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Ghost Rider wrote:But yes, nasty suckers...with their blasted psi attack and brain eating...though they do worship a giant brain mass...sorta ironic as I see it.
They're usually the first species to be genocided in any NetHack game I do. Otherwise, it usually takes two or three whacks with a weapon like Grayswandir or Frost Brand to bring them down, and by that point they've usually dropped a few intelligence points and given my character amnesia... :evil:
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Well I can see why :D

...though why when I think of them the whole Zombie "Brains...BRAINS!!" always rings a bell in my head.

Either way...I hate the suckers in BG2 where they have multiple spell immunities...and if I'm lucky only one character has gone stupid on me.
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Well don't just stand there! Quick *poke* it before it gets away!

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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Well don't just stand there! Quick *poke* it before it gets away!
But we don't know where it's been!
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How dangerous could it possibly be? It's purple. :D
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It's all fun and games poking the newbies....

....until someone pokes a newbie that's made of nitroglycerine.
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Mindflayers secretly want to be Deepones and Starspawn....
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Ghost Rider wrote:Well I can see why :D

...though why when I think of them the whole Zombie "Brains...BRAINS!!" always rings a bell in my head.

Either way...I hate the suckers in BG2 where they have multiple spell immunities...and if I'm lucky only one character has gone stupid on me.
Haha, I loved my BG2 campaign. My main character was a kensai with 18s in everything that counts, but a wisdom of 2...

... guess how many times he was charmed and slaughtered my entire party (I'm talking about 8 or 9 attacks per round :P)
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neoolong wrote:How dangerous could it possibly be? It's purple. :D
But Mindflayers look like Cthulhu without wings.... And by the way, not all Mindflayers are purple. (The 3rd Edition Monster Manual depicts a Mindflayer with green skin)
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Mind flayers are pieces of shit. I had to fight my way through a sewer full of them in "Baldur's Gate II."
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Master of Ossus wrote:Mind flayers are pieces of shit. I had to fight my way through a sewer full of them in "Baldur's Gate II."
There's nothing like getting mobbed by 2 master mind flayers and a few underlings (all summoned by an arch-lich) in NetHack. If you don't have a wand of death (or the spell finger of death) and that happens... you can kiss your brain goodbye.
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:Mind flayers are pieces of shit. I had to fight my way through a sewer full of them in "Baldur's Gate II."
There's nothing like getting mobbed by 2 master mind flayers and a few underlings (all summoned by an arch-lich) in NetHack. If you don't have a wand of death (or the spell finger of death) and that happens... you can kiss your brain goodbye.
The first time I fought one of them, they instantly confused my half-orc fighter who went around bashing everyone with a Crom Faeyr, killed my mage, and seriously injured my archer. When I finally made it through the fucking sewer, though, it was worth it. That place has AWESOME loot.
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Yeah the sewer section does have some great loot...personally though I hate the Drow city area(if you take up that route)...the loot isn't worth the pain.

And less said about ToB special fun area...the better
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neoolong wrote:How dangerous could it possibly be? It's purple. :D
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Oh jeebus forgot Spelljammer's...SHIPLOADS of them.

Ugh somehow a raiding party of those bastards would make me want to develop a Nuke equal in SJ.
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