Absolute BEST Way You Got Woke Up!
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Absolute BEST Way You Got Woke Up!
What's the best way ever that someone woke you up?
Mine happened today. My bf brought a cute Indian boi to bed as I was starting to wake up. Then we had a nice menage a trois. Actually it was a bit one-sided because me and my bf both fucked him. I almost woke up two other guys who were sleeping in the other bed in the same room (We have a small apartment fulla guys).I told him afterwards that was the best wake-up call I ever got.
The best part? It was all Anal Sex!!!
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Mine happened today. My bf brought a cute Indian boi to bed as I was starting to wake up. Then we had a nice menage a trois. Actually it was a bit one-sided because me and my bf both fucked him. I almost woke up two other guys who were sleeping in the other bed in the same room (We have a small apartment fulla guys).I told him afterwards that was the best wake-up call I ever got.
The best part? It was all Anal Sex!!!
Oh, and Kojikun, read this sign:
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I always wake alone. give me time!
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Waking up to cinnamon rolls baking. Oooh yeah
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Waking up and not having to get up for six more hours
Ooooh yeah...
(Sorry Fokes but Sleep is SLEEP, I'm trying to bloody sleep here! If I wanted some I would have asked!)
Ooooh yeah...
(Sorry Fokes but Sleep is SLEEP, I'm trying to bloody sleep here! If I wanted some I would have asked!)
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I KNEW it. I just KNEW it. I saw the thread title, saw who wrote it, and I thought, 'this is going to be about men buggering each other'
OK, my best is being woken up by a kiss. Actually, it was my first biyf, and he wasn't great, but by the time we actually slept together (literally, not a euphemism) I'd trained him well.
OR the first ever time I woke up next to RoJoMu. I'm always the first awake, but even asleep, he's heaven ot wake up next to.
OK, my best is being woken up by a kiss. Actually, it was my first biyf, and he wasn't great, but by the time we actually slept together (literally, not a euphemism) I'd trained him well.
OR the first ever time I woke up next to RoJoMu. I'm always the first awake, but even asleep, he's heaven ot wake up next to.
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Waking up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, with the Sun shining through the windows. You know you had a fucking good sleep when you wake up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Of course, if I can convince Rebecca to give me a blowjob in the morning, that's even better
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The last day of my Junior year of HS, which was a Thursday. I partied all night, got drunk fell asleep, and woke up on my host's living room floor with my girfriend in my arms. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, I realized "Hey, there's no torture building today!" And to top it off, my girfriend woke up horny. Yeeha!
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. . . Im still trying to decide if that would be cool or not.
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Not always, I once slept though a blowjob and didn't wake up until I ejaculated, and right after that I dropped off to sleep again. In my defense it was 1st year university and I was really partied the night before.Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.
It's nice to have sex as soon as I wake up but it sucks that I have to hurry things since I usually need to take a big piss when I wake up. I've woken up to blowjobs, sex, and having breasts in my face, and while that's all enjoyable and everything, I still like snuggles best.
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Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.