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Absolute BEST Way You Got Woke Up!

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

What's the best way ever that someone woke you up?

Mine happened today. My bf brought a cute Indian boi to bed as I was starting to wake up. Then we had a nice menage a trois. Actually it was a bit one-sided because me and my bf both fucked him. I almost woke up two other guys who were sleeping in the other bed in the same room (We have a small apartment fulla guys).I told him afterwards that was the best wake-up call I ever got. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The best part? It was all Anal Sex!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Dammit, this puts my "waking-to-a-model-blowing-you" scenario to shame now.

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I always wake alone. give me time!
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I passed out a party once. I woke up to having my dick being sucked. At first, I thought it was my straight friend who had passed out in another room. Turned out to be a complete stranger........
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Ok my awaking to the U2 - With or Without You while holding my g/f of the time in my arms.
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Waking up to cinnamon rolls baking. Oooh yeah :)
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Being woken up by someone telling me it's a snow day and I don't have to go to school.
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Waking up w/ my GF in my arms...

not that this has actually occured in the morning...

But it has happened...
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Frank Hipper wrote:I passed out a party once. I woke up to having my dick being sucked. At first, I thought it was my straight friend who had passed out in another room. Turned out to be a complete stranger........
NICE!!! Either way is phun!
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Post by Mr Bean »

Waking up and not having to get up for six more hours

Ooooh yeah... 8)

(Sorry Fokes but Sleep is SLEEP, I'm trying to bloody sleep here! If I wanted some I would have asked!)

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I KNEW it. I just KNEW it. I saw the thread title, saw who wrote it, and I thought, 'this is going to be about men buggering each other'

OK, my best is being woken up by a kiss. Actually, it was my first biyf, and he wasn't great, but by the time we actually slept together (literally, not a euphemism) I'd trained him well.

OR the first ever time I woke up next to RoJoMu. I'm always the first awake, but even asleep, he's heaven ot wake up next to.
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Waking up with my GF's nice warm body snuggled up against me. Nothing better than that for me.
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Andrew J. wrote:Being woken up by someone telling me it's a snow day and I don't have to go to school.
Cannot beat that.
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Post by Darth Wong »

Waking up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, with the Sun shining through the windows. You know you had a fucking good sleep when you wake up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Of course, if I can convince Rebecca to give me a blowjob in the morning, that's even better :)
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The last day of my Junior year of HS, which was a Thursday. I partied all night, got drunk fell asleep, and woke up on my host's living room floor with my girfriend in my arms. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, I realized "Hey, there's no torture building today!" And to top it off, my girfriend woke up horny. Yeeha! :twisted:
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Blowjob in the morning. And she didn't leave a mess... :P
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EmperorMing wrote:Blowjob in the morning. And she didn't leave a mess... :P
Want to show a man you like him; then spit. Show him you love him; swallow instead. To show him you're really a pro; gargle.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Want to show a man you like him; then spit. Show him you love him; swallow instead. To show him you're really a pro; gargle.
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Uh....I agree with the first two, but the third one: yuck!
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. . . Im still trying to decide if that would be cool or not.
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Both best and worst would be waking up sick. I didn't have to go to school, but felt really miserable for a long time...

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Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.
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Best way to wake up?


Staying asleep.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Best way to wake up?


Staying asleep.
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Post by salm »

Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.
yup, even if it´s 3 a clock in the morning.
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Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.
Not always, I once slept though a blowjob and didn't wake up until I ejaculated, and right after that I dropped off to sleep again. In my defense it was 1st year university and I was really partied the night before.

It's nice to have sex as soon as I wake up but it sucks that I have to hurry things since I usually need to take a big piss when I wake up. I've woken up to blowjobs, sex, and having breasts in my face, and while that's all enjoyable and everything, I still like snuggles best.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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