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What's the best way ever that someone woke you up?

Mine happened today. My bf brought a cute Indian boi to bed as I was starting to wake up. Then we had a nice menage a trois. Actually it was a bit one-sided because me and my bf both fucked him. I almost woke up two other guys who were sleeping in the other bed in the same room (We have a small apartment fulla guys).I told him afterwards that was the best wake-up call I ever got.
The best part? It was all Anal Sex!!!

Oh, and Kojikun, read this sign:

Dammit, this puts my "waking-to-a-model-blowing-you" scenario to shame now.

I wanted to look somewhat rebellious!

I always wake alone. give me time!

I passed out a party once. I woke up to having my dick being sucked. At first, I thought it was my straight friend who had passed out in another room. Turned out to be a complete stranger........

Ok my awaking to the U2 - With or Without You while holding my g/f of the time in my arms.

Waking up to cinnamon rolls baking. Oooh yeah

Being woken up by someone telling me it's a snow day and I don't have to go to school.

Waking up w/ my GF in my arms...

not that this has actually occured in the morning...

But it has happened...

Frank Hipper wrote:I passed out a party once. I woke up to having my dick being sucked. At first, I thought it was my straight friend who had passed out in another room. Turned out to be a complete stranger........

NICE!!! Either way is phun!

Waking up and not having to get up for six more hours

Ooooh yeah...

(Sorry Fokes but Sleep is SLEEP, I'm trying to bloody sleep here! If I wanted some I would have asked!)

I KNEW it. I just KNEW it. I saw the thread title, saw who wrote it, and I thought, 'this is going to be about men buggering each other'

OK, my best is being woken up by a kiss. Actually, it was my first biyf, and he wasn't great, but by the time we actually slept together (literally, not a euphemism) I'd trained him well.

OR the first ever time I woke up next to RoJoMu. I'm always the first awake, but even asleep, he's heaven ot wake up next to.

Waking up with my GF's nice warm body snuggled up against me. Nothing better than that for me.

Andrew J. wrote:Being woken up by someone telling me it's a snow day and I don't have to go to school.

Cannot beat that.

Waking up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, with the Sun shining through the windows. You know you had a fucking good sleep when you wake up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Of course, if I can convince Rebecca to give me a blowjob in the morning, that's even better

The last day of my Junior year of HS, which was a Thursday. I partied all night, got drunk fell asleep, and woke up on my host's living room floor with my girfriend in my arms. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, I realized "Hey, there's no torture building today!" And to top it off, my girfriend woke up horny. Yeeha!

Blowjob in the morning. And she didn't leave a mess...

EmperorMing wrote:Blowjob in the morning. And she didn't leave a mess...

Want to show a man you like him; then spit. Show him you love him; swallow instead. To show him you're really a pro; gargle.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Want to show a man you like him; then spit. Show him you love him; swallow instead. To show him you're really a pro; gargle.

Uh....I agree with the first two, but the third one: yuck!

. . . Im still trying to decide if that would be cool or not.

Both best and worst would be waking up sick. I didn't have to go to school, but felt really miserable for a long time...

Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.

Best way to wake up?


Staying asleep.

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Best way to wake up?


Staying asleep.

Here, here!

Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.

yup, even if it´s 3 a clock in the morning.

Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.

Not always, I once slept though a blowjob and didn't wake up until I ejaculated, and right after that I dropped off to sleep again. In my defense it was 1st year university and I was really partied the night before.

It's nice to have sex as soon as I wake up but it sucks that I have to hurry things since I usually need to take a big piss when I wake up. I've woken up to blowjobs, sex, and having breasts in my face, and while that's all enjoyable and everything, I still like snuggles best.