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Let's say that, for whatever reason, you're lying in a hospital bed and are about to draw your last breath. What would you want your last words to be?

Myself, I'd like to gasp out something along the lines of "I'm taking it all with me, you greedy vultures!" Or, if I've been laid low by some sort of foul play, say "Get the bastards for me", right before I die.

Yes, I'm a misanthrope. How could you tell?

if someone's about to kill me? "Do it." Im rather odd that way.

if it's old age or sickness. . .hmm. prolly an apology.

"Shit!"

Short, simple, and to the point.

"Is that a syringe for my euthanasia, or are you just happy to see me?"

good one.

"You're all coming with me..."

And the pin falls from the greneade...

Death in battle: "I'll see you in hell."


Death by accident: "My typical luck."


Death in old age: "See ya around."

"You're letting me die?? I'm soooo going to sue your asses!"

Blow Job, for the love of Bob, a Blow Job, stat.

"I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion..."

Yep, the classic 'Time to Die' line. Heh.

".....Bang"

"Come join me in death."

Heart monitor sees lack of heart activity activates small bomb planted on boddy, bomb explodes.

"Its all just a dream..."

Mr Bean wrote:".....Bang"

That still makes me cry

Mr Bean wrote:".....Bang"

Ah, classic Cowboy Bebop.




"Death is only the beginning."

Colonel Olrik wrote:

Mr Bean wrote:".....Bang"

That still makes me cry

Ditto.

As for what I'd say, it's probably be something along the lines of, "Well, that was fun, I guess." Complete with an eye roll if I die alone, of course. 'Life. Don't talk to me about life...'

Edit: Larz, I'm not sure if this is due to an old avatar of yours or what, but every time I read one of your posts I think of Vicious. Thought I'd share, since we were talking about Bebop and '...Bang' and all that.

"And so it begins."

Scare the living fuck out of whatever nurse is on duty at the time.

I dont intend to die. I cant wait to see humanity either 1) destroy itself or B) go to the stars

besides, how can i rule my evil empire if I'm DEAD?

"I'll be back."

"Death is the greatest adventure of them all."

"Ah, and so it is to be Hell."

(Low and slow)

...If I am on my way to Hell I say only this....
... I regret... NOTHING...

"I've finally found Jesus ... and he's been hiding behind the sofa all along."

Other than by old age/weird illness : Tell them, I'd do it again if I had to.