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It is finally snowing in this fair fucking town. Last week it was goddamned cold with rain. Counties around us, tennessee, counties below us all got a little of the white stuff on the ground, but what did we get? Sleet and rain. Fuck. Right now though, the ground is white. Granted it's not more than 1/2" but still. It was almost a year ago when anything remotely this close came, and that was about four years if not more since the time before that. Unfortunately my plan did not work. I rushed outside with my digital camera, a black pit coat that is down to my feet and has a hood and threw some batteries in one of my lightsabres. I'm backlit, but nothing more than a silouhette with an orange beam coming from my arms. heh. I turned the flash on, but to no prevail. Damn floodlights. What about the rest of you fucktards. Any snow out there?

Bastard.

No.

There's been no fucking snow that's been able to build up on the God damn fucking ground.

I think they've even declared drought advisories in some areas... This Winter sucks.

What makes it even worse that it's been so fucking cold this week.

Arizona=Sonoran desert=no snow. It was 71 degrees farenheit here today. You poor bastards.

I'm in New Mexico. There was snow.... in the mountains.

75 here in Orange County, CA and its supposed to be warmer tomorrow while I lounge @ Dana Point.

UpNorth Coast and Midwest Coast = Suckaz!

Um, Fanboy, there's no "coast" in the Midwest...

And some of us are pissed that it isn't snowing.

What is it with Westerners and Southerners and their hatred of snow?

There's snow here in Boulder.


















You can have it if you want.

Frank Hipper wrote:Arizona=Sonoran desert=no snow. It was 71 degrees farenheit here today. You poor bastards.

They get snow in Mexico, it can happen to you!

We've got snow. What the fuck is winter without snow? Cold weather toughens you up; you are not a real man until you've shovelled 500 pounds of wet snow off your driveway with no jacket on.

Darth Wong wrote:We've got snow. What the fuck is winter without snow? Cold weather toughens you up; you are not a real man until you've shovelled 500 pounds of wet snow off your driveway with no jacket on.

Fuck that shit. That's what a snowblower is for.

MKSheppard wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:We've got snow. What the fuck is winter without snow? Cold weather toughens you up; you are not a real man until you've shovelled 500 pounds of wet snow off your driveway with no jacket on.

Fuck that shit. That's what a snowblower is for.

Pussy.

Darth Wong wrote:We've got snow. What the fuck is winter without snow? Cold weather toughens you up; you are not a real man until you've shovelled 500 pounds of wet snow off your driveway with no jacket on.

You're not a real man until you've broken up a lake of ice six inches deep and hauled it into the yard in freezing cold.

Darth Wong wrote:We've got snow. What the fuck is winter without snow? Cold weather toughens you up; you are not a real man until you've shovelled 500 pounds of wet snow off your driveway with no jacket on.

Been there done that...

MKSheppard wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:We've got snow. What the fuck is winter without snow? Cold weather toughens you up; you are not a real man until you've shovelled 500 pounds of wet snow off your driveway with no jacket on.

Fuck that shit. That's what a snowblower is for.

Snowblower?

We've got shitloads of snow here right now, and more ice than anybody really cares to think about. The whole Gulf of Finland was frozen over in the three weeks of -25 C and below temperatures we had around Christmas and New Year, and is staying that way until spring. Ship traffic is in trouble, but we've managed to keep the ports open. The Russians are fucked, though, they don't have enough ice-breaking ships. I tell you, going out in when it's -30 C outside and winds going at 20 m/s isn't fun.

But yes, there must be snow and cold during winter, I HATE slushy, sleety winters with temps hovering around zero or a little above. Between -5 and -10 C is best.

Edi

I had my fill of snow during the winter I spent in Illinois. You can keep it.

Nah, you're not a real man until you've masturbated in your backyard on christmas morning while the temperature is 10 degrees below freezing not counting the wind while wearing little more than a tshirt and socks.

I wish we had snow. But the only thing that came close to snow was the occasional frozen pond overnight.

Edi wrote:We've got shitloads of snow here right now, and more ice than anybody really cares to think about. The whole Gulf of Finland was frozen over in the three weeks of -25 C and below temperatures we had around Christmas and New Year, and is staying that way until spring. Ship traffic is in trouble, but we've managed to keep the ports open. The Russians are fucked, though, they don't have enough ice-breaking ships. I tell you, going out in when it's -30 C outside and winds going at 20 m/s isn't fun.

But yes, there must be snow and cold during winter, I HATE slushy, sleety winters with temps hovering around zero or a little above. Between -5 and -10 C is best.

Edi

Must have lost too many to Kazak cooks opening up steam pipes... Careful now, the Soviet 60's solution would involve a string of nuclear explosions. They evidently used them for such tasks as putting out an oil field fire and couple forest fires.

Um, Fanboy, there's no "coast" in the Midwest...

And some of us are pissed that it isn't snowing.

What is it with Westerners and Southerners and their hatred of snow?

Midwest Coast, a little term I coined in the mid 1990's as pat of my effort to bring the Funk to North Central Iowa. It failed utterly.

I tell you though after nearly 20 years of shoveling driveways and digging cars out from underneath piles of white I am glad to be able to wear shorts on a Janurary morning before driving down the coast to "work"

Darth Wong wrote: Pussy.

Idiot. Better living through technology! Should I work at
shoveling hundreds of pounds of crap off my car and driveway
for 30 minutes, when I can get a gas powered snowblower to do
the same work in five minutes?

Snow?? What is that? Is that the strange white stuff I saw when I was in Germany?
You bastards don't know your luck. It never snows here, hell I don't recall winter temperatures ever dropping below 5 C. If we are really lucky, in a severe winter we might get a sprinkling of snow in the hills, but that is not common. And with temperatures on the weekend looking like they will be around 40 C (104 F) and 35 C for the rest of the week, I would love to go somewhere where they have snow.

Holy shit. This thread accumilated more denizens than I thought was online. Either way, to Spanky, I have no idea were people get an idea that southerners hate snow. Everyone I know loves it. However, usually before we get snow, we get rain. Then it freezes. In '96 I believe, everything had a layer of ice over it. There was snow on the ground, but then it got packed in with mixed rain. When the temprature finally dropped it fucking incased the roads, the ground and generally everything. It was about an inch of ice btw. It was a bitch finding a vehicle that wasn't stuck to the ground. But that's in my area. Not all parts I know get rain like that. The city I'm in sits in a fucking valley at the foothills of the appalachians (sp? awe fuck it). They don't call it the Tennessee Valley for nothing ya know. Either way, I think the snow has finally stopped falling. looking out the window, I'm gauging about 1/2" as predicted (they predict snow everyday in the winter, for once they were right). Unfortunately I don't think the roads will be closed, so I might still have a treacherous trip to my morning class. heh. This is a good snow though, since like I said it normally rains, but it didn't rain a drop.

MKSheppard wrote:

Darth Wong wrote: Pussy.

Idiot. Better living through technology! Should I work at
shoveling hundreds of pounds of crap off my car and driveway
for 30 minutes, when I can get a gas powered snowblower to do
the same work in five minutes?

Yes you should, lazy son of a bitch.