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Anarchistbunny must be proven wrong. Here's another sex-related thread for y'all.

So...how do YOU jack off?

in front of the computer, with endless gigs of porn being downloaded
thru my cable modem, MWHA HA HA HA

With my hand?

I don't know, how do you? (Great comeback by me )

Left hand.

Darth Wong wrote:Left hand.

Now here's a question: are you left or right handed? I ask this because I'm left handed and I do practically everything with my left hand--throw, write, bowl, bat, hold my cigarette, etc. But I jack off with my right hand. If I try with my left, because my right arm is getting tired or something, the best I can do is "placehold" until my right arm feels better. I can't get off at all using my left hand. I'm wondering if this is something just unique to me, or are there other people like this.

Darth Wong wrote:Left hand.

weirdo

left hand just does *not* work for me.

I can jack off with either hand. Sometimes I rub my member against the bed mattress.

tried that the first couple times, but it didnt work after a while.

Ambidextrous I use both hands

RedImperator wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Left hand.

Now here's a question: are you left or right handed? I ask this because I'm left handed and I do practically everything with my left hand--throw, write, bowl, bat, hold my cigarette, etc. But I jack off with my right hand. If I try with my left, because my right arm is getting tired or something, the best I can do is "placehold" until my right arm feels better. I can't get off at all using my left hand. I'm wondering if this is something just unique to me, or are there other people like this.

I'm right-handed.

o_O why use the left then?

Damn. Beat me to it, HG! Left hand.

I fit with RedImperator's pattern.

I'm right handed but I jack off with my left. Right just gets tired too quickyl and I can't get a good grip.


It has actually been my conclusion that people's handedness (wheter they consider themselv'es left handed or right handed in life) relates to the amount of dexterity they have, while the other hand is for physical tasks...such as jacking off which requires it.


Oh yeah, Armorpierce: Go fuck yourself.

Left hand. Right hand feels weird and the left is faster.

WTF???

OK, I have to say I'm just goofy, cause it's all right for me (normal stuff and...*ahem*). Of course, I bat left-handed in baseball and golf left-handed, but everything else is right-handed.

Um, I meant technique(heh) not hand.

For technique, I do it the old-fashioned way, with my right hand in the shower if my folks are around. If they aren't, I jack off to endless porn on the comp.

I see dignity is a term with little use here.

I'm, dare I say it, ambidextrous.

HemlockGrey wrote:Um, I meant technique(heh) not hand.

There's masturbating techniques? How many different variations of "wrap your hand around your dick and jerk it up and down" can there possibly be?

Sorry, but it seems that your thread has been Hijacked, as for me, my left hand can't do shit, is slow, and I is a bit numb in that I can't actually feel how tight I'm gripping.

Left hand.

there's always different positions. the one I prefer hasnt been listed yet.

and, shower takes 4 times as long. very tiring.

3000 Miles to Graceland without ANY competition nearby.