Farting in front of a girl

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-24 07:03pm

How many of you have suffered serious pain trying to hold in a fart while in the presence of a girl? How many of you have become nonchalant about it?

I've been with Rebecca for more than 13 years now, and I still try to avoid farting when she can hear.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-24 07:05pm

Darth Wong wrote:How many of you have suffered serious pain trying to hold in a fart while in the presence of a girl? How many of you have become nonchalant about it?

Sometimes I try and sometimes it's not worth the effort.

I just let it out slowly. It tends to be quieter that way.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-24 07:07pm

Nothing more than discomfort. I did have an embarassing experience in high school, though; I was sitting in my desk, legs apart, and out of the blue a tiny little fart came out; I couldn't stop it, I didn't even feel it coming. It was loud enough for the all people around me, including a really cute girl, to hear it. I didn't live it down for a good while.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-01-24 08:01pm

I usually hold it in. If it's bad I'll just go too bathroom and let off a pleasent stink bomb.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-24 08:04pm

I just hold it in when I'm around hearing people. However, around deaf people it's okay because they can say "Who cut the cheese" and put their thumbs to their foreheads, fingers out. The one who does this last is automatically the one who farted, regardless if he did or not.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-24 08:07pm

I just let go. Then again I am never with a girl so.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-24 08:07pm

I fart in public about once a month. I'm not making this up. I've always been really good at holding in farts until I can hit the men's room. I think it's because I had a complex about farting in class in elementary school.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-24 08:21pm

Let it out slowly so nobody notices. If it smells, then immediately point at the closet guy to you, and accuse them of farting, effectively redirecting the blame

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-24 08:23pm

depends on the amount of alcohol in my blood.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-24 08:24pm

RedImperator wrote:I fart in public about once a month. I'm not making this up. I've always been really good at holding in farts until I can hit the men's room. I think it's because I had a complex about farting in class in elementary school.

AHHAHAHAHA

I once let loose a massive thunderous fart in class in Elementary school.

The fart got trapped between my ass and the floor and it reverberated
all over the damn room......

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-01-24 08:25pm

To be perfectly frank, I do not try and hold them in. Kathy, my SO who I now live with, is well aware that I am 1) Male, 2) At least partially human and 3) A goof. Seriously, it's perfectly natural, but it's best to not fart during fellatio.

Then again, this is from a couple who says 'Thar she blows!' when one of us farts.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-24 08:25pm

Three letters...SBD

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-24 08:37pm

I usually go for the "one-cheek sneak" maneuver, which involves raising one cheek up while appearing to simply shift in your seat for comfort (such as leaning on one arm, appearing to look pensive). This has the effect of widening your anus, so the gas will have a wider area to travel through, thus reducing the pitch of the noise it will make. It also angles the gas from straight down to a diagonal path. When you fire straight down, the gas has to move through more blocks, making more noise. By angling it, you can make sure that the gas travels out essentially unperturbed, except when it encounters the seat bottom, but the gas will have dispersed by that time. When you have a controlled burst, the noise disturbance is reduced to almost nothing.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-24 08:38pm

I dont even try to hold my fart around girls Ive known for a while, especially my best buddy. Since she has no qualms about ripping them in front of me.

The funniest fart at work I can think of was at Circuit City. I was sitting, eating my lunch, on the floor in the warehouse behind a dishwasher awaiting the delivery truck to pick it up. From the counter a customer could not see me.

My co worker was standing next to me talking to me while I ate. Then a lady walked up to pick up some item. Someone was helping her at the counter and the guy next to me stopped talking to watch the transaction. At that moment I blew a giant fart on the concrete floor.

The guy standing next to me got eyes as big as saucers cause the customer at the counter looked at him and flashed a dirty look since she thought it was him.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-24 09:05pm

Yeah, I usually got accused of farting when I was with this one faggy friend of mines. He would never hold it in and then he after letting it rip in class he would say it was me. Me being mature about it didn't make much of a big deal about it so everybody would believe him. I don't fart in front of girls but would let it rip if I needed to if I was just with friends and no girls around.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-24 09:07pm

I can generally let out the gas without making any loud sound.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-24 09:09pm

[quote]How many of you have suffered serious pain trying to hold in a fart while in the presence of a girl? How many of you have become nonchalant about it? [/qupte
Depends on the girl but some I've lept out windows for(Well it WAS on only on the second story, six feet at best

)

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-24 09:45pm

I find it embarrasing to fart in public, so I try to hold it in, and let rip when I get home. If I have to fart, I do it quietly, because it's the sound that gets the attention of others. They don't mind, because even after farting, I still smell better than most of the jocks in school.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-01-24 09:53pm

my wife doesn't care now but b4 when i didn't know she wouldn't care. I went through some serious pains. It is like you body knows you don't want to fart in front of somebody and all of a sudden its like a trying to hold in a a fucking volcano eruption.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-01-24 10:00pm

What about in class? Anyone ever worry about that in highschool or college? God, it used to bug the hell out of me, wondering even if I let a small SBD loose without knowing it, only to have someone else detect it. But after hearing a couple of people do it over the years, I got less paranoid. I hope that all doesn't sound too weird.

And yeah, sometimes you just got to let it go. Otherwise, you might rupture something or simply explode.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-24 10:13pm

I'll try as hard as I can to avoid it. It's just so classless and distateful. A real good way to make yourself into a no class loser in front of a lady.

^^ · Post by ^^ » 2003-01-24 10:14pm

eat quieter foods

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-24 10:14pm

Three weeks ago i was at the bank and i felt one that was ready to blow and since i was surrounded by people, i had to hold it in for a whole hour damn it was hard when i finaly got out i checked around to be sure i was alone and let it go.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-24 10:16pm

One time when I was in sixth grade I was talking with three other kids about a project we were supposed to do. Then suddenly, without any buildup, I let loose a long, loud tooooooooooooootttttt and everyone just stopped talking for a few seconds, then resumed without any fanfare.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-24 10:20pm

If South Park has tought us nothing else, it's thatyou shouldn't hold in a fart.

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