Where'd you hide your porn as a kid?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-24 11:38pm

Me, it was under ~100 issues of comic books in comic book boxes.....

No way is your parent looking through THAT to get to the good stuff..

^^ · Post by ^^ » 2003-01-24 11:38pm

in the kitchen

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-24 11:40pm

^^ wrote:in the kitchen

Get the fuck out of my thread, you cum gargling loser.

^^ · Post by ^^ » 2003-01-24 11:41pm

MKSheppard wrote:
^^ wrote:in the kitchen
Get the fuck out of my thread, you cum gargling loser.

heheh (homophobe)

shep

do you like guns shep?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-24 11:42pm

I dl it, watch it, delete, repeat when necessary.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-24 11:43pm

All the porn I have (or used to have, after I deleted them) are computer files (movies). I keep them buried in sub-directory after sub-directory in a vague position of my hard drive.

Additionally, I make sure to clear the movie off of the documents folder after viewing them, making sure that I leave no trace of it visible to the uninquisitive eye.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-24 11:44pm

Istillhide it on Kazaa. My mom can hardly turn the damn thing on, let alone figure out how ot get onto Kazaa.

But that porn isn't the trouble. We always to a go job hiding the magazines in the most inconspicious spots possible. We always erase the computer history so they can't link u so the seen of the crime.

The problem is that we men always LEAVE THE FUCKING MOVIE IN THE DAMN VCR!!!!! Shit I hate that soooooooo much.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-24 11:54pm

Under a pile of junk in a drawer on the side of my bed. For computer downloads its all put under hidden folders and sub-directories noone would bother to look under.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-24 11:57pm

I never had porn as a kid.

Maybe that explains why I didn't have a happy childhood.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-24 11:58pm

Oh, and I started dling porn only about a year ago. FYI.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-25 12:00am

Random subdirectories and behind my dresser, which is in my closet. I keep that closed with something small in the way to prevent it from being opened without me knowing. There are also a few other things I'd rather not have found in there.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-01-25 12:01am

It's in 'My Pictures'
hahahahaha.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-25 12:01am

MKSheppard wrote:Me, it was under ~100 issues of comic books in comic book boxes.....

No way is your parent looking through THAT to get to the good stuff..

never looked at it.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-25 01:02am

I watch, then exit, remove all traces. Never been discovered...

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-01-25 01:10am

If I watch porn I delete history, delete cache. People are too stupid to use undelete software. Of course I watch porn about 2 days in a month.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-25 01:13am

I copy and paste on MS Paint, then print it when everyone is away. I keep them on the top of my shelves over my desk, where no one will look.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-25 01:13am

didnt have to hide it. mom didnt care if i looked at porn mags. and i was 8

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-01-25 01:13am

When I was a kid, I didn't have porn of my own, so I looked at my dad's porn when he wasn't around.

Now, I don't hide my porn at all. I keep it in the bedroom on the shelf, where it's most convenient if I want to watch it with Rebecca. Why would an adult need to hide porn?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-01-25 01:14am

Enforcer Talen wrote:never looked at it.

*coughcoughbullshitcoughcough*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-25 01:14am

Up in the closet on a high shelf.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-01-25 01:15am

Wicked Pilot wrote:I never had porn as a kid.

Maybe that explains why I didn't have a happy childhood.

That's terrible. Surely your dad had his own stash?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-25 01:17am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I never had porn as a kid.

Maybe that explains why I didn't have a happy childhood.
That's terrible. Surely your dad had his own stash?

My dad had some good shit!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-25 01:20am

Define kid...until I moved out of my parents' house, I didn't have any.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-25 01:21am

kojikun wrote:didnt have to hide it. mom didnt care if i looked at porn mags. and i was 8

The average age for boys to first view porno in the USA is nine, amazing how some parents get concerned about there 14-17 year olds surfing porn sites.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-01-25 01:26am

As a kid, I hid my porno mags under a huge stack of Dragon Magazine in a box in my closet.

When I got my first computer and did the whole BBS thing back in the early 90's, I hid my porn images in sub-directories.

Now, my porn sits in a big stack next to my other videos and dvd's. PC porno files are now located in hidden files on my HD, still as sub-directories.

My girlfriend's policy on my porno "I don't care if you have it, as long as I don't see it."

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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