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Where'd you hide your porn as a kid?

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:38pm
by MKSheppard
Me, it was under ~100 issues of comic books in comic book boxes.....

No way is your parent looking through THAT to get to the good stuff..

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:38pm
by ^^
in the kitchen

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:40pm
by MKSheppard
^^ wrote:in the kitchen
Get the fuck out of my thread, you cum gargling loser.

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:41pm
by ^^
MKSheppard wrote:
^^ wrote:in the kitchen
Get the fuck out of my thread, you cum gargling loser.
heheh (homophobe)

shep

do you like guns shep?

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:42pm
by HemlockGrey
I dl it, watch it, delete, repeat when necessary.

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:43pm
by Shinova
All the porn I have (or used to have, after I deleted them) are computer files (movies). I keep them buried in sub-directory after sub-directory in a vague position of my hard drive.

Additionally, I make sure to clear the movie off of the documents folder after viewing them, making sure that I leave no trace of it visible to the uninquisitive eye.

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:44pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Istillhide it on Kazaa. My mom can hardly turn the damn thing on, let alone figure out how ot get onto Kazaa.

But that porn isn't the trouble. We always to a go job hiding the magazines in the most inconspicious spots possible. We always erase the computer history so they can't link u so the seen of the crime.

The problem is that we men always LEAVE THE FUCKING MOVIE IN THE DAMN VCR!!!!! Shit I hate that soooooooo much. :x

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:54pm
by Icehawk
Under a pile of junk in a drawer on the side of my bed. For computer downloads its all put under hidden folders and sub-directories noone would bother to look under.

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:57pm
by Wicked Pilot
I never had porn as a kid.




Maybe that explains why I didn't have a happy childhood.

Posted: 2003-01-24 11:58pm
by Shinova
Oh, and I started dling porn only about a year ago. FYI.

Posted: 2003-01-25 12:00am
by Sea Skimmer
Random subdirectories and behind my dresser, which is in my closet. I keep that closed with something small in the way to prevent it from being opened without me knowing. There are also a few other things I'd rather not have found in there.

Posted: 2003-01-25 12:01am
by Seggybop
It's in 'My Pictures'
hahahahaha.

Re: Where'd you hide your porn as a kid?

Posted: 2003-01-25 12:01am
by Enforcer Talen
MKSheppard wrote:Me, it was under ~100 issues of comic books in comic book boxes.....

No way is your parent looking through THAT to get to the good stuff..
never looked at it.

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:02am
by Exonerate
I watch, then exit, remove all traces. Never been discovered...

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:10am
by Pu-239
If I watch porn I delete history, delete cache. People are too stupid to use undelete software. Of course I watch porn about 2 days in a month.

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:13am
by jaeger115
I copy and paste on MS Paint, then print it when everyone is away. I keep them on the top of my shelves over my desk, where no one will look. :twisted:

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:13am
by kojikun
didnt have to hide it. mom didnt care if i looked at porn mags. and i was 8 :lol:

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:13am
by AdmiralKanos
When I was a kid, I didn't have porn of my own, so I looked at my dad's porn when he wasn't around.

Now, I don't hide my porn at all. I keep it in the bedroom on the shelf, where it's most convenient if I want to watch it with Rebecca. Why would an adult need to hide porn?

Re: Where'd you hide your porn as a kid?

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:14am
by AdmiralKanos
Enforcer Talen wrote:never looked at it.
*coughcoughbullshitcoughcough*

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:14am
by Dalton
Up in the closet on a high shelf.

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:15am
by AdmiralKanos
Wicked Pilot wrote:I never had porn as a kid.

Maybe that explains why I didn't have a happy childhood.
That's terrible. Surely your dad had his own stash?

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:17am
by Dalton
AdmiralKanos wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I never had porn as a kid.

Maybe that explains why I didn't have a happy childhood.
That's terrible. Surely your dad had his own stash?
My dad had some good shit!

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:20am
by The Dark
Define kid...until I moved out of my parents' house, I didn't have any.

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:21am
by Sea Skimmer
kojikun wrote:didnt have to hide it. mom didnt care if i looked at porn mags. and i was 8 :lol:
The average age for boys to first view porno in the USA is nine, amazing how some parents get concerned about there 14-17 year olds surfing porn sites.

Posted: 2003-01-25 01:26am
by Damaramu
As a kid, I hid my porno mags under a huge stack of Dragon Magazine in a box in my closet.

When I got my first computer and did the whole BBS thing back in the early 90's, I hid my porn images in sub-directories.

Now, my porn sits in a big stack next to my other videos and dvd's. PC porno files are now located in hidden files on my HD, still as sub-directories.

My girlfriend's policy on my porno "I don't care if you have it, as long as I don't see it." :twisted: