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What do you want on your gravestone after you have shuffled off this mortal coil?

I want mine to be:

"He made a difference"

"You will not find me here"

Loneliness is a slow acting but fatal poison.

"Death is only the beginning."

"This space for rent."

"Before dishonor"

And now, seriously...

"The world mourns your passing."

I basically want the Demon Children from Black Sabbath's reunion CD.

"I'll be back"

Then some written curse in a undecipherable language.

Please open my grave, im starving.
As Jaeger said.
Death before Dishonor
I knew that gun was loaded.
Note to self: cut the red wire next time.
Note to self: Pissing off a Tankist is never a good idea.
I DARE you to sleep on my grave one night .

"Do not even THINK about touching my lady."

"Haha guys, great joke. Now dig me out."

Found the good in everyone
Usaully a great guy
Could brighten the rainest day
Knew the secrets of the universe

Young at heart, even in old age
One of a kind
Understood the true meaning of love

Yeah thats basicly what I want on my grave stone, probly not as cheesy as that one, but you get the point.

In very small letters so people have to get close to read it
"You're standing on my balls"

Or

"See you soon..."

A few from songs appeal to me....

"I was me, but now he's gone."
- Metallica 'Fade to Black'

"Punisher and swordsman, I was born to burn."
- Manowar 'Black Wind, Fire and Steel'

"Awaiting my last breath
the mirror calls my name
it's showing me the way
into the dark..."
- Blind Guardian 'Lost in a Twilight Hall'

Me it will be three little wordRETURN TO SENDER

"Concession Accepted"

DIG ME UP SO I CAN F*CKING RIP YOR FUCKEN HEAD OFF AND DRINK YOU BLOOD YOU LIVING FAGGETS!!!

And put a shovel next to the grave, but make put a spring in the bottom of your coffin so if someone opens it you jump towards them like a jack in the box... should be good .

I will not have one. I am donating my body to science, though my monument will probably say something like

" You cant kill him, he is immortal"

anarchistbunny wrote:Found the good in everyone
Usaully a great guy
Could brighten the rainest day
Knew the secrets of the universe

Young at heart, even in old age
One of a kind
Understood the true meaning of love

Yeah thats basicly what I want on my grave stone, probly not as cheesy as that one, but you get the point.

Fuck You. These guys actually did it.


edit:the one time I don't check that the tags are closed...

Raxmei wrote:

anarchistbunny wrote:Found the good in everyone
Usaully a great guy
Could brighten the rainest day
Knew the secrets of the universe

Young at heart, even in old age
One of a kind
Understood the true meaning of love

Yeah thats basicly what I want on my grave stone, probly not as cheesy as that one, but you get the point.

Fuck You. These guys actually did it.


edit:the one time I don't check that the tags are closed...

Funny this cemetary is near my home.

"Darth Vader accepted my apology."

"BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS"
(note: This one would be accompanied by fake hands sticking out of the ground.)

"He was not gay goddamnit!"

Mine would be.
" I'm getting too old for this fucking shit! "
LT.Hit-Man

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Mine would be.
" I'm getting too old for this fucking shit! "
LT.Hit-Man

What do you mean "would be?" Is even Death afraid of you?