StarDestroyer.Net BBS

using

http://www.sprintrelayonline.com/

and the numbers provided by:

http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html

I got an answering machine at his home phone number and the following
at his workplace:

OPER: SPRINT RELAY 6151M DIALING 601-266-4002

RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ...

(F) HI YOU HAVE REACHE DTHE OFFICES OF TECHNOLOGY CUSTER RESOURCES CUSTOMER SERVICE OUR OFFICE HOURS ARE FROM 8 TO 4 30 MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY AND WE ARE EITHER ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW OR AFTER OR UR NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS .. IF YOU D LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER WE LL GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH YOU ASAP THANK YOU (BEEP) (ANS MACH HUNG UP) GA

So I shall continue with my quest to personally talk with Dickstar!

Does anyone really care?

Please continue... a transcript of an actual conversation with him would be extremely funny.

If you do contact him I'm sure he'll devote several MBs of space on his website to rant about "Wongites harrasing me at work!"

First you're giving him ammo, second doesn't that seem a bit stalkerish to anyone else?

Seggybop wrote:Please continue... a transcript of an actual conversation with him would be extremely funny.

Jawohl mein oberführer!

*clicks boots*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:If you do contact him I'm sure he'll devote several MBs of space on his website to rant about "Wongites harrasing me at work!"

You know, I held out a faint hope for a while that he was just knowingly being a jack-ass, and not sincerely delusional. I have since lost that hope; he is truly, sincerely out of his gourd. He thinks he's fighting some grand crusade against the forces of evil. I don't see how any conceivable action can possibly make it any worse.

Darth Wong wrote:You know, I held out a faint hope for a while that he was just knowingly being a jack-ass, and not sincerely delusional. I have since lost that hope; he is truly, sincerely out of his gourd. He thinks he's fighting some grand crusade against the forces of evil. I don't see how any conceivable action can possibly make it any worse.

I can't believe you just said that. Have you completely taken leave of your senses? You should know that whenever any permutation of that phrase is uttered, it triggers Murphy's Law to the nth power! You have just brought about certain doom for us all...

Darth Garden Gnome wrote: First you're giving him ammo, second doesn't that seem a bit stalkerish to anyone else?

I don't care. What can he do to me?

I think he's a delusional, obsessed, sad and lonely little "man" who has nothing better to do that pretend he is doing the good deeds of humanity by bantering on about how nasty some people who support ST and SW are over the Net.

To be honest, anyone who takes their fascination that far is quite sad and deprived.

MKSheppard wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote: First you're giving him ammo, second doesn't that seem a bit stalkerish to anyone else?

I don't care. What can he do to me?

Harrass back? Tell the cops? Cry like a girl in a pool of his own urine?

They say the best way to find out results is to experiment...

This doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

HemlockGrey wrote:YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"

Good luck, Shep. You'll need it. I'm pretty sure Dickstar won't answer.

Why don't we all just wait by his car with baseball bats? Cause thats about how much he's gonna freak out over this. If this was the ASU coward, I'd fully support this, since he did crank call Wong, but this isn't anything like what DS has done and I don't think anything good can come from it.

MKSheppard wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"

*New Jersey sinks into the Sea, unleashing the forces of hell buried beneath it*

On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!

Admiral Valdemar wrote:On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!

I'm not harassing him, I'm just calling him and chatting with him. I'm not
going to make him break down and cry like a baby.....

I advise against this.

MKSheppard wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!

I'm not harassing him, I'm just calling him and chatting with him. I'm not going to make him break down and cry like a baby.....

Why not just egg him on like you did RayCav?

MKSheppard wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:On second thoughts, I'd advise against this.

To harrass an in-duh-vidual in the real world like this over a sci-fi issue is just as bad as being a total troll.

Shep, don't give into the Dark Side!

I'm not harassing him, I'm just calling him and chatting with him. I'm not
going to make him break down and cry like a baby.....

Why do I not believe you?

Personally, listen out for water dripping or gas being let off violently as you say "Hi, it's me, Sheppard fromSD.net. Remember me?"

If you can, record it as well. The filling of trousers FX will be a good argument to equal any DorkStar makes if he ever gets back on here again.

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"

*New Jersey sinks into the Sea, unleashing the forces of hell buried beneath it*[/quote]

I take offense to that statement. Having lived in New Jersey for my entire life, I can confirm that there are no forces of hell buried beneath the state, and that frankly, the very concept is ridiculous, much as is the idea of the state sinking into the sea. If you continue such remarks, the legal firm of Belial, Mephisto, and Forrest will be forced to take action in the form of a long, drawn-out, and costly lawsuit. After which, you will be forced to drive in New Jersey during the rush hours. Enjoy.

OPER: SPRINT RELAY 9142F DIALING 601-296-4700

RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ...

(EXPLAINING RELAY) (M)

USER: Is th

OPER: HELLO GA

USER: Is this Mister Anderson? ga

OPER: YES GA

USER: I couldn't help but see your latest rant against Mister Wong.
I have to advise you to sit back and take it a bit less seriously,
man. ga

OPER: (LAUGHING) OH MY GOODNESS....OH THAT IS....TYPE BACK

USER:

OPER: ASTONISHING AND THEN CONCLUDE THE CALL GA TO SK

USER: astonish

Don't hang up on me man ga

hey did you leave me? GA

Fine be that way...... SKSKSKSKK

Hotfoot wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Shep pushes the BIG RED BUTTON marked "DO NOT PUSH"

*New Jersey sinks into the Sea, unleashing the forces of hell buried beneath it*

I take offense to that statement. Having lived in New Jersey for my entire life, I can confirm that there are no forces of hell buried beneath the state, and that frankly, the very concept is ridiculous, much as is the idea of the state sinking into the sea. If you continue such remarks, the legal firm of Belial, Mephisto, and Forrest will be forced to take action in the form of a long, drawn-out, and costly lawsuit. After which, you will be forced to drive in New Jersey during the rush hours. Enjoy.[/quote]

I trust Futurama further then I do the word of Jersey Folk, demon spawn.

Strange little man, by what I see above.