StarDestroyer.Net BBS

http://furnitureporn.com/



Disclaimer: This site is a joke and should not result in my immediate banning...

LOL...

I don't suppose anybody here has an fetish for chairs?

ROFL...my roommate found it funny too, though he was like "furniture WHAT?!?!" when I told him the address.

Gil Hamilton wrote:http://furnitureporn.com/



Disclaimer: This site is a joke and should not result in my immediate banning...

This is when you can tell that someone is getting bored of normal porn....

We have people in this world turned on by animals and little kids, so I'm sure there's at least one person on this planet that gets aroused by furniture. Instead of having sex with someone in bed, they have sex with the bed!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:We have people in this world turned on by animals and little kids, so I'm sure there's at least one person on this planet that gets aroused by furniture. Instead of having sex with someone in bed, they have sex with the bed!

I keep getting pictures of those guys who stick their dicks in car exhausts...

Admiral Valdemar wrote: I keep getting pictures of those guys who stick their dicks in car exhausts...

want me to post that pic?

MKSheppard wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote: I keep getting pictures of those guys who stick their dicks in car exhausts...

want me to post that pic?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The weirdest I've seen so far was stuffed animal porn. A few guys and gals were fucking stuffed animals such as teddy bears and other plush toys. Goddamn that was fucked up shit.

LOL!
there´s a tv show called domian over here. it´s nothing but a guy in a studio in front of a phone who answers phone calls which contain sexual matters. usually he gives tipps for problems and blahblah. it´s usually fun to watch since there are usually a lot of weird fucks who are either bizarr sexual deviates or damn good actors.

anyway, the weirdest thing i´ve seen on his show was that guy who called and claimed that he was turned on by and had a sexual relationship with his chain saw.

WTF??!?!!!!

salm wrote:LOL!
there´s a tv show called domian over here. it´s nothing but a guy in a studio in front of a phone who answers phone calls which contain sexual matters. usually he gives tipps for problems and blahblah. it´s usually fun to watch since there are usually a lot of weird fucks who are either bizarr sexual deviates or damn good actors.

anyway, the weirdest thing i´ve seen on his show was that guy who called and claimed that he was turned on by and had a sexual relationship with his chain saw.

Hehe, if I hope he didn't try to give it a blowjob...

Actually, I do.

BRR BRRR BRRR BRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Idiot.

Words fail me....

I mean with that furniture porn site and WTF's about chainsaws!

I mean with that furniture porn site and WTF's about chainsaws!

Thats RayCav furniture porn. >D

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Actually, I do.

BRR BRRR BRRR BRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Idiot.

I'm sure that guy got his dick cut off or something, but the chainsaw was very brave if he did get it cut off, because now that guy can't sodomize other gas-powered tools.

My God, I had no idea! No wonder when I call the furniture stripping place in the phonebooth there's always techno music playing!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: Instead of having sex with someone in bed, they have sex with the bed!

Depends on the size of the bedknob...

Depends on the size of the bedknob...

Who's seen that doorhumping video that's gone around in the net, with that woman mounting and humping a door?


No matter what the deformity, there's always some group of perverts who find it attractive: "ooh, that little pink tail really turns me on!"- Jerry Seinfeld, on Pig Men and the women who love them.

WHAT THE Z'XULTH???

This reminds me of the Lego porn I once found...

Simon H.Johansen wrote:WHAT THE Z'XULTH???

This reminds me of the Lego porn I once found...

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaghhhhh!

Never could I look at lego again in the same light...

Vympel wrote:

Depends on the size of the bedknob...

Who's seen that doorhumping video that's gone around in the net, with that woman mounting and humping a door?

Oh come on, surely you've heard that story from closer to home - your local girls' school, f'rinstance?

Simon H.Johansen wrote:WHAT THE Z'XULTH???

This reminds me of the Lego porn I once found...

I can imagine it. Just use that LEGO movie studio thing, get two minifigs with an all yellow top and bottom, and then I'm sure we all know what to do after that.

Anyway, what about...

STICK FIGURE PORN!

Hey, my womans on that site... Well, my armchair...

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!