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Ok, I was masturbating a few minutes ago to my quite sizable stash of gay porn, when I started feeling like I was about to come. I kinda leaned forward, and then I looked down just as the first white-hot bolt of man-cream furiously blasted out of my dick, hitting my face square in the EYE!!! It was a really nice amount of cum too, but my mind was thinking about other things, namely, how to get the cum out of my eye socket without it causing too much of a ruckus. One warm wet washcloth away, and it still managed to seep into my eye, where it's currently making it burn! The best part: My eye is now BRIGHT RED!!!! Oh Fucking JOY! Now everyone in the house'll know I shot my eye out with my BFG! Now I feel like this:

Has this ever happened to anyone else here?

OK, Einy...


This, is the line:

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That is you right about now.

weemadando wrote:OK, Einy...


This, is the line:

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That is you right about now.

ROFL! Hey at least YOUR eye isn't doing a damn good impression of Sauron!

why the hell were you looking towards your Japs Eye? Personaly i have somewhere to aim it if i'm spanking my plank.

holy shit dude, this beats the time a bird crapped in my eye

Darth Pounder wrote:why the hell were you looking towards your Japs Eye? Personaly i have somewhere to aim it if i'm spanking my plank.

Total Accident....

Darth Balls wrote:holy shit dude, this beats the time a bird crapped in my eye

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!


Ouch....

are u sure you weren't trying to suck yourself? I've been there and shot into my nose.

This thread reminds me of a picture I see often at SPF.

This chick's holding her eye open while a guy jizzes on it. You can see her iris through it.

Darth Pounder wrote:are u sure you weren't trying to suck yourself? I've been there and shot into my nose.

No I wasnt...

XaLEv wrote:This thread reminds me of a picture I see often at SPF.

This chick's holding her eye open while a guy jizzes on it. You can see her iris through it.

OUCH!!!!!!!

There should be a warning like they have when you buy a weapon Aim away from the face.

Montcalm wrote:There should be a warning like they have when you buy a weapon Aim away from the face.

Unfortunately Goddess has a twisted sense of humor. She "neglected" to put the warning sticker on men's penises, leaving us to find out the hard (or is it sticky?) way!

Of course, semen doesn't get along well with open wounds, either...

Then why you leaned foward? Just wanted to jizz on your face( )?

XaLEv wrote:Of course, semen doesn't get along well with open wounds, either...

How you found this out I do NOT wanna know!!!!

ArmorPierce wrote:Then why you leaned foward? Just wanted to jizz on your face( )?

I always look at it when I cum. No idea why I leaned forward...

First of all Einy, you are in no position to tell people what you do and do not want to know about their relations with semen.

Second of all, having shown this thread to my flatmate, she understands your pain today!

innerbrat wrote:First of all Einy, you are in no position to tell people what you do and do not want to know about their relations with semen.

Second of all, having shown this thread to my flatmate, she understands your pain today!

ROTFLMAO!!!! and Thank you, respectively. Tell her I said Hi!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: How you found this out I do NOT wanna know!!!!

It's innocent enough, actually. I get a cut on my hand, I fap, I jizz, it burns.

XaLEv wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: How you found this out I do NOT wanna know!!!!

It's innocent enough, actually. I get a cut on my hand, I fap, I jizz, it burns.

Oh okay, some damn reason I was hoping against hope it wasn't anything along the lines of a certain RayCav.
Glad to know it wasn't!

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

I'll just add this little tidbit to the "things I could have gone my whole life without knowing" list.

This isn't even a good useless fact I can tell to other people. "Hey, did you know if you blow your load in your eye, it burns?" "And just HOW do YOU know that?" <panic>"No no no, *I* didn't do it. It was some guy on the internet! I swear! He's gay and he's from New Orleans! I didn't jizz in my own eye!" <mockery and laughter from the crowd>

Too. Much. Info.

Helluva shot though.

*wrestles desperately with himself not to come out with all the..."blow your own fucking head off" style puns that the picture evokes.....*

better you eye, than your mouth! i dont know if that counts for homos though.