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New movie annouced. *READ*

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http://www.planetgamecube.com/news.cfm? ... em&id=3867

PLEASE DON'T SUCK! Also I hope they use the suit from the comertials, that thing was just bad ass.
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It very likely will suck. It will take some real talent to pull this off, I like to know what kindo f budget they expect to work with.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:It very likely will suck. It will take some real talent to pull this off, I like to know what kindo f budget they expect to work with.
Thats why I have mixed feelings for this, I mean I'd love for a metroid movie to be made, but it'll never be made well. It's gonna suck like hell what they do to one of the coolest video game series ever.
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I am officially leery about this.
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It will inevitably suck. This is Hollywood we're talking about.
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Rick says: If she hadn't already done "Tomb Raider", my pick for Samus would be Angelina Jolie. My next pick, Jennifer Garner, is already in "Daredevil". Who's left that could do Samus justice?
Jennifer Garner! :D

Seriously, I think Metriod would be a better movie if they just made it completely 3D, like Final Fantasy.

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Final Fantasy is probably the only video game movies I liked. It's a shame; Tomb Raider, a far inferior movie, outdid Final Fantasy the summer they were both released.
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Of course, Final Fantasy had NOTHING to do with any of the games.
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Of course, Final Fantasy had NOTHING to do with any of the games.
Just like none of the games have anything to do with eachother. They are all completely independant stories. The movie was no different in that sense.
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I'm really leery about this one...I haven't played the most recent Metroid games, but is there really that much plot that it can avoid just being an FX orgy?
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Les we forget the lady who is playing the new Terminator in T3: RoTM

Or Jamie Pressley, since shes doing Eva Svealots job she must need some extra scratch
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It will suck.

The thing that really pissed me off about FF was the the Americans got involved in anything more than the FX, so I blame them for the film's faults.

Shit, I'm already plenty pissed about the upcoming live action Akira. But if they announce anything like a live action Evangelion, expect me to go absolutely fucking nuts in rage.
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What sort of plot could there be if there were only a single human and no other sentient beings (characters!!!) in the whole thing?? At least from what I understand, Samus is the only major character while everyone else are aliens that have no dialogue or anything at all.
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You think that's bad? It wasn't until Prime and Fusion that a Metroid game ever had an actual plot.

It's actually one of the cooler things about the Metroid series. It got where it is today almost solely off it's gameplay.
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video game movies have a tendency to suck vise versa video games of movies suck so no worries i'm sure nintendo will do a good job of hiring or writing a good script for metroid
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Yeah...but you fail to address the question I was raising: What kind of movie could it be without basic things as characters?? I guess you could argue that movies like Castaway were perfectly fine without characters...but...I dunno, I don't see an action movie working without characters.
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They'd invent at least one new character, add him to the Metriod side, and have him played by someone like Jeremy Irons...
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I see blizzard games going to the big screen.
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To be honset I CAN" belive how badly they fucked up with Final Fantasy, Take imporabable plot, toss in vauge charaters and rediculious psedo religious refences and you have a tanker of a movie

Hell just copy FF6(FF3 Stateside)'s plot to the letter and it would have been FAR more intresting

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Lets have a little competition.

Realisticly speaking, what are some of the worse fuck ups they could do to this movie?(meaning changes they would accually make)

My thought, making Ridly a rival bounty hunter, human, with a jet pack, a an equal to samus, with some past history with her, to give some background for the characters.
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Time to add another entry into the "failed movies based on video games" column.
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With all this talk of games to movies I'm begining to fear something like this will happen :lol:
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kojikun wrote:With all this talk of games to movies I'm begining to fear something like this will happen :lol:
ROFLMFAO!!!
anarchistbunny wrote:Lets have a little competition.

Realisticly speaking, what are some of the worse fuck ups they could do to this movie?(meaning changes they would accually make)

My thought, making Ridly a rival bounty hunter, human, with a jet pack, a an equal to samus, with some past history with her, to give some background for the characters.
Hmm...well considering we all think it's going to be a colossal failure already, we should concentrate on putting in things that will make it go up instead of down. I vote for putting in Jango/Boba Fett to fight Samus. :lol:
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I've been having ideas of how to make a metroid movie that allows for sequels. fuck me

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