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Which actor says ...
Posted: 2003-01-27 06:18am
by Vympel
the word fuck in any of it's variations (i.e. motherfucker etc) in the best way?
What are the most memorable lines involving the word fuck?
Posted: 2003-01-27 06:41am
by Dalton
George Carlin!
"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!"
Posted: 2003-01-27 07:37am
by Stormbringer
From Boondock Saints:
Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
Posted: 2003-01-27 07:54am
by Dalton
Stormbringer wrote:From Boondock Saints:
Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
You beat me!
"Fuck! Ass!"
Posted: 2003-01-27 07:55am
by Stormbringer
Dalton wrote:Stormbringer wrote:From Boondock Saints:
Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
You beat me!
"Fuck! Ass!"
I never miss a chance to use that line.
Posted: 2003-01-27 11:06am
by Kelly Antilles
I think Jay's Fuck song is pretty funny... (from J&SB Strike Back)
And of course, Boo Boo Kitty Fuck.
Posted: 2003-01-27 12:16pm
by Cal Wright
Yippie Kia Mother fuckers
Posted: 2003-01-27 12:43pm
by Darth Wong
Steve Martin's lengthy tirade at the car-rental counter in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles". You have to see it to get it, so all I can give is a brief snippet:
FOUR FUCKING WHEELS AND A SEAT!!
Posted: 2003-01-27 12:56pm
by Kuja
Kelly Antilles wrote:I think Jay's Fuck song is pretty funny... (from J&SB Strike Back)
YEEHA!
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
Posted: 2003-01-27 12:59pm
by Frank Hipper
Another George Carlin gem:
Rat shit, bat shit
dirty old twat.
Sixty nine assholes
tied in a knot.
Yaaayyyyy,
lizard shit,
FUCK!
Re: Which actor says ...
Posted: 2003-01-27 01:58pm
by Joe
Vympel wrote:the word fuck in any of it's variations (i.e. motherfucker etc) in the best way?
What are the most memorable lines involving the word fuck?
I can't believe you all are forgetting the
motherfucking KING of that word: Samuel L. Jackson.
Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction): Hand me my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules Winnfield: It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.
Posted: 2003-01-27 02:21pm
by Knife
Dennis Miller: "I get payed by the fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. There, I just payed for my kids fucking colledge."
Posted: 2003-01-27 05:48pm
by Robert Treder
Joe Pesci. Just watch JFK or Goodfellas and you'll agree.
Joe Pesci wrote:How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me?
Posted: 2003-01-27 06:05pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
I concur. I'm pretty sure Pesci said some variation of "fuck" over 300 times in Casino.
Posted: 2003-01-27 06:48pm
by Sonnenburg
Terrence and Philip
Posted: 2003-01-27 08:09pm
by salm
ice motherfucking t bitch
Posted: 2003-01-28 02:03am
by Lord Poe
IG-88E wrote:Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
Balls, balls,
sweaty balls...
Posted: 2003-01-28 02:07am
by Sea Skimmer
Is there any sentence you can't add "Motherfucker" to at its beginning or end?
Posted: 2003-01-28 02:11am
by Frank Hipper
Sea Skimmer wrote:Is there any sentence you can't add "Motherfucker" to at its beginning or end?
Hmmm, "I love you mom."?
Posted: 2003-01-28 02:14am
by The Dark
If I had the video with me, I'm pretty sure Robin Williams has some good ones in Good Morning, Vietnam. I just can't remember the exact lines.
Posted: 2003-01-28 02:17am
by Sriad
Stormbringer wrote:From Boondock Saints:
Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
It doesn't get much better than the Boondock Saints, but doesn't mean I won't try...
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Stan: Dude, you just said fuck again!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckitty, fuck fuck fuck.
Bricktop: You're on thin fucking ice, Turkish.
Fuck! I'd get more, but my fucking internet connection's actin' fuckin' fucked. I'm sure there's a couple other good ones in Snatch, but I think Bullet Toothed Tony's badass speach is a bit over rated.