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Seriously, I was at a friend's house the other day and had to use the shitter, but his girl has the place sissied up like a Hello Kitty store.

Pink soap you're not supposed to wash your hands with. Pink towels you're not supposed to dry them with. The place was immaculate and smelled like someone just shat potpourri. Do they realize how frustrating this is for guests or are they more concerned with appearances?

Galvatron wrote:Pink soap you're not supposed to wash your hands with. Pink towels you're not supposed to dry them with.

How do you know you're not supposed to use them? Where there "for decoration only" signs or something?

at least the place doesnt smell like shit

Kathryn wrote:at least the place doesnt smell like shit

I'll have to second that, foul smelling bathrooms are a rather terrible experience.

Kathryn wrote:at least the place doesnt smell like shit

Did I just describe your bathroom?

Galvatron wrote:

Kathryn wrote:at least the place doesnt smell like shit

Did I just describe your bathroom?

Probably

Why do guys do this to their living rooms?

J wrote:Why do guys do this to their living rooms?

Because it's functional.

And awesome.

Kathryn wrote:

Galvatron wrote:

Kathryn wrote:at least the place doesnt smell like shit

Did I just describe your bathroom?

Probably

Isn't it a bitch to keep clean? I know I wouldn't want to have to navigate around doilies while trying to scrub away all the pubic hairs and dried piss in my own latrine.

Or is the decor intended to prevent that kind of thing in the first place?

Vaporous wrote:

J wrote:Why do guys do this to their living rooms?

Because it's functional.

And awesome.

No, the correct answer is because they need speakers so powerful that they can blow the clothes right off a woman.

J wrote:Why do guys do this to their living rooms?

All that living room needs to make it complete are;
1) A huuuge hidef TV
2) some heavy metal posters on the walls
3) a nice black leather sofa. Oh and maybe a glass and chrome coffee table

Galvatron wrote: Isn't it a bitch to keep clean? I know I wouldn't want to have to navigate around doilies while trying to scrub away all the pubic hairs and dried piss in my own latrine.

Or is the decor intended to prevent that kind of thing in the first place?

Look, I don't know about you, but I don't tend to piss all over the bathroom.

Ford Prefect wrote:

Galvatron wrote:Look, I don't know about you, but I don't tend to piss all over the bathroom.

I have a high-pressure hose, so I get lots of splashback.

J wrote:Why do guys do this to their living rooms?

I have seen the face of God. God is good. And he has a message. That message is loud. I shall impart that message to you in the form of onomatopeia.

REEEEAWWWWWWW WWOOOOOOOOOAWOAWOWAOWOAOWWOW BLLLERRRNEARRRRRR WOOOO ROWWWWWWW!

On a Gibson.

J wrote:Why do guys do this to their living rooms?

I don't get it. Is there something wrong with that room -other than it being a little crowded?

This thread reminds me of one of Steve's harangues.

Galvatron wrote: I have a high-pressure hose, so I get lots of splashback.

Man, that must suck for you. My sincerest condolences.

Chardok wrote:
I have seen the face of God. God is good. And he has a message. That message is loud. I shall impart that message to you in the form of onomatopeia.

REEEEAWWWWWWW WWOOOOOOOOOAWOAWOWAOWOAOWWOW BLLLERRRNEARRRRRR WOOOO ROWWWWWWW!

On a Gibson.

No, the true revelation is

WAAAAAAAAWWWRRRR WWWOOOOWOOOWOOOOWOOOO BWARRRRRRRR!

And it's revealed, on a Fender.

You are clearly an apostate malcontent who will have to be dealt with.


I am the luckiest man in the world.

My wife is 100% woman, and she finds lace doilies, little cutesey figurines, unusable pink towels and all that shite, as pointless and aggravating as I do.

I'm sorry, it's off-topic, but I have to point out that saying a Fender is somehow better than a Gibson is probably the surest sign of absolute fucktardism this side of cleaing out your own ass with a loaded gun.

Ford Prefect wrote:

Galvatron wrote: I have a high-pressure hose, so I get lots of splashback.

Man, that must suck for you. My sincerest condolences.

You ought to see me ejaculate.

Ford Prefect wrote:I'm sorry, it's off-topic, but I have to point out that saying a Fender is somehow better than a Gibson is probably the surest sign of absolute fucktardism this side of cleaing out your own ass with a loaded gun.

[/picking shit off front sight]

Huh?

J wrote:Why do guys do this to their living rooms?

It's common knowledge that the number of wires in a man's living room is directly proportional to his manliness.

Ford Prefect wrote:I'm sorry, it's off-topic, but I have to point out that saying a Fender is somehow better than a Gibson is probably the surest sign of absolute fucktardism this side of cleaing out your own ass with a loaded gun.

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jimi Hendrix use Fenders, therefore Fenders are better than Gibsons.

B.B. King and Steve Howe use Gibsons. You lose.

I'm sorry Elfdart, but I'm afraid Aerius is right.

Let me just state for the record that THIS woman's shitter is NOT gussied up. It has plain white walls, a concrete floor (we had to pull the fancy stuff up after a flood and never replaced it), and at this moment both the toilet and sink could use a scrub. All cleaning stuff - soap, toothpaste, cloths, brushes, towels, etc. - are strictly utilitarian, available for use to any who enter the Little Room, and do not match in either style or color.

Of course, we already know I'm weird.